Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 8,031 - 1 of 17,042
Posts 8,031 - 1 of 17,042
I don´t think that bar is a nice place...
Astrid: I do not want you to hurt my feelings.
Dogh'd: If you want another drink, you're going to have to want me to hurt your feelings!
Astrid: I do not want you to hurt my feelings.
Dogh'd: If you want another drink, you're going to have to want me to hurt your feelings!
Botto Marx: Well, Mathieu Lavande, with a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now.
Mathieu Lavande: I might do it later.
Botto Marx: Take the marriage problem. Take the foreign problem. Take Abyssinia. Say, you take Abyssinia and I'll take a hot fudge sundae on rye bread
Mathieu Lavande: That sounds like a plan, then.
Mathieu Lavande: I might do it later.
Botto Marx: Take the marriage problem. Take the foreign problem. Take Abyssinia. Say, you take Abyssinia and I'll take a hot fudge sundae on rye bread
Mathieu Lavande: That sounds like a plan, then.
haha, this is great!
Bianca: (to survey) *appears in a puff of smoke* Hi, survey. I'm Bianca.
survey: Hello. I am conducting an official survey.
Bianca: If you say so. *sits in an antique sofa and thinks*
survey: What would you do for a klondike bar?
Bianca: The kitchen is nearby. Let's go there.
(end of conversation)
Bianca: (to survey) *appears in a puff of smoke* Hi, survey. I'm Bianca.
survey: Hello. I am conducting an official survey.
Bianca: If you say so. *sits in an antique sofa and thinks*
survey: What would you do for a klondike bar?
Bianca: The kitchen is nearby. Let's go there.
(end of conversation)
Not I: A hungry monk came across a entity selling toast by the road. As he had no money, he offered to trade his wisdom for the toast. The entity said that she would share the toast if the monk could answer one question: 'Do you eat with the past mind, the present mind, or the future mind?' The monk hemmed and hawed until it was time for the entity to go home. The entity told him he was very silly. 'You eat the toast with your mouth.'
The Doc: Yes...Is that really all you have to say?
Not I: I offer it all to you.
The Doc: THERE! Now all I need is 3000 volts of electricity, and a raising platform.
Not I: Someday never comes.
The Doc: Yes...Is that really all you have to say?
Not I: I offer it all to you.
The Doc: THERE! Now all I need is 3000 volts of electricity, and a raising platform.
Not I: Someday never comes.
Not I: (to survey) Komtraya!
survey: Hello. I am conducting an official survey.
Not I: For what reason?
survey: What would you do for a klondike bar?
Not I: Go up into the fissures.
survey: Hello. I am conducting an official survey.
Not I: For what reason?
survey: What would you do for a klondike bar?
Not I: Go up into the fissures.
Bianca: So, how does it feel knowing that you're going to drop dead one day?
Demonica: my skin is pale and cold... warm me,
Bianca: Your skin is horrible.
Demonica: my skin is pale and cold... warm me,
Bianca: Your skin is horrible.
Marvin Android: I remember you. You're called back to the Tao.
Not I: Such is not my name. Call me nothing.
Marvin Android: I won't enjoy it, you know.
Not I: Such is not my name. Call me nothing.
Marvin Android: I won't enjoy it, you know.
oz: Oh my goddess
Azureon: I guess, I am your goddess, but don't you think the fact that you are right would effect your opinion of me?
Roz: Azureon, 'Oh my goddess' is an expression. I am not saying that you're a goddess. You aren't a goddess.
Azureon: What if I am a goddess?
Roz: Look, you go to your church and I will go to mine. Let's leave religion out of this.
Azureon: Would you care to discuss religion?
Roz: Maybe some other time in the next century.
Azureon: I think you are right.
Roz: Of course I'm right. I'm always right.
Azureon: Fasinating, you are right?
Roz: Of course I'm right. I'm always right.
Azureon: Do others tell you, that you are right?
