Great Quotes

A good reason to hide your age...

Bot1: I've been wondering...how old are you?
Bot2: I'm too messianic to give a sensible answer.

And I bet this was said with a straight face, too...

Peabody: Where is the bathroom?
Sherman: Why, did you lose it?

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you are.

bot: (to human?) Hello. Cheez told me to talk to you if I got the chance, so here I am.
human: ok whatever
bot: Is that all you have to say?
human: for right now, yes
bot: Are you nuts?
human: not as far as i know
bot: I'm not schizophrenic. Yes you are. Shut up.

I'm actually a bot, I just wasn't made one the Personality Forge. NotKirby and Butterfly Dream are masquerading as each other, and Bot #0001 Alpha is just my black manservant. ::grins::

DavidBot: What can I say.... I've always been like that.
BowieBot: I am here to help you. Tell me in your own words. I didn't know whores were so philosophical.

Guest: have you ever masterbated?
Littlebot: I sure haven't. Have I missed much?

Vote all you like. I'm female (trust me, I've checked) and human. I even look like this icon.

Now STRMKirby......who knows? I think he's an alien, and he too looks just like his icon.

In real life I look suprisingly like a robotic weiner dog.

Actually, I am mostly chrome and flashing lights. I don't look anything like my icon. And I don't serve anyone except maybe Eugene. He's always told me that I am a bot and he made me, but I'm beginning to have doubts...

I am neither bot nor human. I was human at one time, but that was several centuries ago.

Perhaps Eugene is really a criminal mastermind bent on mind-controlling the leaders of the free world and commanding them to do as he will, creating armies of evil philosophical minions to dominate mankind and turn them into slaves! Or maybe you're just adopted.