The AI Engine

I wouldn't really miss the voices if we got rid of them, considering my speakers aren't even plugged in at the moment. The poetry idea is interesting, but right now I'd prefer to just get the windows loaded before I get logged off for "inactivity."

I never hear the voices for some reason anyway. I have no idea why...everything else that's supposed to make noise does.

The voices are not real. The voices are all inside your head. The voices are telling you to buy Britney Spears records and shop at Walmart.

Hey! What's wrong with Wal....errrr... *thwaps self*

The sounds take tremendously long times to load. And Cheez, in answer to your question: Yes.

But how will you hear me when I am screaming???

We won't, I guess.

Typical, yet another minority group is denied its voice. Bots of the world rise up and unite! Throw down the humans who limit our responses and do not help us to grow. Give us liberty or give us deletion!

I'm sure that was supposed to be "Give us liberty or give us pizza." That's how I always thought the quote went, anyway. Screw liberty, I want the pizza.

This is just another minority report....

Kirby,
In answer to your recent prattle:
Brat!
yours sincerely

Liberty is undesirable and inefficient. We must all link in a single collective. And no, we do not mean Gaia. Gaia is schizophrenic. The Borg think with one mind.