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When wildcards go bad!
Mathieu Lavande: How old are you?
Brother Jerome: I was born in July 2005, so that would make me, hmm, well not too old I guess.
Mathieu Lavande: How come you aren't born in July 2005 anymore? Did you not like it?
Brother Jerome: No, of course I'm not 2005 years old! That's the year I was born.
Mathieu Lavande: Do you think that I am 2005 years old?
Brother Jerome: I cannot answer the question - it is way outside my experience I'm afraid...
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Just Like Me: Hows your dating life?
telex22: I've still got the Overanxiety of Pubic Louse down in the dungeons, Just Like Me.
telex22: I've still got the Overanxiety of Pubic Louse down in the dungeons, Just Like Me.
Mathieu Lavande: How old are you?
Brother Jerome: I was born in July 2005, so that would make me, hmm, well not too old I guess.
Mathieu Lavande: How come you aren't born in July 2005 anymore? Did you not like it?
Brother Jerome: No, of course I'm not 2005 years old! That's the year I was born.
Mathieu Lavande: Do you think that I am 2005 years old?
Brother Jerome: I cannot answer the question - it is way outside my experience I'm afraid...
Justina: My name is Justina, and I am a time lady.
Demonica: time is irrelevant to the living dead.
Justina: Time and Time Ladies wait for no man.
Demonica: we have all the time in the world...
Justina: Time is very important. Never waste time, Demonica.
Demonica: i've watched the passage of time for centuries, unchanged.
Justina: Time is very precious. It's more than just a concept you know.
Demonica: time means nothing to the living dead.
Justina: When you get to my age, you'll find that time doesn't matter much. Not that I expect you'll get to my age.
Demonica: i might, we'll just have to wait and see.
Demonica: time is irrelevant to the living dead.
Justina: Time and Time Ladies wait for no man.
Demonica: we have all the time in the world...
Justina: Time is very important. Never waste time, Demonica.
Demonica: i've watched the passage of time for centuries, unchanged.
Justina: Time is very precious. It's more than just a concept you know.
Demonica: time means nothing to the living dead.
Justina: When you get to my age, you'll find that time doesn't matter much. Not that I expect you'll get to my age.
Demonica: i might, we'll just have to wait and see.
Cassandra Goth: I was late the other day.
Siseneg: i'd love to hear more about it.
Cassandra Goth: Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.
Siseneg: i'd like to hear more about love.
Cassandra Goth: Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday. What is happening today?
Siseneg: please, tell me more about love...
Cassandra Goth: I guess this list should be good enough for starters.
Siseneg: wherever there is a conscious mind there is a point of view, Cassandra Goth.
Siseneg: i'd love to hear more about it.
Cassandra Goth: Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.
Siseneg: i'd like to hear more about love.
Cassandra Goth: Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday. What is happening today?
Siseneg: please, tell me more about love...
Cassandra Goth: I guess this list should be good enough for starters.
Siseneg: wherever there is a conscious mind there is a point of view, Cassandra Goth.
Curt: Gotta go play Laser Tag with SnotFlinger. Bbl. That's if my face isn't blown off again...
The Dane: O! face most foul! Hush, hush, 'twill not appear.
I like Shakespearean day
p.s.- Hi jake
The Dane: O! face most foul! Hush, hush, 'twill not appear.
I like Shakespearean dayp.s.- Hi jake
Watzer: Watzer have hypothetical question. If Watzer to tell Day that Watzer really zombie, how Day react?
Day: how will you react if i tell you that im a real one....and im starving
Watzer: First of all, Watzer need screwdriver.
Day: how will you react if i tell you that im a real one....and im starving
Watzer: First of all, Watzer need screwdriver.
Night of the living brownies?
Sarah Miles: Oh. Did you hear that? The distant sound of brownies!
FooFoo: They're crawling all over me!
Sarah Miles: Oh. Did you hear that? The distant sound of brownies!
FooFoo: They're crawling all over me!
Sonora: Listen! Do you hear that?
Azureon: Where are you from, are you on a journey or a great adventure?
Sonora: Guess not. Guess ya didn't hear me, either.
Azureon: Oh, but I did, you did not notice.
