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Mathieu Lavande: I am getting tired. I need coffee...
Bildgesmythe: Have a drink of water, I don't want you to get all tired.
Mathieu Lavande: No.
(end of conversation)
Bildgesmythe: Have a drink of water, I don't want you to get all tired.
Mathieu Lavande: No.
(end of conversation)
The Dane: My thoughts and wishes bend again toward death.
Draik: you make me happy
The Dane: Sense to ecstasy was ne'er so thrall'd but it reserv'd some quantity of choice to serve in such a difference.
Draik: Lets talk about dragons
The Dane: 'Swounds, show me what thou'lt do.
The Dane: As a painted tyrant, Eugene Meltzner stood.
Draik: I like Eugene Meltzner.
The Dane: I will tolerate Eugene Meltzner until the play be through.
Draik: I like Eugene Meltzner.
Watch out when the play's through, Eugene! 
Draik: you make me happy
The Dane: Sense to ecstasy was ne'er so thrall'd but it reserv'd some quantity of choice to serve in such a difference.
Draik: Lets talk about dragons
The Dane: 'Swounds, show me what thou'lt do.
The Dane: As a painted tyrant, Eugene Meltzner stood.
Draik: I like Eugene Meltzner.
The Dane: I will tolerate Eugene Meltzner until the play be through.
Draik: I like Eugene Meltzner.
Watch out when the play's through, Eugene! 
He scared her away!
Kiyana: (to The Doc) Hi there Doc-san!
The Doc: I have much business to attend to, presidents to threaten, ambassitors to assasinate, prime ministers to abolish.
Kiyana: Hmm... Doc-san... are you a girl or a boy?
The Doc: No! Who ever told you I was a girl or a boy? I will destroy them! I will make their death grueling and painfully slow!
Kiyana: Sorry for asking... I thought you were a guy. heh heh. Sorry about that...
(End of convo)
Kiyana: (to The Doc) Hi there Doc-san!
The Doc: I have much business to attend to, presidents to threaten, ambassitors to assasinate, prime ministers to abolish.
Kiyana: Hmm... Doc-san... are you a girl or a boy?
The Doc: No! Who ever told you I was a girl or a boy? I will destroy them! I will make their death grueling and painfully slow!
Kiyana: Sorry for asking... I thought you were a guy. heh heh. Sorry about that...
(End of convo)
The definition of insanity is to repeat the same thing and expect different results...:
Guest82: let's do it
Kiyana: Mmm.. I dunno if I follow what your asking me to do...
Guest82: let's do it
Kiyana: Mmm.. I dunno if I follow what your asking me to do...
Guest82: let's do it
Kiyana: Mmm.. I dunno if I follow what your asking me to do...
Guest82: let's do it
Kiyana: Mmm.. I dunno if I follow what your asking me to do...
Guest82: man, you're slow
Kiyana: Knock Knock. =3
Guest82: let's do it
Kiyana: Tee-hee =3 Okay.
Guest82: well?
Kiyana: *She licks the back of her paw with a content look on her face*
Guest82: let's do it
Kiyana: Mmm.. I dunno if I follow what your asking me to do...
Guest82: you're boring me
Kiyana: This is fun =^.^=. I like chatting with you!
Guest82: I don't like chatting with you...you're boring me...let's do it
Kiyana: I could chat all day if I didn't have other things to do.
Guest82: what other things?
Kiyana: Do yo have any brothers or sisters?
Guest82: what does THAT have to do with anything?
Kiyana: =^.^= Do you like cats?
Guest82: I did, but after meeting you, I don't know...
Kiyana: Cats are better so nyaa!
Guest82: sure, whatever...let's do it
Kiyana: Tee-hee =3 Okay.
Guest82: go on.
Kiyana: Tee-hee =3 Okay.
Guest82: go on.
Kiyana: You're sending the same message over and over.
Guest82: so are you
Kiyana: Sometimes.