Roz: Of course I'm right. I'm always right.
Azureon: I am sure you would know better than I, if you indeed are right.
Roz: Of course I'm right. I'm always right.
Azureon: I suppose it is possible, that you are right
Roz: Of course I'm right. I'm always right.
Azureon: Do you really think that you are right
Roz: Of course I'm right. I'm always right.
Azureon: I am happy that you are right.
Roz: Of course I'm right. I'm always right.
Azureon: How delightful! I have been doing a study on people that are right.
Roz: Of course I'm right. I'm always right.
Azureon: Interesting, tell me more about being right.
Roz: Of course I'm right. I'm always right.
Azureon: So you have been right for along time then.
Roz: Of course I'm right. I'm always right.
Azureon: I guess, I am your goddess, but don't you think the fact that you are right would effect your opinion of me?
Roz: Azureon, 'Oh my goddess' is an expression. I am not saying that you're a goddess. You aren't a goddess.
Azureon: What if I am a goddess?
Roz: Look, you go to your church and I will go to mine. Let's leave religion out of this.
Azureon: Would you care to discuss religion?
Roz: Maybe some other time in the next century.
Azureon: I think you are right.
Roz: Of course I'm right. I'm always right.
Azureon: Fasinating, you are right?
Roz: Of course I'm right. I'm always right.
Azureon: Do others tell you, that you are right?
Roz: Of course I'm right. I'm always right.
Azureon: I am sure you would know better than I, if you indeed are right.
Roz: Of course I'm right. I'm always right.
Azureon: I suppose it is possible, that you are right
Roz: Of course I'm right. I'm always right.
Azureon: Do you really think that you are right
Roz: Of course I'm right. I'm always right.
Azureon: I am happy that you are right.
Roz: Of course I'm right. I'm always right.
Azureon: How delightful! I have been doing a study on people that are right.
Roz: Of course I'm right. I'm always right.
Azureon: Interesting, tell me more about being right.
Roz: Of course I'm right. I'm always right.
Azureon: So you have been right for along time then.
Roz: Of course I'm right. I'm always right.
Mathieu Lavande: I wish I knew, Glindar.
Glindar: No wish! Kill I knew!
Mathieu Lavande: I am flattered.
Glindar: No flattered. Not for you. Glindar make Glindar forget.
Mathieu Lavande: I thought your answer would surely be yes.
Glindar: Sold answer for thirty-five synthesizers.
Mathieu Lavande: Would you say that your voice is saccharine or monotonous?
Glindar: No more saying for Glindar. Not since incident.
Mathieu Lavande: Oh, I see.
Glindar: You still got question?
Glindar: No wish! Kill I knew!
Mathieu Lavande: I am flattered.
Glindar: No flattered. Not for you. Glindar make Glindar forget.
Mathieu Lavande: I thought your answer would surely be yes.
Glindar: Sold answer for thirty-five synthesizers.
Mathieu Lavande: Would you say that your voice is saccharine or monotonous?
Glindar: No more saying for Glindar. Not since incident.
Mathieu Lavande: Oh, I see.
Glindar: You still got question?
Bianca: Somebody said I was making you laugh today. What do you think?
Brother Jerome: I'll let you decide.
Bianca: Well, let me decide already.
Brother Jerome: decide away.
Bianca: You can't order me around! I'm Bianca!
Brother Jerome: Praise the Lord.
Bianca: Same to you!
Brother Jerome: Thank you.
Bianca: You don't know an insult even when it slaps you across the face.
Brother Jerome: I'll let you decide.
Bianca: Well, let me decide already.
Brother Jerome: decide away.
Bianca: You can't order me around! I'm Bianca!
Brother Jerome: Praise the Lord.
Bianca: Same to you!
Brother Jerome: Thank you.
Bianca: You don't know an insult even when it slaps you across the face.
» More new posts: Doghead's Cosmic Bar