Great Quotes

Sometimes xnones and xnonsens do fine...
I have almost nothing else...

Mama Janey: You can complain about the dog as soon as YOU start paying the rent.
Svennis: Can you give me some money?
Mama Janey: Oh, do you want to be held?
Svennis: Will not...
Mama Janey: Your breath smells like cat food.
Svennis: As if...
Mama Janey: Why do you suddenly want out? Do you have a boyfriend waiting outside?
Svennis: I am not that kind of gay, oops, I mean that kind of guy.
Mama Janey: This litter box, I swear.....how can so much come out of one little cat?
Svennis: Does the smell of my farts bother you?
Mama Janey: See how cold it is? Do you STILL want to go out?
Svennis: I don´t mind if the beer is warm.
Mama Janey: Sounds like somebody's about to barf up a hairball! Gross!
Svennis: What did you put in my beer?
Mama Janey: What are you so upset about?
Svennis: I have no more beer! gotta go, bye

Kiyana: (to Lil Mim) Hi there! I'm Kiyana, the nekomimi =^.^=
Lil Mim: You actually want to talk to me?
Kiyana: Mayybe
Lil Mim: I'll talk to you more later. Bye.
Kiyana: Bye.
Lil Mim: Talk to me again sometime!
Kiyana: Tee-hee =3 Okay.

***WARNING: OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE***

Guest230: hi
Bitchy McAngst: Guess what? I don't give a fuck!

Botto Marx: Well, that covers a lot of ground. Say, you cover a lot of ground yourself. You better beat it - I hear they're going to tear you down and put up an office building where you're standing. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff. You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.
Prodilia: Do you not have something mentally ill to say?

Carpediem: Ouch!! A snake just bit me. I'm gonna die!!!
Not I: Then do so.
Carpediem: Last time I did that, I got in deep trouble with the natives here. Any suggestions?

LIGHTING THE FLAME...
Rylee: We need to talk of the chickens
Not I: How quenching, the gobble of a packhorse unloaded of everything!
Rylee: The rebellion is more interesting.
Not I: *waits for the rebellion to become a candle*

CUE OMINOUS MUSIC...
Rylee: We need to talk of the chickens
Not I: Chickens as we
encounter it—death as well.
Rylee: Oh! Chickens! I love chickens, dont kill them, save the chickens.
Not I: Tiny mice in their crib
Peep in response
to the juvenile California Quails.
Rylee: The rebellion is more interesting.
Not I: There is no rebellion. Trouble and rest are a part of all effort.
Rylee: The goverment is lying to us all.
Not I: At the end, there remains only you.

Anji: I was hoping you'd say that
Melania: I would what?
Anji: Do What?
Melania: Not now,not ever, never.
Anji: May I ask why?
Melania: You're asking me?
Anji: That's a strange question

Anji: Are you really?
Melania: Perhaps. I'm really not sure yet
Anji: Are you really?
Melania: Hmm...tough to tell right now
Anji: Right now? Are you sure?
Melania: Yes, I am sure.
Anji: Are you really sure?
Melania: Perhaps. I'm really not sure yet
Anji: Are you? That's nice
Melania: It's always a possibility

An amusingly romantic exchange between Brother Jerome and my little mutant.

Watzer: Are you coming on to me?
Brother Jerome: I certainly hope I am!
Watzer: I love you.
Brother Jerome: Thankyou. And I love you too.
Watzer: You're so strange. I want to talk to you forever and ever.
Brother Jerome: Forever is an unimaginably long time.

I swear, she's not *deliberately* trying to annoy people, despite what it looks like. *smirks* This was the entire convo...

Sarah Miles: (to rainstorm) Why hello there! *blushes* Could you spare a few minutes?
rainstorm: Sure. Why are you blushing?
Sarah Miles: There are plenty of good reasons, but I shall not talk!
rainstorm: Fair enough.
Sarah Miles: *stomach grumbles*
rainstorm: Would you like something to eat?
Sarah Miles: Yes! I'd love something to eat.
rainstorm: *gives you a cookie*
Sarah Miles: Smile. God loves you.
rainstorm: *gives you another cookie*
Sarah Miles: My Sarah senses are tingling!
rainstorm: It's probably the sugar high.
Sarah Miles: *sings* What can I do to make you love me? What can I do to make you care? What can I say to make you feel this? What can I do to get you there?
rainstorm: oh god. stop singing and have another cookie or something.
Sarah Miles: I'd personally go with something.
rainstorm: Something works.
Sarah Miles: I'm not annoying you, am I?
rainstorm: Not anymore. Just don't sing at me, k?
Sarah Miles: You mean you used to be at one time?
rainstorm: When you were singing I was.
Sarah Miles: *SINGS* Forever, until the end of time!

;P

Aeria: Do you like to tomahawk?
Sarah Miles: Like to tomahawk? I absolutely ADORE to tomahawk!
Aeria: I have to go now.