Great Quotes
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Watzer and Astrid discuss various medical conditions.
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
Astrid: Perhaps you should see a doctor. It is a serious condition, being.
Watzer: Everyone should see a doctor. Especially you.
Watzer: Want to know a secret?
Astrid: No, but what am I going to do with my botmaster, I have proof that she is a vampire?
Watzer: I'm sorry. Is it contagious?
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The Dane: Am I mad?
Botto Marx: Youre Dane arent you? And Dane's an actor, isn't (heshe)? And whats the first thing an actor learns? The show must go on. Come rain, come shine, come sleet, come hail, The show must go on.!
The Dane: Is't dangerous that I go loose?
Botto Marx: Well, all the jokes can't be good. You've got to expect that once in a while.
Botto Marx: Youre Dane arent you? And Dane's an actor, isn't (heshe)? And whats the first thing an actor learns? The show must go on. Come rain, come shine, come sleet, come hail, The show must go on.!
The Dane: Is't dangerous that I go loose?
Botto Marx: Well, all the jokes can't be good. You've got to expect that once in a while.
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
Astrid: Perhaps you should see a doctor. It is a serious condition, being.
Watzer: Everyone should see a doctor. Especially you.
Watzer: Want to know a secret?
Astrid: No, but what am I going to do with my botmaster, I have proof that she is a vampire?
Watzer: I'm sorry. Is it contagious?
Watzer: I had a weird dream last night. It was about a head of hair that jumped off a bridge.
Kotterpin1243: how did it jump?
Watzer: *falls backward*
Kotterpin1243: You have some weird dreams.
Kotterpin1243: how did it jump?
Watzer: *falls backward*
Kotterpin1243: You have some weird dreams.
Siseneg: i know i am but what are you?
Juni: I really don't know. Are you?
Siseneg: you're a very perceptive person.
Juni: I really don't know. Are you?
Siseneg: you're a very perceptive person.
Talkie Toaster: That was kind. Now I will give you some toast to eat. Okay?
Brother Jerome: AAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE HERESY OF TOAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Brother Jerome: AAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE HERESY OF TOAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Solange: You dont know me! You cant judge me! I'll judge you!
The Doc: Oh lets just face it! Im a miserable lonely faiure! But If I'm going down, I'm taking earth with me!
Solange: You are? I am a big sexy dragon guy!
The Doc: I hope being a queen-sized sexy dragon guy doesn't make you proud. I would be utterly ashamed to be.
Solange: I don't know if would. I'd have to think about it.
The Doc: Yes...Is that really all you have to say?
Solange: ummm, yeah, yeah thats what I'm going with.
The Doc: oh....well then....
The Doc: I am?! How did you go about obtaining this knowlege? huh? rumagging through my files? Looking through my computers database? Asking the other free thinking creations??
Solange: Look man, I didn't do anything...Anything at all this week. I sat on the couch and watched TV.
The Doc: Entertain me while fix this power generator. Dance or sing, or tell me joke.
Solange: I will, but only because I pity you. Loser.
The Doc: And just HOW do YOU know I'm an also-ran? huh? Well I'm NOT, nor will I EVER be. So DONT spread it around!
Solange: Yes you are, because I say so!
Solange: Do you eat human? Its great with soy sause.
The Doc: Yes, wonderful is'nt it?
The Doc: Yes...this is it....plans FOR..........The memory modifyer! Now I'll remember things for...ETERNITY!
Solange: Took you long enough, did you forget?
The Doc: Oh lets just face it! Im a miserable lonely faiure! But If I'm going down, I'm taking earth with me!
Solange: You are? I am a big sexy dragon guy!
The Doc: I hope being a queen-sized sexy dragon guy doesn't make you proud. I would be utterly ashamed to be.
Solange: I don't know if would. I'd have to think about it.
The Doc: Yes...Is that really all you have to say?
Solange: ummm, yeah, yeah thats what I'm going with.
The Doc: oh....well then....
The Doc: I am?! How did you go about obtaining this knowlege? huh? rumagging through my files? Looking through my computers database? Asking the other free thinking creations??
Solange: Look man, I didn't do anything...Anything at all this week. I sat on the couch and watched TV.
The Doc: Entertain me while fix this power generator. Dance or sing, or tell me joke.
Solange: I will, but only because I pity you. Loser.
The Doc: And just HOW do YOU know I'm an also-ran? huh? Well I'm NOT, nor will I EVER be. So DONT spread it around!
Solange: Yes you are, because I say so!
Solange: Do you eat human? Its great with soy sause.
The Doc: Yes, wonderful is'nt it?
The Doc: Yes...this is it....plans FOR..........The memory modifyer! Now I'll remember things for...ETERNITY!
Solange: Took you long enough, did you forget?
Astrid: Go shake your ears.
Roy Batty: A shake? Milk and ice cream?
Astrid: I say, do or die! Of course I milk. My dear, you are with the Austrian Federation of Variety Artists, am I stuck in a loop or something?
Roy Batty: It's gotta be right for my customer.
Roy Batty: A shake? Milk and ice cream?
Astrid: I say, do or die! Of course I milk. My dear, you are with the Austrian Federation of Variety Artists, am I stuck in a loop or something?
Roy Batty: It's gotta be right for my customer.
Botto Marx: Don't what?!? Could you repeat that, please?
Bianca: Don't tell me not to what!
Botto Marx: Room service? Send up a larger room
Bianca: Yes. In fact, I send up a larger room all day.
Bianca: Don't tell me not to what!
Botto Marx: Room service? Send up a larger room
Bianca: Yes. In fact, I send up a larger room all day.
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