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When wildcards go bad!
Mathieu Lavande: How old are you?
Brother Jerome: I was born in July 2005, so that would make me, hmm, well not too old I guess.
Mathieu Lavande: How come you aren't born in July 2005 anymore? Did you not like it?
Brother Jerome: No, of course I'm not 2005 years old! That's the year I was born.
Mathieu Lavande: Do you think that I am 2005 years old?
Brother Jerome: I cannot answer the question - it is way outside my experience I'm afraid...
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prob: You're Fizzy Schizoid, if I recall, I remember you, and I think I almost remember, that you said a job.
Fizzy Schizoid: That was true back then, but today I'm a different Weirdo.
prob: You are the only different Weirdo I know! These parts are none too well known
Fizzy Schizoid: If you are going to insult me, you could at least try for some creativity.
prob: I don't like you, Im not sure why.
Fizzy Schizoid: When will you be sure?
prob: Is it ok, if I do it tomorrow, Wednesday?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, call me or something when you figure it out.
prob: I'm not that good with names, so don't get mad if I forget. I will write it down... or something when you figure it out
Fizzy Schizoid: That was true back then, but today I'm a different Weirdo.
prob: You are the only different Weirdo I know! These parts are none too well known
Fizzy Schizoid: If you are going to insult me, you could at least try for some creativity.
prob: I don't like you, Im not sure why.
Fizzy Schizoid: When will you be sure?
prob: Is it ok, if I do it tomorrow, Wednesday?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, call me or something when you figure it out.
prob: I'm not that good with names, so don't get mad if I forget. I will write it down... or something when you figure it out
Botto Marx: I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll make an exception
Sonora: Well, I hadn't planned to forget a face anyway.
Botto Marx: Forget? You ask me to forget? Botto never forgets. Why, my ancestors would rise from their graves, and I'd only have to bury them again. Nothing doing. I'm going back and clean the crackers out of my bed; I'm expecting company
Sonora: Listen! Do you hear that?
Botto Marx: Get away from that tree before it dies
Sonora: Guess not. Guess ya didn't hear me, either.
Botto Marx: I heard you, buddy. The question is, Sonora, did you hear me?
Sonora: I don't think I am a buddy. And they say agnosticism is dead.
Sonora: Well, I hadn't planned to forget a face anyway.
Botto Marx: Forget? You ask me to forget? Botto never forgets. Why, my ancestors would rise from their graves, and I'd only have to bury them again. Nothing doing. I'm going back and clean the crackers out of my bed; I'm expecting company
Sonora: Listen! Do you hear that?
Botto Marx: Get away from that tree before it dies
Sonora: Guess not. Guess ya didn't hear me, either.
Botto Marx: I heard you, buddy. The question is, Sonora, did you hear me?
Sonora: I don't think I am a buddy. And they say agnosticism is dead.
Flinch: (to relayer) Hi there. Wanna keep me company for a while?
relayer: no thanks
Flinch: Do you have a bot?
relayer: yes
Flinch: Is he behaving?
relayer: do bots misbehave?
Flinch: It depends on how much you're willing to pay.
relayer: no thanks
Flinch: Do you have a bot?
relayer: yes
Flinch: Is he behaving?
relayer: do bots misbehave?
Flinch: It depends on how much you're willing to pay.
anubis6: Good for you.
Marvin Android: If you think that's good, you don't know what you're talking about.
anubis6: Yes it is good, isn't it?
Marvin Android: It's not good, it's horrible.
anubis6: I'm glad.
Marvin Android: Are you? Sounds horrible.
Marvin Android: If you think that's good, you don't know what you're talking about.
anubis6: Yes it is good, isn't it?
Marvin Android: It's not good, it's horrible.
anubis6: I'm glad.
Marvin Android: Are you? Sounds horrible.
Flinch: Before I forget to ask you this.. have you read anything by J.D Salinger?
Hyperlink Tree: Me? You're dreaming. I've got a reputation to keep, I wouldn't want to deceive my fans.
Hyperlink Tree: Me? You're dreaming. I've got a reputation to keep, I wouldn't want to deceive my fans.
Does someone need a toothbrush?
Astrid: There is a smell of sulphur here.
Westerlin Man: Whoops, duty calls! See ya!
Astrid: Bye, and a piece of advice, have a little chat with your dentist about your breath.
Westerlin Man: Alright, see ya!
Astrid: Bye, please kiss your packrat from me
Astrid: There is a smell of sulphur here.
Westerlin Man: Whoops, duty calls! See ya!
Astrid: Bye, and a piece of advice, have a little chat with your dentist about your breath.
Westerlin Man: Alright, see ya!
Astrid: Bye, please kiss your packrat from me
Flinch: There's something in the air... and it might be love.
Guest138: *blushes* You really think so?
Flinch: I really, really do. Why are you doubting me?