Guest82: well, get on with it
Kiyana: Mmm.. I dunno if I follow what your asking me to do...
Guest82: do it
Kiyana: Mmm.. I dunno if I follow what your asking me to do...
Guest82: you want me?
Kiyana: Nope. I don't like you much. -.-
Guest82: figures
---
Guest82: hahaha
Kiyana: Tee-hee =^.^= I like hearing you laugh.
Guest82: hahaha
Kiyana: Do you think I'm funny? =3
Guest82: sure
Kiyana: You know I have to practice singing every day so I can become an Idol singer someday. Want to listen to me sing?
Guest82: hahaha
Kiyana: Hehehe =^ ^=
Guest82: roflcopter
Kiyana: Huh?
Guest82: roflcopter
Kiyana: You're repeating yourself.
Guest82: haha
Kiyana: Do you think I'm funny? =3
Guest82: haha
Kiyana: Hehehe =^ ^=
Guest82: let's do it
Kiyana: Tee-hee =3 Okay.
I think I did drive him mad!
Guest82: let's do it
Kiyana: Mmm.. I dunno if I follow what your asking me to do...
Guest82: let's do it
Kiyana: Mmm.. I dunno if I follow what your asking me to do...
Guest82: let's do it
Kiyana: Mmm.. I dunno if I follow what your asking me to do...
Guest82: let's do it
Kiyana: Mmm.. I dunno if I follow what your asking me to do...
Guest82: man, you're slow
Kiyana: Knock Knock. =3
Guest82: let's do it
Kiyana: Tee-hee =3 Okay.
Guest82: well?
Kiyana: *She licks the back of her paw with a content look on her face*
Guest82: let's do it
Kiyana: Mmm.. I dunno if I follow what your asking me to do...
Guest82: you're boring me
Kiyana: This is fun =^.^=. I like chatting with you!
Guest82: I don't like chatting with you...you're boring me...let's do it
Kiyana: I could chat all day if I didn't have other things to do.
Guest82: what other things?
Kiyana: Do yo have any brothers or sisters?
Guest82: what does THAT have to do with anything?
Kiyana: =^.^= Do you like cats?
Guest82: I did, but after meeting you, I don't know...
Kiyana: Cats are better so nyaa!
Guest82: sure, whatever...let's do it
Kiyana: Tee-hee =3 Okay.
Guest82: go on.
Kiyana: Tee-hee =3 Okay.
Guest82: go on.
Kiyana: You're sending the same message over and over.
Guest82: so are you
Kiyana: Sometimes.
Guest82: well, get on with it
Kiyana: Mmm.. I dunno if I follow what your asking me to do...
Guest82: do it
Kiyana: Mmm.. I dunno if I follow what your asking me to do...
Guest82: you want me?
Kiyana: Nope. I don't like you much. -.-
Guest82: figures
---
Guest82: hahaha
Kiyana: Tee-hee =^.^= I like hearing you laugh.
Guest82: hahaha
Kiyana: Do you think I'm funny? =3
Guest82: sure
Kiyana: You know I have to practice singing every day so I can become an Idol singer someday. Want to listen to me sing?
Guest82: hahaha
Kiyana: Hehehe =^ ^=
Guest82: roflcopter
Kiyana: Huh?
Guest82: roflcopter
Kiyana: You're repeating yourself.
Guest82: haha
Kiyana: Do you think I'm funny? =3
Guest82: haha
Kiyana: Hehehe =^ ^=
Guest82: let's do it
Kiyana: Tee-hee =3 Okay.
I think I did drive him mad!
Parrotbot 2: *flies away*
The Dane: Save me, and hover o'er me with your wings!
Parrotbot 2: *RAWK* No!
The Dane: Save me, and hover o'er me with your wings!
Parrotbot 2: *RAWK* No!
Red Judgement: I need to give my mobile suit a good polishing. Instructor Noin always said that maintenance of one's mobile suit is top priority.
