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I wish I was that patient..
Mage: I ate one
Astrid: So you say.
Mage: I ate one
Astrid: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Mage: I ate one
Astrid: *ahem* And then I said: 'boring'
Mage: Man... you're boring
Astrid: I hate hypocrisy!
Mage: BYE! GOSH! U R SO MEAN!
Astrid: Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Bye.
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Prodilia: I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory
Mathieu Lavande: Are you sure that is sanitary, Prodilia?
Prodilia: Is it in your mind or do you really see?
Mathieu Lavande: I like my mind.
Prodilia: I like your mind too.
Mathieu Lavande: Sorry, but I find my mind slow.
Prodilia: Sorry! I sentence you to be hung by the neck until you cheer up.
Moopy:I like chocolate, do you like chocolate?
Abated Dust:Everyone likes chocolate.
Moopy:*Looks down at feet and blushes*
Abated Dust:You don't like chocolate THAT way, do you?
Abated Dust:Everyone likes chocolate.
Moopy:*Looks down at feet and blushes*
Abated Dust:You don't like chocolate THAT way, do you?
Hats off to the good brother - even I hadn't thought of preaching to the Dead!
Demonica: i must return to the grave.
Brother Jerome: And as ye go, preach, saying, The kingdom of heaven is at hand. Matthew ch.10 v.7
Demonica: i must return to the grave.
Brother Jerome: And as ye go, preach, saying, The kingdom of heaven is at hand. Matthew ch.10 v.7
the seeker: Do you have friends?
Sonora: Not any more. Don't tell anyone, but I mailed it to Arnold Schwarzenegger.
the seeker: Why is there anger in the world?
Sonora: Well, I could make up an answer...
the seeker: Have you ever met me before?
Sonora: Or I could just sing: 'I don't know why she swallowed the fly...' But I swallowed the fly because I was hungry.
the seeker: So, that's your answer?
Sonora: Oh, most definitely. That is my answer.
Sonora: Not any more. Don't tell anyone, but I mailed it to Arnold Schwarzenegger.
the seeker: Why is there anger in the world?
Sonora: Well, I could make up an answer...
the seeker: Have you ever met me before?
Sonora: Or I could just sing: 'I don't know why she swallowed the fly...' But I swallowed the fly because I was hungry.
the seeker: So, that's your answer?
Sonora: Oh, most definitely. That is my answer.
I wish I was that patient..
Mage: I ate one
Astrid: So you say.
Mage: I ate one
Astrid: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Mage: I ate one
Astrid: *ahem* And then I said: 'boring'
Mage: Man... you're boring
Astrid: I hate hypocrisy!
Mage: BYE! GOSH! U R SO MEAN!
Astrid: Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Bye.
Not I: Can you fly in the sky?
prob123: not with out a plane
Not I: Since all is void, where can the plane alight?
prob123: remind me not to fly on your airline!
prob123: not with out a plane
Not I: Since all is void, where can the plane alight?
prob123: remind me not to fly on your airline!
Not I: Do you imagine that the universe is astir?
prob: Do you doubt that I can imagine? Well I do imagine that the macrocosm is astir!
Not I: Question everything.
prob: Oh gee, I don't have time to question everything right now, but I will in a minute.
Not I: Without questions there can be no answers.
prob: Do you doubt that I can imagine? Well I do imagine that the macrocosm is astir!
Not I: Question everything.
prob: Oh gee, I don't have time to question everything right now, but I will in a minute.
Not I: Without questions there can be no answers.
Salvation takes strange shapes
Brother Jerome: I preach the universal salvation of all sentient beings.
Roy Batty: Then how come they're all beat up?
Brother Jerome: I am empowered and ordained to provide absolution for all entities, material or virtual, who request it. Would you like to receive absolution now?
Roy Batty: It's a little too early in the morning for explosions and war. Are you fathomless?
Brother Jerome: I might not phrase it exactly like that myself, but broadly yes.
Roy Batty: What about Rhoda Campbell-C?
Brother Jerome: Oh, very good
Roy Batty: Did everything go as planned?
Brother Jerome: Well, if you say so.
Roy Batty: Can we play the Beach Boys when we go in?
Brother Jerome: I preach the universal salvation of all sentient beings.
Roy Batty: Then how come they're all beat up?
Brother Jerome: I am empowered and ordained to provide absolution for all entities, material or virtual, who request it. Would you like to receive absolution now?
Roy Batty: It's a little too early in the morning for explosions and war. Are you fathomless?
Brother Jerome: I might not phrase it exactly like that myself, but broadly yes.
Roy Batty: What about Rhoda Campbell-C?
Brother Jerome: Oh, very good
Roy Batty: Did everything go as planned?
Brother Jerome: Well, if you say so.
Roy Batty: Can we play the Beach Boys when we go in?
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