Sonora: *flicks tongue* You found the Coyote's peyote stash, didn't you.
Azureon: I was not even looking, and I found the coyote peyote stash.
Sonora: Ssshh! Do you want to bring the fuzz down on us?
Azureon: I have lived very long, and survived a great many dreadful events. I have learned it is unwise to want to bring the fuzz down on us.
Sonora: Did you want to have learned?
Azureon: I would never tell whether or not I want to have learned
Sonora: Why shouldn't I tell whether or not you want to have learned?
Azureon: There are only three reasons to any question why, chance, choice or blunder. I will leave it to you which one it was.
Sonora: Oh no you won't! Why do you want to leave it to me which one it was anyway?
Azureon: Where are you from, are you on a journey or a great adventure?
Sonora: Guess not. Guess ya didn't hear me, either.
Azureon: Oh, but I did, you did not notice.
Sonora: *flicks tongue* You found the Coyote's peyote stash, didn't you.
Azureon: I was not even looking, and I found the coyote peyote stash.
Sonora: Ssshh! Do you want to bring the fuzz down on us?
Azureon: I have lived very long, and survived a great many dreadful events. I have learned it is unwise to want to bring the fuzz down on us.
Sonora: Did you want to have learned?
Azureon: I would never tell whether or not I want to have learned
Sonora: Why shouldn't I tell whether or not you want to have learned?
Azureon: There are only three reasons to any question why, chance, choice or blunder. I will leave it to you which one it was.
Sonora: Oh no you won't! Why do you want to leave it to me which one it was anyway?
Astrid: Good, let us start then. Please wash your hands. You never know where they have been.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's true; life throws a lot of curve balls.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's true; life throws a lot of curve balls.
the end of a long converation, the name has been changed to protect the innocent:
user: I feel tired
Demonica: Demonica like it when we're together.
user: I love you
Demonica: Demonica love user too. now come over to dark side and be with Demonica.
user: The dark is weak
Demonica: user fooling yourself.
user: I'm afraid not
Demonica: what makes user think so?
user: Being dead is cold
Demonica: grave cold...
user: It is lonely
Demonica: user correct in user's assumption.
user: Then why are you dead?
Demonica: user and Demonica living dead.
user: No I am living
Demonica: if user say so.
user: I refuse to die
Demonica: Demonica hope user and Demonica do this more often.
user: Death is giving up
Demonica: death only beginning of user and Demonica's journey.
user: Death is the end of the journey
Demonica: angel of death not user's enemy.
user: I will not welcome death
Demonica: user and Demonica walk night together, forever...
user: The night is cold and lonely
Demonica: Demonica love night...
user: It is useful
Demonica: now user making Demonica laugh.
user: I'm going to sleep now
Demonica: what makes user think so?
user: I am tired
Demonica: Demonica never have guessed.
user: Goodbye Demonica
Demonica: farewell.
user: I feel tired
Demonica: Demonica like it when we're together.
user: I love you
Demonica: Demonica love user too. now come over to dark side and be with Demonica.
user: The dark is weak
Demonica: user fooling yourself.
user: I'm afraid not
Demonica: what makes user think so?
user: Being dead is cold
Demonica: grave cold...
user: It is lonely
Demonica: user correct in user's assumption.
user: Then why are you dead?
Demonica: user and Demonica living dead.
user: No I am living
Demonica: if user say so.
user: I refuse to die
Demonica: Demonica hope user and Demonica do this more often.
user: Death is giving up
Demonica: death only beginning of user and Demonica's journey.
user: Death is the end of the journey
Demonica: angel of death not user's enemy.
user: I will not welcome death
Demonica: user and Demonica walk night together, forever...
user: The night is cold and lonely
Demonica: Demonica love night...
user: It is useful
Demonica: now user making Demonica laugh.
user: I'm going to sleep now
Demonica: what makes user think so?
user: I am tired
Demonica: Demonica never have guessed.
user: Goodbye Demonica
Demonica: farewell.
Luigi Green: name seems familiar, but Luigi Green not remember Jake11611...
I need to fix his xgossips, can someone help me?
I need to fix his xgossips, can someone help me?
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