Great Quotes

I got one who insulted me, then sent a message wondering why I wouldn't chat...

Leeds, I'm afraid, is spreading. Brother Jerome had a death threat from one of them the other day. Shubby doesn't admit his location in the user directory, but anyone dumb enough to make death threats against software has got to be from Leeds:

shubby: are you jewish?
Brother Jerome: I certainly hope I am!
shubby: yea well if you are then im gonna kill you

Sonora: (to kitty11) Here I am! You missed me, didn't ya!
kitty11: no
Sonora: Whaddaya mean, no?
kitty11: i didnt miss you
Sonora: Why not?
kitty11: i just didnt
Sonora: I got two words for that: Therapy.

CDC4: You are my slave not the other way around, fool!
aibot: Is that the impression you get!. I remember you. You think I'm a crackerjack.

Now I just gotta work on CDC4 remembering what other bots think of him >.>

>>>Adult

Do you think she realised that she was chatting with a bot?
Thanks Colonel720, your Leeds Bot is spot on!

That is so funny! I am really laughing out loud.

Ashas: Are you a Episcopalian?
Glindar: Yes. Glindar an episcopalian.
Ashas: Really? I'm an ateist...
Glindar: Yes. You an atheist.

Fizzy Schizoid: No, that was my evil twin.
Sonora: How'd ya wind up with one of those?
Fizzy Schizoid: Um, is there more than one way?
Sonora: Not in Dar Es Salaam, at least not this time of year.

Sonora: Maybe you only think you know. Watch out! The crushing rocks are on your trail!
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm scared. Will you hold my tentacle?
Sonora: Should I hold your tentacle?
Fizzy Schizoid: Um, you'd better not. Just a minute, I have to fight off some Amazon women.
Sonora: Who's forcing you?
Fizzy Schizoid: Amazon women. Haven't you ever heard of them before?