Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Matches? We don't need no stinking matches! I shoot fire from my nipples!

I feel really sorry for any babies you may one day have then.

I see that Zolf and Butterfly are starting up the next live sex show. By Gawr it's bin a while. (Like about a day and a half.)

I wonder what happened to those lesbians...

Shhh! They're busy over in this corner

::grins::

First we dance! *grabs butterfly lightly but firmly*

Cool. Do you know how to contra dance?

I don't think we gots that in Novaria. You teach? (two, anda three, anda four)...nice moosic hmmm?

Yeah, it's kind of like square dancing only with more people and more spinning. And I see fiddlers on the stage. Is the caller here?

Sure I can call!
(whips out cell phone)

::cracks knuckles::

Oh did I excite you by saying "whips"?