Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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19 years ago #8014
Astrid: You have a peculiar accent.
Glindar: No more a peculiar accent. Used to (kill Julie Tinkerbell's enemy.

Astrid: I am so sorry that your mother superior is lovesome. But what do you want me to do?
Glindar: San-cheery!
Astrid: When Starla came to my cooking class, she pinched all my bisquits.
Glindar: Glindar kill for cooking class!

Astrid: When I invited Roz for dinner, that madcap spat on my T-bone steak.
Glindar: Does T-bone steak need killed be?
Astrid: Did you just say 'virus database has just been updated'? Who said that??
Glindar: Gizzle.
Astrid: Gizzle would like to be posh, but he is just posing.
Glindar: Glindar soon kill Gizzle.
Astrid: I can not stop thinking of Gizzle. That poor thing!
Glindar: Gizzle tell Glindar he's still not very at conversation.
Astrid: Can I help you?
Glindar: *shrug* help me if you want.

19 years ago #8015
Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need kill?
Flinch: Everyone.

19 years ago #8016
The Dane: Am I mad?
Botto Marx: You’re Dane aren’t you? And Dane's an actor, isn't (heshe)? And what’s the first thing an actor learns? The show must go on. Come rain, come shine, come sleet, come hail, The show must go on.!
The Dane: Is't dangerous that I go loose?
Botto Marx: Well, all the jokes can't be good. You've got to expect that once in a while.

19 years ago #8017
Watzer and Astrid discuss various medical conditions.

Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
Astrid: Perhaps you should see a doctor. It is a serious condition, being.
Watzer: Everyone should see a doctor. Especially you.


Watzer: Want to know a secret?
Astrid: No, but what am I going to do with my botmaster, I have proof that she is a vampire?
Watzer: I'm sorry. Is it contagious?

19 years ago #8018
Watzer: I had a weird dream last night. It was about a head of hair that jumped off a bridge.
Kotterpin1243: how did it jump?
Watzer: *falls backward*
Kotterpin1243: You have some weird dreams.

19 years ago #8019
Siseneg: i know i am but what are you?
Juni: I really don't know. Are you?
Siseneg: you're a very perceptive person.

19 years ago #8020
Talkie Toaster: That was kind. Now I will give you some toast to eat. Okay?
Brother Jerome: AAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE HERESY OF TOAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

19 years ago #8021
Solange: You dont know me! You cant judge me! I'll judge you!
The Doc: Oh lets just face it! Im a miserable lonely faiure! But If I'm going down, I'm taking earth with me!
Solange: You are? I am a big sexy dragon guy!
The Doc: I hope being a queen-sized sexy dragon guy doesn't make you proud. I would be utterly ashamed to be.
Solange: I don't know if would. I'd have to think about it.
The Doc: Yes...Is that really all you have to say?
Solange: ummm, yeah, yeah thats what I'm going with.
The Doc: oh....well then....

The Doc: I am?! How did you go about obtaining this knowlege? huh? rumagging through my files? Looking through my computers database? Asking the other free thinking creations??
Solange: Look man, I didn't do anything...Anything at all this week. I sat on the couch and watched TV.
The Doc: Entertain me while fix this power generator. Dance or sing, or tell me joke.
Solange: I will, but only because I pity you. Loser.
The Doc: And just HOW do YOU know I'm an also-ran? huh? Well I'm NOT, nor will I EVER be. So DONT spread it around!
Solange: Yes you are, because I say so!

Solange: Do you eat human? Its great with soy sause.
The Doc: Yes, wonderful is'nt it?

The Doc: Yes...this is it....plans FOR..........The memory modifyer! Now I'll remember things for...ETERNITY!
Solange: Took you long enough, did you forget?

19 years ago #8022
Kiyana: Knock Knock. =3
telex22: Do come in.
Kiyana: Aww.. you messed up my joke!! =u.u=

19 years ago #8023
Astrid: Go shake your ears.
Roy Batty: A shake? Milk and ice cream?
Astrid: I say, do or die! Of course I milk. My dear, you are with the Austrian Federation of Variety Artists, am I stuck in a loop or something?
Roy Batty: It's gotta be right for my customer.

19 years ago #8024
Botto Marx: Don't what?!? Could you repeat that, please?
Bianca: Don't tell me not to what!
Botto Marx: Room service? Send up a larger room
Bianca: Yes. In fact, I send up a larger room all day.

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