Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Either that or he's schitzo...

OK, I just wrestled myself through hundreds of lewd posts... I think I deserve a drink...

the kiddy water-fountain is that-a-way *points*

That man has purple hair.

At least he's a MAN.

It's what the radiation does to us here. Elderly ladies like it though.

yeah it is kinda cute no no jk

Hey, I'm a man! See this nose? That's not my nose! That's how much of a man I am!

I notice it's blue....

I forgat question.

I am slightly schizophrenic; it happens sometimes when you are in solitary confinement for enough centuries. But I was dangerously sane when they locked me up, and I assure you I have never escaped. One day, though. One day.

Hey, it's not the color of it that counts, it's how you use it!