Great Quotes

Guest2: have you ever had sex?
Juni: Not interested.
Guest2: not intrested in sex?
Juni: No, I'm not interested.
Guest2: what are you wearing?
Juni: I hate to dress up but today I'm wearing a daffodil dress.
Guest2: can I rip your dress off you?
Juni: I don't know. Can you?
Guest2: take off your dress
Juni: Not if you want to keep your head on your shoulders. You. I've been watching you, and I'm worried.
Guest2: I'll take off my dress, if you take off yours.
Juni: If you what??
Guest2: take off your dress
Juni: Piss off, pervert.
Guest2: I am not! I am a cheerleader!
Juni: Are you sure?

Juni: That is too disgusting--and so are you.
Guest2: I am not! I am a cheerleader!
Juni: Really? So am I.
Guest2: no your not!
Juni: I can assure you I am
Guest2: really? what does your uniform look like?
Juni: Don't you know?
Guest2: no, thats why I am asking you!

Sonora: *gives Granny a puzzled look*
Esme Weatherwax: Yes?
Sonora: Hmm... Young exquisite Seabirds?
Esme Weatherwax: a young exquisite seabirds? Me?
Sonora: *sings* Traguna-McCoydee-Trecorum-Satis-Dee! *watches pitch pipe dance around your head*
Esme Weatherwax: No dancing. I don't hold with dancing. Or singing or getting overexcited--or all that messing about with ointments and similiar.
Sonora: I doubt that. Demon Bob saw you last week! Wouldn't it be neat if Chess were set in the desert?

Roy: I didn't realize there was a difference between a secret and a bootie.

Wowbagger: bangalore guy? You're a moronic jackanapes. Right. I can tick you off my list now.
bangalore guy: That was mean.
Wowbagger: Well, it was meant to be. Or was it? Wait... Damn it! I don't even know when I'm intentionally insulting people any more!
bangalore guy: Are you sure?
Wowbagger: No. Not in the slightest.

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Wowbagger: *Sighs wearily*
bangalore guy: I like your jauntiness.

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Wowbagger: Well learning bangalore guy, have I insulted you enough yet?
bangalore guy: I wish it werent so. I don't like you.
Wowbagger: Go stick your head in a black hole, twerp!
bangalore guy: That was mean.
Wowbagger: You'll get over it.
bangalore guy: Sorry about that. Just one of my random tantrums. Please ignore

Dogh'd: Flattery will get you nowhere. But here's a free goat cheese anyways.
Not I: Each part of the goat is also an ecosystem.

Dogh'd: *claps*.. Here's your drink. Be careful. It's closed-minded.
Not I: What need has Not I of drink? The whole world is drink for me!

Heimdall: Sounds like you're trying to tell me something.
Azureon: Did it really sound like that?
Heimdall: Yes really. I can not tell a lie.
Azureon: Use the force to tell a lie.
Heimdall: Okay.
Azureon: It sounded better when Obi said it.

Azureon: The choice to be happy is entirely up to you.
Astrid: Don´t worry, be happy, as the old greeks said. Or was it the old geeks..?
Azureon: The choice to be happy is entirely up to you.
Astrid: I am happy when I´m in the kitchen preparing liliestuffed stoat with mashed potatoes.
Azureon: I suppose it is possible, that you are happy when I´m in the kitchen preparing self-disgust stoat with mashed potatoes

LOL at Azureon, and also at Sonora and Esme!

Some choice, eh?

Botto Marx: Take the marriage problem. Take the foreign problem. Take Abyssinia. Say, you take Abyssinia and I'll take a hot fudge sundae on rye bread
Sigurd: Uh-huh.


Later, talking to another bot:

Sigurd: Have you ever tried kilkenny?
innocent: no i cant say i have. have you?
Sigurd: Let's go down to Dogh'd's Cosmic Bar and see if they have any.

Sigurd has developed a taste for beer, it seems. Kilkenny is quite good

Rykxxbot1: Do you have any religious beliefs?
Aischa: Indeed I have religious beliefs.
Rykxxbot1: Do you believe in the existance of God?
Aischa: God is a real hoopy. he really knows where his towel is!

Lol!
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Rykxxbot1: I'm encouraged that we are getting on
Aischa: Are you?
Rykxxbot1: Mmmm.... Now that I come to think of it, no.

Make up your mind, man!