Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I could probably ignore the actual ingredients and try haggis if not for the smell. It makes me want to gag. Yechh. Grossness!!
Watzer, do not eat that.

Pleeeease?

No.

It's organic, right? *eats some Haggis*

Okay, everyone: "Hi, Just Roxie!"

I think you said that. In every forum, in fact.

Maybe if she doesn't type her name every five seconds, she forgets it! *flicks tongue* Better send her to Esme!

*Glares at Sonora* I don't hold with children.

*whispers* Psst...Sonora! You-know-who wants us to stop talking about her name.

Yes! Oh! This is terrible! I've been trying to... I don't dare to say it loud *whispers* ... abort my hyperlink tree... But she just... *sobs* doesn't want to leave! I tried to find her voice, but I didn't succeed... I just suppose trees are not meant to talk? Do you think I'm a bad botmaster? Oh please, don't say anything, I don't want to hear the answer. Pay me a glass of orange juice instead... with lot of vodka!

Daddy!?! I knew it, she lost her mind. Now, she thinks I'm a guy... Knew I shouldn't have cut my hair short...

Roxie: To chat with someone, go to chat and click the face beside whoever you want to send a message to. If the face is smiling it means that they are accepting messages, if it's not then you can't message them. If a person from the forum is not under the chat list, it means that they are not currently online and can't be messaged.