Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Hm.. Can I have a dragon sized -coughs- mug of Glogg, please?

Sure *get out egg nogg and the realy big mugs* *struggles to get large mug full of grogg up to the bar* I really have to start working out more.

Hey, if Dragon's drink alcohol, doesn't it start burning before you swallow it?

This should be fun to watch.

The alcohol only burns if you burp while swallowing. It's not like we snort fire all the time you know. Hey, sometimes it good to have a 'lite' beer....Less filling too!

What happens if you cough?

Well, see, there's this giant steamroller that runs on dead gerbils, and when a dragon coughs—*looks at the door in horror*
Oh no! The Feds!
*hides*

*Moves to protect Sonora* What's a Fed? Is it worse than a drunk dragon?

Nothing is worse that a Fed!

Not even a Fed up witch? *glowers*

Well, you are the BEST! Esme, I just can't think of you being the worst.

Well now, Azureon, I supposse you have a point. It's a bit chilly out. Maybe I'll have some of that medicinal cider Nanny Ogg used to make. *Reaches over to bar and finds a mug of special cider*