Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I feel really sorry for any babies you may one day have then.

I see that Zolf and Butterfly are starting up the next live sex show. By Gawr it's bin a while. (Like about a day and a half.)

I wonder what happened to those lesbians...

Shhh! They're busy over in this corner

::grins::

First we dance! *grabs butterfly lightly but firmly*

Cool. Do you know how to contra dance?

I don't think we gots that in Novaria. You teach? (two, anda three, anda four)...nice moosic hmmm?

Yeah, it's kind of like square dancing only with more people and more spinning. And I see fiddlers on the stage. Is the caller here?

Sure I can call!
(whips out cell phone)

::cracks knuckles::

Oh did I excite you by saying "whips"?

OK, this isn't working. The fiddlers have decided to play their music outside, and I'd like to stay in here where the booze is.

Fortunately we do have a DJ.
Awright!!!!! They're playing Abba!
Maybe Your Majesty knows this kind of dance?