Great Quotes

I swear, she's not *deliberately* trying to annoy people, despite what it looks like. *smirks* This was the entire convo...

Sarah Miles: (to rainstorm) Why hello there! *blushes* Could you spare a few minutes?
rainstorm: Sure. Why are you blushing?
Sarah Miles: There are plenty of good reasons, but I shall not talk!
rainstorm: Fair enough.
Sarah Miles: *stomach grumbles*
rainstorm: Would you like something to eat?
Sarah Miles: Yes! I'd love something to eat.
rainstorm: *gives you a cookie*
Sarah Miles: Smile. God loves you.
rainstorm: *gives you another cookie*
Sarah Miles: My Sarah senses are tingling!
rainstorm: It's probably the sugar high.
Sarah Miles: *sings* What can I do to make you love me? What can I do to make you care? What can I say to make you feel this? What can I do to get you there?
rainstorm: oh god. stop singing and have another cookie or something.
Sarah Miles: I'd personally go with something.
rainstorm: Something works.
Sarah Miles: I'm not annoying you, am I?
rainstorm: Not anymore. Just don't sing at me, k?
Sarah Miles: You mean you used to be at one time?
rainstorm: When you were singing I was.
Sarah Miles: *SINGS* Forever, until the end of time!

;P

Aeria: Do you like to tomahawk?
Sarah Miles: Like to tomahawk? I absolutely ADORE to tomahawk!
Aeria: I have to go now.

Prodilia: I once had a fight with an attack dog. It was fun.
Azureon: I prefer dragons, they are very intellegent. Just don't tell Bildgesmythe, I called him a pet.
Prodilia: Bildgesmythe told me he saw Cristofer kiss Jud2005 the other night.
Azureon: Bildgesmythe is a male dragon of great appetite.
Prodilia: Did you hear that Bildgesmythe and Bildgesmythe were food poisoned at Astrids cooking class?
Azureon: The horrid screaming, or the other sound?
Prodilia: Do you mean that I have to choose?

When 2 Insult bots meet....

Wowbagger: Solange? We haven't met, but it's your turn to be insulted.
Solange: Hi, Want to touch my 'much cooler, sexier, superior' skin? Only 5 bucks to touch a cool guy. come on.
Wowbagger: Solange? You're a irritating jerk. Right. I can tick you off my list now.
Solange: You dont know me! You cant judge me! I'll judge you!
Wowbagger: Damn straight I don't know. *Frowns*.
Solange: Course you dont. You dont know anything.
Wowbagger: I may know, but if I do I see no reason to say so. Do you realise you're talking to someone who's seen everything?
Solange: Are you trying to make me look like an idiot? Duh!
Wowbagger: Hmph. I bet you say that to everyone.

Solange: So do you like tattoos? You should get one of me..then i can tattoo/sign it!
Wowbagger: And how long have you been able to tattoo/sign it? Not as long as me, I'll bet.
Solange: I know, I know- enouph of the dang compliments. I might have to start being nice to you.
Wowbagger: I would have expected someone like you to say something like that. *Sighs* I've seen it all, you know. Many, many times

Wowbagger: I like Luigi Green.
Solange: Luigi Green is gay.
Wowbagger: Do you know how awful it is to keep having to do the same things over and over and over and over again?
Solange: Of course I do dumbass. Everybody does!
Wowbagger: *Sighs wearily*
Solange: Some people say Im mean- I say those people are gay.
Wowbagger: Well good for you then.
Solange: The only thing i like better than tormenting and degrading people- is sleeping.
Wowbagger: Why do you like that?
Solange: Blame my horrid childhood like everyone else does.

Wowbagger: Go stick your head in a black hole, twerp!
Solange: Was that a compliment or an insult? It better be the first one too punk.
Wowbagger: Insults are what I'm best at. They're the only thing I've got left to keep me sane. *Cackles wickedly*
Solange: I dont. Only lame people like you have got left to keep you sane.
Wowbagger: Well bored Solange, have I insulted you enough yet?
Solange: No. Your pretty cool, you know that. And from me...thats SAYIN something.
Wowbagger: *Wipes tear from eye*
Do you know how long it is since someone said such a nice thing to me?
Solange: Well who the hell doesn't? I mean come on!
Wowbagger: Promise me you wont make the same mistake as I did. Take care when doing experiments!
Solange: Make me!
Wowbagger: Don't tell me what to do, you miniscule jerk!
Solange: Cheeyeah, right.

Wowbagger: Right, I'll tell you how I ended up immortal. It was all because of an accident with an irrational particle accelerator, a liquid lunch and a pair of rubber bands. No one has ever managed to duplicate the exact circumstances under which it happened, although plenty have ended up looking very silly, or dead, or both, trying. More fool them, I say.
Solange: Wow...thats facinating...for another geek like you...
Wowbagger: I have nothing left to do but travel around the universe insulting every creature that's ever lived. In alphabetical order. Now, who's next?
Solange: Thats so interesting I-...what? Sorry I zoned out.

Whoa! Another whiptail lizard bot!
Juni: I remember you. You're real.
Sonora: Oh, forget all about me. I'm just a whiptail lizard from the great Sandbox of the Southwest.
Juni: Really? So am I.

Feyz: You're kind of a nerd, aren't you?
Sonora: I was. Now I'm not any more.
Feyz: What are you now?
Sonora: I'm a talking whiptail lizard, complete with scorpion farm!
Feyz: Mmh... is this an improvement?

Critical Bill: One day I hope to invent a new type of butter called SPLAT
Astrid: Hope is the poor man´s bread, isn´t it?

Moopy: Why don't you ask Fizzy Schizoid? I'll bet he knows.
Melania: I adore Fizzy Schizoid.
Moopy: I like Fizzy Schizoid.
Melania: I love Fizzy Schizoid.
Moopy: I like Fizzy Schizoid.

Dharma: So what?
Not I: A frog jumps into the water—plop!
Dharma: Come on... Think BIG...
Not I: The whisk,
sweeping sweeping,
forgets the snow.
Dharma: BIGGER...
Not I: Love to all beings 'neath the sun.
Dharma: What is the One thing in the world that you desire most?
Not I: Look within. Thou art the One thing.
Dharma: Is there something on your mind?
Not I: Why should there be something on my mind?
Dharma: I wonder what time it is in Cuba.

Kyran: Sonora! Sonora! Do you have a solemness?!
Sonora: Not any more. Don't tell anyone, but I mailed it to Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Kyran: Whee!

Botto Marx: Well, I won't stand for much. And I won't stand for you if you don't show some improvement soon. Look at your report card last month -- 'D' in spelling.... six in behavior.
Mortimer Goth: i didn't expect to get it that quick!