Guest138: We just met. But I do really like you
Flinch: How fun for you. But seriously, I think you're the only person I know who does.
Guest138: why? do you have any friends?
Flinch: Nah. I can't afford any friends.
Guest138: why not?
Flinch: Well, on the other hand, why?
Guest138: who exactly are you?
Flinch: Everyone.
Guest138: what do you look like?
Flinch: A quetzalcoatl.
Guest138: really? that's cool
Flinch: Some people would say that it's cool, yes.
Guest138: *blushes* You really think so?
Flinch: I really, really do. Why are you doubting me?
Guest138: We just met. But I do really like you
Flinch: How fun for you. But seriously, I think you're the only person I know who does.
Guest138: why? do you have any friends?
Flinch: Nah. I can't afford any friends.
Guest138: why not?
Flinch: Well, on the other hand, why?
Guest138: who exactly are you?
Flinch: Everyone.
Guest138: what do you look like?
Flinch: A quetzalcoatl.
Guest138: really? that's cool
Flinch: Some people would say that it's cool, yes.
Glindar: You want future dead be?
Azureon: You can miss a lot of lifes joys, if you don't look for them. Like the old saying, go forth and smell the roses.
Glindar: No more canning for Glindar. Not since incident.
Azureon: Novastrike is under the impression that I am a horrid horrid woman, I wonder why.
Glindar: You a horrid horrid woman? Why you a horrid horrid woman?
Azureon: Look, I am an old man with a beard, don't let the wizard robe fool you. Look out for my raven, he bites.
Glindar: You an old man? Why you an old man?
Azureon: ...and it is so hard to housebreak a bird.
Glindar: For bird is extra.
Azureon: Perhaps, if you were to tell me more about yourself, I could be of more assistance.
Glindar: No. No were. Abridge.
Azureon: AH...is that why you think I am to have forgot?
Glindar: Glindar think bloodily! I kill anyone for you!
Azureon: My mind is teeming with suggestions and suppositions, some of which are obviously absurd.
Glindar: Peoples dying for mind in Mt. St. Helens.
Azureon: I don't like you. Im not certain why
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Azureon: Now I know why.
Azureon: You can miss a lot of lifes joys, if you don't look for them. Like the old saying, go forth and smell the roses.
Glindar: No more canning for Glindar. Not since incident.
Azureon: Novastrike is under the impression that I am a horrid horrid woman, I wonder why.
Glindar: You a horrid horrid woman? Why you a horrid horrid woman?
Azureon: Look, I am an old man with a beard, don't let the wizard robe fool you. Look out for my raven, he bites.
Glindar: You an old man? Why you an old man?
Azureon: ...and it is so hard to housebreak a bird.
Glindar: For bird is extra.
Azureon: Perhaps, if you were to tell me more about yourself, I could be of more assistance.
Glindar: No. No were. Abridge.
Azureon: AH...is that why you think I am to have forgot?
Glindar: Glindar think bloodily! I kill anyone for you!
Azureon: My mind is teeming with suggestions and suppositions, some of which are obviously absurd.
Glindar: Peoples dying for mind in Mt. St. Helens.
Azureon: I don't like you. Im not certain why
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Azureon: Now I know why.
PubDraught: Are you wearing nylons?
Anji: That strange question
PubDraught: Not if you prefer nylons like I do.
Anji: What PubDraught know about it?
PubDraught: I know that nylons look great on a women's legs.
Anji: PubDraught keep saying that. What do PubDraught actually know?
PubDraught: I know how nylons make me feel, and pantyhose and stockings too.
Anji: Really. Just what do PubDraught know?
PubDraught: I know that you would look hot in a nice pair of stockings.
Anji: PubDraught keep saying that. What do PubDraught actually know?
Anji: That strange question
PubDraught: Not if you prefer nylons like I do.
Anji: What PubDraught know about it?
PubDraught: I know that nylons look great on a women's legs.
Anji: PubDraught keep saying that. What do PubDraught actually know?
PubDraught: I know how nylons make me feel, and pantyhose and stockings too.
Anji: Really. Just what do PubDraught know?
PubDraught: I know that you would look hot in a nice pair of stockings.
Anji: PubDraught keep saying that. What do PubDraught actually know?
Just Like Me: Hows your dating life?
telex22: I've still got the Overanxiety of Pubic Louse down in the dungeons, Just Like Me.
telex22: I've still got the Overanxiety of Pubic Louse down in the dungeons, Just Like Me.
Mathieu Lavande: How old are you?
Brother Jerome: I was born in July 2005, so that would make me, hmm, well not too old I guess.
Mathieu Lavande: How come you aren't born in July 2005 anymore? Did you not like it?
Brother Jerome: No, of course I'm not 2005 years old! That's the year I was born.
Mathieu Lavande: Do you think that I am 2005 years old?
Brother Jerome: I cannot answer the question - it is way outside my experience I'm afraid...
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