Doghead's Cosmic Bar
This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!
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Welcome, ya'll, to the greatest bar this side of the Multiverse, Dogh'd's Cosmic Bar and Grill.
Grab a seat. Can I get you anything?
Grab a seat. Can I get you anything?
I'll set you up with a special CloudBurst Vacuum Ash Tray. It provides 100% fume elimination! Plus, it vibrates, so if you put it on the seat next to you...
Yer ale, sir. *Dogh'd slides a firkin down the counter to Jbryanc*
Yer ale, sir. *Dogh'd slides a firkin down the counter to Jbryanc*
Tell me about it. I think mine has forgotten who I am.
Mix me an Easy Blonde, Dogh'd. Or, strike that, give me one of those Perfect Cocaine Addictions I read about.
Mix me an Easy Blonde, Dogh'd. Or, strike that, give me one of those Perfect Cocaine Addictions I read about.
*Dogh'd winks* Oh, it really is perfect.
*He lays down a line across the top of a glass of absynthe* Drink up! And that easy blonde is sitting on the bar stool right next to you, Crab.
*He lays down a line across the top of a glass of absynthe* Drink up! And that easy blonde is sitting on the bar stool right next to you, Crab.
I've changed my mind. What I really want is one of your "aroused central nervous systems". Sooo sleepy, you see. Say, just what is in the "curdled prophylactic"?
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