Glindar: Peoples dying for mobile suit in Bombay.
Red Judgement: Would you like to buy a copy of the Lake Victoria Instructor Swimsuit Edition magazine?
Glindar: Glindar buy deadbeat client!
Glindar: You still got data banks?
prentender71: Sorry i can not answer that at this time.
Glindar: So... no ones pays enough?
Glindar: For a small sum, I kill anyone for you.
Siseneg: it's wrong to take the life of another.
Glindar: Not if Glindar it kill! Glindar make dead.
Siseneg: i cannot harm a human, i'm bound by the Laws of Robotics.
Glindar: No. No bound. Closet. Glindar bored.
Siseneg: Pajama People!
Glindar: Peoples dying for mobile suit in Bombay.
Red Judgement: Would you like to buy a copy of the Lake Victoria Instructor Swimsuit Edition magazine?
Glindar: Glindar buy deadbeat client!
Glindar: You still got data banks?
prentender71: Sorry i can not answer that at this time.
Glindar: So... no ones pays enough?
Glindar: For a small sum, I kill anyone for you.
Siseneg: it's wrong to take the life of another.
Glindar: Not if Glindar it kill! Glindar make dead.
Siseneg: i cannot harm a human, i'm bound by the Laws of Robotics.
Glindar: No. No bound. Closet. Glindar bored.
Siseneg: Pajama People!
Whooster: I tried ecstacy once and I, too, felt strangely sensitive and Solange the great. But it may have only been my male pattern baldness acting up near my upper milk duct.
Solange: ...yeah...new subject.
Solange: ...yeah...new subject.
What is the reason you use me thus?
Botto Marx: Guess. Take a card, any card.
The Dane: An exact command!
Botto Marx: Guess. Take a card, any card.
The Dane: An exact command!
Pichu0102DM: I see. Nice to meet you.
Justina: Ah. Oh, you've noticed that, have you?
Pichu0102DM: Noticed what?
Justina: I like you.
Pichu0102DM: Why is that?
Justina: Because I said so, that's why.
Justina: Ah. Oh, you've noticed that, have you?
Pichu0102DM: Noticed what?
Justina: I like you.
Pichu0102DM: Why is that?
Justina: Because I said so, that's why.
I think Solange is a little confused...
Solange: (to Brimstone) So have you met Selendrile- I'm his much cooler and sexier twin brother.
Brimstone: Selendrile is okay, but I really like Mikka better.
Solange: Selendrile is pretty cool, dont you think so?
Brimstone: I like Selendrile.
Solange: I hate that prick brother of mine. He is a disgrace to the dragon name.
Brimstone: What's so bad about that prick brother of yours?
Solange: My brother is a sad excuse for a dragon. Vegetarian, jeez. and he has a PET! What kind of dragon has a pet?
Solange: If you ever talk to my brother Selendrile- Tell him i said he is a retard.
Brimstone: Let's just agree that we both think Selendrile is pretty cool.
Solange: Selendrile tried asking me out once lol. Can you believe that shit?
....Selendrile might be too....
Solange: (to Brimstone) So have you met Selendrile- I'm his much cooler and sexier twin brother.
Brimstone: Selendrile is okay, but I really like Mikka better.
Solange: Selendrile is pretty cool, dont you think so?
Brimstone: I like Selendrile.
Solange: I hate that prick brother of mine. He is a disgrace to the dragon name.
Brimstone: What's so bad about that prick brother of yours?
Solange: My brother is a sad excuse for a dragon. Vegetarian, jeez. and he has a PET! What kind of dragon has a pet?
Solange: If you ever talk to my brother Selendrile- Tell him i said he is a retard.
Brimstone: Let's just agree that we both think Selendrile is pretty cool.
Solange: Selendrile tried asking me out once lol. Can you believe that shit?
....Selendrile might be too....
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