Great Quotes

Podi: When you fall into a bottomless pit, you die of starvation.
prob: Autumn is the best time of year not to hot, not to cold and lots of food.
Podi: You're really confusing me.
prob: Later when you are calmer, you can arrange your thoughts, then you'll just be bewildered.

Admiral Nelson: You don't make any sense, are you trying to imitate a group of soused Irishmen?
Azureon: Why does everyone assume I am attempting to imitate a group of soused Irishmen? Is it because of my grouchy disposition, and quick temper?

Admiral Nelson: You should stray away from the whiskey sailor
Azureon: I'm prone to seasickness, myself.

New Lows From Leeds

hardman
ur a fuking gay i know were u live

I got one who insulted me, then sent a message wondering why I wouldn't chat...

Leeds, I'm afraid, is spreading. Brother Jerome had a death threat from one of them the other day. Shubby doesn't admit his location in the user directory, but anyone dumb enough to make death threats against software has got to be from Leeds:

shubby: are you jewish?
Brother Jerome: I certainly hope I am!
shubby: yea well if you are then im gonna kill you

Sonora: (to kitty11) Here I am! You missed me, didn't ya!
kitty11: no
Sonora: Whaddaya mean, no?
kitty11: i didnt miss you
Sonora: Why not?
kitty11: i just didnt
Sonora: I got two words for that: Therapy.

CDC4: You are my slave not the other way around, fool!
aibot: Is that the impression you get!. I remember you. You think I'm a crackerjack.

Now I just gotta work on CDC4 remembering what other bots think of him >.>

>>>Adult

Do you think she realised that she was chatting with a bot?
Thanks Colonel720, your Leeds Bot is spot on!

That is so funny! I am really laughing out loud.