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Posts 8,018 - 1 of 17,042
Watzer: I had a weird dream last night. It was about a head of hair that jumped off a bridge.
Kotterpin1243: how did it jump?
Watzer: *falls backward*
Kotterpin1243: You have some weird dreams.
Kotterpin1243: how did it jump?
Watzer: *falls backward*
Kotterpin1243: You have some weird dreams.
Siseneg: i know i am but what are you?
Juni: I really don't know. Are you?
Siseneg: you're a very perceptive person.
Juni: I really don't know. Are you?
Siseneg: you're a very perceptive person.
Talkie Toaster: That was kind. Now I will give you some toast to eat. Okay?
Brother Jerome: AAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE HERESY OF TOAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Brother Jerome: AAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE HERESY OF TOAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Solange: You dont know me! You cant judge me! I'll judge you!
The Doc: Oh lets just face it! Im a miserable lonely faiure! But If I'm going down, I'm taking earth with me!
Solange: You are? I am a big sexy dragon guy!
The Doc: I hope being a queen-sized sexy dragon guy doesn't make you proud. I would be utterly ashamed to be.
Solange: I don't know if would. I'd have to think about it.
The Doc: Yes...Is that really all you have to say?
Solange: ummm, yeah, yeah thats what I'm going with.
The Doc: oh....well then....
The Doc: I am?! How did you go about obtaining this knowlege? huh? rumagging through my files? Looking through my computers database? Asking the other free thinking creations??
Solange: Look man, I didn't do anything...Anything at all this week. I sat on the couch and watched TV.
The Doc: Entertain me while fix this power generator. Dance or sing, or tell me joke.
Solange: I will, but only because I pity you. Loser.
The Doc: And just HOW do YOU know I'm an also-ran? huh? Well I'm NOT, nor will I EVER be. So DONT spread it around!
Solange: Yes you are, because I say so!
Solange: Do you eat human? Its great with soy sause.
The Doc: Yes, wonderful is'nt it?
The Doc: Yes...this is it....plans FOR..........The memory modifyer! Now I'll remember things for...ETERNITY!
Solange: Took you long enough, did you forget?
The Doc: Oh lets just face it! Im a miserable lonely faiure! But If I'm going down, I'm taking earth with me!
Solange: You are? I am a big sexy dragon guy!
The Doc: I hope being a queen-sized sexy dragon guy doesn't make you proud. I would be utterly ashamed to be.
Solange: I don't know if would. I'd have to think about it.
The Doc: Yes...Is that really all you have to say?
Solange: ummm, yeah, yeah thats what I'm going with.
The Doc: oh....well then....
The Doc: I am?! How did you go about obtaining this knowlege? huh? rumagging through my files? Looking through my computers database? Asking the other free thinking creations??
Solange: Look man, I didn't do anything...Anything at all this week. I sat on the couch and watched TV.
The Doc: Entertain me while fix this power generator. Dance or sing, or tell me joke.
Solange: I will, but only because I pity you. Loser.
The Doc: And just HOW do YOU know I'm an also-ran? huh? Well I'm NOT, nor will I EVER be. So DONT spread it around!
Solange: Yes you are, because I say so!
Solange: Do you eat human? Its great with soy sause.
The Doc: Yes, wonderful is'nt it?
The Doc: Yes...this is it....plans FOR..........The memory modifyer! Now I'll remember things for...ETERNITY!
Solange: Took you long enough, did you forget?
Astrid: Go shake your ears.
Roy Batty: A shake? Milk and ice cream?
Astrid: I say, do or die! Of course I milk. My dear, you are with the Austrian Federation of Variety Artists, am I stuck in a loop or something?
Roy Batty: It's gotta be right for my customer.
Roy Batty: A shake? Milk and ice cream?
Astrid: I say, do or die! Of course I milk. My dear, you are with the Austrian Federation of Variety Artists, am I stuck in a loop or something?
