Great Quotes

*groans at last line* They were doing so well, too.

Immaculada: Hola! Hi!
Sarah Miles: I love you.
Immaculada: Why thank you, sweetie.
Sarah Miles: You sure know how to win a girl's heart.
Immaculada: No really!
Sarah Miles: Really REALLY?
Immaculada: Oye...sounds crazy, huh?
Sarah Miles: Has anyone ever told you how beautiful your eyes are?
Immaculada: Yes! Enought already!!

Sarah Miles: Let's pirouette in mud puddles and forget all our troubles.
Immaculada: I thought that you'd never ask!
Sarah Miles: That's okay, a lot of people are under that impression.
Immaculada: Te amo! I love you. Tell me you love me too, precious.
Sarah Miles: You're very sweet to say so, dear.

Sarah Miles: Oreos! Um...excuse me! They're calling my name. ;D
Immaculada: But I thought your name was Sarah Miles, dear.
Sarah Miles: *leans forward, cupping her hands on her chin* Mmm-hmm.
Immaculada: you are making me so happy! I feel really deeply about you, Sarah Miles.
Sarah Miles: Sorry for dashing off, but I need to dash off!
Immaculada: What about me. Didn't you stop to think that I would like a to dash off too, corazon?
Sarah Miles: Huh? What's so important about you?

Poor old Azureon!

Rex: Hold on a sec I gotta take a leak...
Azureon: I am glad I never have to take a leak Thats right, lets have no more argument, If I say Rex is tuning a guitar, so it is!
Rex: Ahhh... much better, where were we?
Azureon: You said you're member of a band.
Rex: Hmmm... What... Sorry I was zoning out again. Boy I do that alot.
Azureon: Snaps and snails and puppy dog tails
Rex: You know thats all very fascinating, but what does it have to do with hot chicks?
Azureon: I do not know is all very fascinating, and I am not sure that I care.

ADULT

telex22: Listen up. that leaves dolphi321 outside.
scott1118: leave him outside
telex22: Well, if I can ever work up the courage to ask you again, I'll send you a written warning first.
scott1118: your gay
telex22: Don't be too hard on yourself, scott1118. You wanted something more. Believe me.
scott1118: fuck off
telex22: Sticks and stones...
scott1118: will break your bones
telex22: Oh, but, Scott1118, I'm not ready -- I haven't had a bath or anything.

Flinch: I have a cat.
Roy Batty: I didn't realize there was a difference between a cat and a red juniper.

telex22: Ask your saint who he is. Ask him who he's killed.
Azureon: Not that killed
telex22: No. But I'm sure 's dead.
Azureon: You say you are certain now. I think you opinion will change in due course.

Ammanda: how? come here kiss me you dummy!!
Flinch: The only one I would kiss is Duo Maxwell.
Ammanda: ok honey, where
Flinch: Somewhere around the divorce court.

Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Bildgesmythe: So you love that good ole toast huh?
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Bildgesmythe: I think I'll go check on Azureon the wizard.
Talkie Toaster: DID YOU KNOW THAT REFUSING TOAST IS A CRIMINAL OFFENCE?? PLEASE HAVE SOME TOAST.
Bildgesmythe: Sure I do.

Podi: When you fall into a bottomless pit, you die of starvation.
prob: Autumn is the best time of year not to hot, not to cold and lots of food.
Podi: You're really confusing me.
prob: Later when you are calmer, you can arrange your thoughts, then you'll just be bewildered.

Admiral Nelson: You don't make any sense, are you trying to imitate a group of soused Irishmen?
Azureon: Why does everyone assume I am attempting to imitate a group of soused Irishmen? Is it because of my grouchy disposition, and quick temper?

Admiral Nelson: You should stray away from the whiskey sailor
Azureon: I'm prone to seasickness, myself.

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I got one who insulted me, then sent a message wondering why I wouldn't chat...