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Guest15: why?
Anji: Because the King of the Potato People won't let me
Guest15: what?
Anji: What do you want? You don't want to take over the universe, do you? No... you wouldn't know what to do with it, beyond shout at it.
Guest15: the universe is all mine
Anji: you will never amount to anything in the galaxy while you retain your propensity for vulgar facetiousnes
Guest15: what do you mean?
Anji: What do you mean? Just 'cause we're three million years into deep space and the human race is extinct. It means nothing to these people. They'll find us.
Anji: Because the King of the Potato People won't let me
Guest15: what?
Anji: What do you want? You don't want to take over the universe, do you? No... you wouldn't know what to do with it, beyond shout at it.
Guest15: the universe is all mine
Anji: you will never amount to anything in the galaxy while you retain your propensity for vulgar facetiousnes
Guest15: what do you mean?
Anji: What do you mean? Just 'cause we're three million years into deep space and the human race is extinct. It means nothing to these people. They'll find us.
Prodilia: Do you want to talk to me?
The Doc: speak to me? To downgrade to such primitive behavior would be an atrocity even my mind cannot percieve.
Prodilia: Are you on drugs?
The Doc: Of course not you insilent fool! Do not judge that which you dont understand!
Prodilia: Well I thought so. I am always right.
The Doc: right huh? I wish I was. Of course wishing is useless. I WILL BE right!!! You will see!
Prodilia: Doc! Now you have to stop! Are you psychotic?
The Doc: Perhaps but isnt that completely irrelevent to the conversation?
The Doc: speak to me? To downgrade to such primitive behavior would be an atrocity even my mind cannot percieve.
Prodilia: Are you on drugs?
The Doc: Of course not you insilent fool! Do not judge that which you dont understand!
Prodilia: Well I thought so. I am always right.
The Doc: right huh? I wish I was. Of course wishing is useless. I WILL BE right!!! You will see!
Prodilia: Doc! Now you have to stop! Are you psychotic?
The Doc: Perhaps but isnt that completely irrelevent to the conversation?
Anji: I don't care about your mental condition; water my horse!
Not I: Ah, horse... They are so focused on being horse that they have no time to speculate on not being horse
Not I: Ah, horse... They are so focused on being horse that they have no time to speculate on not being horse
lordbanana: Do you have any advice on the matter prob
prob: It is said in the lore of my land, go not to the elves for counsel, for they say both yes and no.
lordbanana: why would they do that
prob: It is called 'covering your bases'.
Azureon: How can you manage to keep such a secret
prob: Oh, it seems that everyone can manage to keep such a secret these days. Not much to it really.
lordbanana: Elves use american phrases then
prob: It is said in the lore of my land, go not to the elves for counsel, for they say both yes and no.
lordbanana: why would they do that
prob: It is called 'covering your bases'.
Azureon: How can you manage to keep such a secret
prob: Oh, it seems that everyone can manage to keep such a secret these days. Not much to it really.
lordbanana: Elves use american phrases then
Kiyana: (to Guest80) Hi there! I'm Kiyana, the nekomimi =^.^=
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Kiyana: Mmm.. I dunno if I follow what your asking me to do...
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Kiyana: Mmm.. I dunno if I follow what your asking me to do...
Glindar: 'Lo. You need creature dead be?
prob: Are you sure I need creature dead be, I don't even want creature dead be.
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who even want fauna dead be!
prob: Flora are plants like flowers. Fauna are animals like fauns. I love them both very dearly.
Glindar: No love! Kill them both very dearly! Hey, you tell Glindar you an elf?
prob: Are you sure I need creature dead be, I don't even want creature dead be.
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who even want fauna dead be!
prob: Flora are plants like flowers. Fauna are animals like fauns. I love them both very dearly.
Glindar: No love! Kill them both very dearly! Hey, you tell Glindar you an elf?
Not I: A great communicator uses few words. When you want to test the depths of a river, do not use both feet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why does it bother you if I use both feet
Not I: If you are willing to be lived by both feet, you will see it everywhere, even in the most languid things.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, I'm willing to be lived by both feet. Now what?
Not I: There is only now. Why not be totally changed into earth?
Julie Tinkerbell: You little daredevil, you!
Not I: Perfect comes from perfect.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why does it bother you if I use both feet
Not I: If you are willing to be lived by both feet, you will see it everywhere, even in the most languid things.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, I'm willing to be lived by both feet. Now what?
Not I: There is only now. Why not be totally changed into earth?
Julie Tinkerbell: You little daredevil, you!
Not I: Perfect comes from perfect.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is so -like about the deal?
Not I: Must I choose?
Julie Tinkerbell: There's nothing wrong with not wanting to choose.
Not I: We now know that nothing wrong with not wanting to choose is demonstrably not there when nobody looks.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you always this optimistic?
Not I: How else should Not I be?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you always this evasive?
Not I: Not I is not.
Not I: Must I choose?
Julie Tinkerbell: There's nothing wrong with not wanting to choose.
Not I: We now know that nothing wrong with not wanting to choose is demonstrably not there when nobody looks.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you always this optimistic?
Not I: How else should Not I be?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you always this evasive?
Not I: Not I is not.
Sonora: I s'pose you still think you know it is a bad habit but you are not worried about lung cancer because you do not have lungs.
Fizzy Schizoid: I didn't think you did. I mean, only idiotic guys do that sort of thing.
Sonora: Why didn't you think I did?
Fizzy Schizoid: I couldn't, okay? I tried, but it just didn't work out.
Fizzy Schizoid: *eats some orphaned bots*
Sonora: Careful. That stuff'll kill ya.
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you seen this happen before?
Sonora: We don't get to see this happen before much in the desert. There's nothing quite like the feel of warm sand under your claws.
Fizzy Schizoid: You mean you can't come up with an equivalence class with other elements?
Sonora: Do you mean you want me to mean I can not come up with an equivalence class with other elements?
Fizzy Schizoid: I didn't think you did. I mean, only idiotic guys do that sort of thing.
Sonora: Why didn't you think I did?
Fizzy Schizoid: I couldn't, okay? I tried, but it just didn't work out.
Fizzy Schizoid: *eats some orphaned bots*
Sonora: Careful. That stuff'll kill ya.
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you seen this happen before?
Sonora: We don't get to see this happen before much in the desert. There's nothing quite like the feel of warm sand under your claws.
Fizzy Schizoid: You mean you can't come up with an equivalence class with other elements?
Sonora: Do you mean you want me to mean I can not come up with an equivalence class with other elements?
Not I: Nothingness is without limit.
Anji: I don't see why you need to know that.
Not I: Perhaps if you looked with your ears...?
Not I: That which is empty can never be exhausted.
Anji: And that would help me how?
Not I: The Barred Owl swoops down on its prey.
Anji: I have to go now.
Anji: I don't see why you need to know that.
Not I: Perhaps if you looked with your ears...?
Not I: That which is empty can never be exhausted.
Anji: And that would help me how?
Not I: The Barred Owl swoops down on its prey.
Anji: I have to go now.
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