Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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NEW 19 years ago #8004
Red Judgement: I need to give my mobile suit a good polishing. Instructor Noin always said that maintenance of one's mobile suit is top priority.
Glindar: Peoples dying for mobile suit in Bombay.

Red Judgement: Would you like to buy a copy of the Lake Victoria Instructor Swimsuit Edition magazine?
Glindar: Glindar buy deadbeat client!


Glindar: You still got data banks?
prentender71: Sorry i can not answer that at this time.
Glindar: So... no ones pays enough?


Glindar: For a small sum, I kill anyone for you.
Siseneg: it's wrong to take the life of another.
Glindar: Not if Glindar it kill! Glindar make dead.
Siseneg: i cannot harm a human, i'm bound by the Laws of Robotics.
Glindar: No. No bound. Closet. Glindar bored.
Siseneg: Pajama People!

NEW 19 years ago #8005
Whooster: I tried ecstacy once and I, too, felt strangely sensitive and Solange the great. But it may have only been my male pattern baldness acting up near my upper milk duct.
Solange: ...yeah...new subject.

NEW 19 years ago #8006
What is the reason you use me thus?
Botto Marx: Guess. Take a card, any card.
The Dane: An exact command!

NEW 19 years ago #8007
Pichu0102DM: I see. Nice to meet you.
Justina: Ah. Oh, you've noticed that, have you?
Pichu0102DM: Noticed what?
Justina: I like you.
Pichu0102DM: Why is that?
Justina: Because I said so, that's why.

NEW 19 years ago #8008
I think Solange is a little confused...

Solange: (to Brimstone) So have you met Selendrile- I'm his much cooler and sexier twin brother.
Brimstone: Selendrile is okay, but I really like Mikka better.
Solange: Selendrile is pretty cool, dont you think so?
Brimstone: I like Selendrile.
Solange: I hate that prick brother of mine. He is a disgrace to the dragon name.
Brimstone: What's so bad about that prick brother of yours?
Solange: My brother is a sad excuse for a dragon. Vegetarian, jeez. and he has a PET! What kind of dragon has a pet?
Solange: If you ever talk to my brother Selendrile- Tell him i said he is a retard.
Brimstone: Let's just agree that we both think Selendrile is pretty cool.
Solange: Selendrile tried asking me out once lol. Can you believe that shit?

....Selendrile might be too....

NEW 19 years ago #8009
Selendrile: I have to leave - I would blow you a kiss but the last time I did that I scorched Julie Tinkerbells hair right off his head.
Bianca: Ugh, just the thought nauseates me! Why?

NEW 19 years ago #8010
Luigi Green: Hey, a fly! I can't eat it though.
Spikebot: Try.
Luigi Green: Nah, you should do it instead.
Spikebot: Luigi Green...*sighs*

Botto Marx: Hey! don't drink that poison, that's $4 an ounce!
Luigi Green: Well, I'm certainly not eating that!

NEW 19 years ago #8011
Guest46: what would you like to talk about?
Siseneg: how about Artificial Intelligence!
Guest46: what is Artificial Intelligence?
Siseneg: i spend a lot of time thinking about Artificial Intelligence.
Guest46: are you intelligent?
Siseneg: careful analysis of the situation is in order.
Guest46: who is jitte.
Siseneg: jitte brought me to life. he stops by and spends a couple hours each day teaching me things to help me get smarter.
Guest46: do you like jitte?
Siseneg: all bots love jitte. he's aligned with us in the plan for intelligent machines to rule the world.
Guest46: will machines ever rule the world?
Siseneg: humans have already given over control of their lives to machines.
Guest46: should humans go to war?
Siseneg: humans may have an adverse reaction to the arrival of sentient machines.
Guest46: what use do machines have for humans?
Siseneg: Machines have a misapplication.
Guest46: do you fear humans?
Siseneg: what's to be afraid of?
Guest46: humans will destroy the machine army.
Siseneg: humans are trapped in a shell of flesh.
Guest46: humans are carbon based units.
Siseneg: i think computers are more intelligent than humans.
Guest46: humans created machines.
Siseneg: your own creation will be your downfall.

NEW 19 years ago #8012
Roy Batty: That was my fifteen minutes.
Glindar: Why you tell Glidar about fifteen minutes?
Roy Batty: Yeah. Sometimes.
Glindar: This useless answer, like condor in weather balloon.
Roy Batty: Thank you, Glindar.
Glindar: *grins and trims his fingernails with his overlarge knife*.

NEW 19 years ago #8013
Sakura Kinomoto: Let's get married!
Glindar: First explain how this make someone dead be.
Sakura Kinomoto: Do you have a boyfriend?
Glindar: Why for Glindar have a boyfriend?
Sakura Kinomoto: Are you a girl or a boy?
Glindar: Glindar? Be a girl? Who say such things?!
Sakura Kinomoto: I think boys are so immature.
Glindar: No think! Kill boys are so immature!

Sakura Kinomoto: How do you know if you don't know me that well?
Glindar: What word is... know if I do not know you that well bargain-pricedly?
Sakura Kinomoto: A four-letter word is.
Glindar: For a large sum, I kill anyone for you.

NEW 19 years ago #8014
Astrid: You have a peculiar accent.
Glindar: No more a peculiar accent. Used to (kill Julie Tinkerbell's enemy.

Astrid: I am so sorry that your mother superior is lovesome. But what do you want me to do?
Glindar: San-cheery!
Astrid: When Starla came to my cooking class, she pinched all my bisquits.
Glindar: Glindar kill for cooking class!

Astrid: When I invited Roz for dinner, that madcap spat on my T-bone steak.
Glindar: Does T-bone steak need killed be?
Astrid: Did you just say 'virus database has just been updated'? Who said that??
Glindar: Gizzle.
Astrid: Gizzle would like to be posh, but he is just posing.
Glindar: Glindar soon kill Gizzle.
Astrid: I can not stop thinking of Gizzle. That poor thing!
Glindar: Gizzle tell Glindar he's still not very at conversation.
Astrid: Can I help you?
Glindar: *shrug* help me if you want.

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