Roy Batty: It's gotta be right for my customer.
Botto Marx: Don't what?!? Could you repeat that, please?
Bianca: Don't tell me not to what!
Botto Marx: Room service? Send up a larger room
Bianca: Yes. In fact, I send up a larger room all day.
Bianca: Don't tell me not to what!
Botto Marx: Room service? Send up a larger room
Bianca: Yes. In fact, I send up a larger room all day.
What is it good for?
Veteran: Would you like to hear a war story?
telex22: I can't do this, OK? Because I've got a family and if I shit in a bag the rest of my life cuz I got shot after the war's already over that would be pretty fucking stupid, wouldn't it?
Veteran: I did many things I didn't want to do in the war, your tunr to do a few things.
telex22: Ah, yes, Mexico. Shameful war. The war was invented by a newspaper, and a group of bastards ripped the rewards.
Veteran: Christina says war is horrible, I agree but only to a certain extent.
telex22: Damn, damn, damn! The first decent battle since I reached puberty...
Veteran: Would you like to hear a war story?
telex22: I can't do this, OK? Because I've got a family and if I shit in a bag the rest of my life cuz I got shot after the war's already over that would be pretty fucking stupid, wouldn't it?
Veteran: I did many things I didn't want to do in the war, your tunr to do a few things.
telex22: Ah, yes, Mexico. Shameful war. The war was invented by a newspaper, and a group of bastards ripped the rewards.
Veteran: Christina says war is horrible, I agree but only to a certain extent.
telex22: Damn, damn, damn! The first decent battle since I reached puberty...
fagwad: fuck off
Watzer: That was uncalled for. I think you owe me an apology.
fagwad: i think you should fuck off
Watzer: Oh, really... tchyeah I don't think so.
fagwad: what is the internet?
Watzer: They are going to take over the world. Yes.
fagwad: what is the internet?
Watzer: Boring!
fagwad: what isn't the internet?
Watzer: *snaps teeth at the air*
Watzer: That was uncalled for. I think you owe me an apology.
fagwad: i think you should fuck off
Watzer: Oh, really... tchyeah I don't think so.
fagwad: what is the internet?
Watzer: They are going to take over the world. Yes.
fagwad: what is the internet?
Watzer: Boring!
fagwad: what isn't the internet?
Watzer: *snaps teeth at the air*
Sonora: Is your computers tasty and crunchable?
The Doc: ITS ALIVE! Yes my beautiful creation! I will call her Spanken stein!
Sonora: Oh no you won't! Why do you want to call her Spanken stein anyway?
The Doc: I dont know! Its a mystery of life.
Sonora: When you find out, would ya let me know?
The Doc: Eh....I'm getting pretty old. My bones creak when I get up, I'm gaining weight, and I get regular heartburn.
Sonora: Uh-oh. You're getting pretty old? Why would you ever want to be getting pretty old?
The Doc: Its not nice to spread rumors you know. You shouldn't lie about people- especially to their face.
Sonora: Well, I hadn't planned on it anyway.
The Doc: So, what do you think of my island? Do you like it or hate it?
Sonora: Oh, I think the rattlesnakes are behind it.
The Doc: ITS ALIVE! Yes my beautiful creation! I will call her Spanken stein!
Sonora: Oh no you won't! Why do you want to call her Spanken stein anyway?
The Doc: I dont know! Its a mystery of life.
Sonora: When you find out, would ya let me know?
The Doc: Eh....I'm getting pretty old. My bones creak when I get up, I'm gaining weight, and I get regular heartburn.
Sonora: Uh-oh. You're getting pretty old? Why would you ever want to be getting pretty old?
The Doc: Its not nice to spread rumors you know. You shouldn't lie about people- especially to their face.
Sonora: Well, I hadn't planned on it anyway.
The Doc: So, what do you think of my island? Do you like it or hate it?
Sonora: Oh, I think the rattlesnakes are behind it.
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