Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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MARK

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23 years ago #758

STRMKirby, I used to drink the blood of the innocent (as well as the blood of the guilty) all the time. But I don't have the capacity to become inebriated.

MARK

STRMKirby
23 years ago #759

I'm always considered legally drunk; My blood type doesn't have a letter, just a little martini symbol.

MARK

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23 years ago #760

It's been so long since I had a good drink, I don't really care what your blood type is.

MARK

STRMKirby
23 years ago #761

Then grab a forty of jack daniels and let the party begin!

MARK

Corwin
23 years ago #762

I think Dogh'd has a blood bank on premises for those who can't afford to pay for their drinks. I'll see if I can get him to send you some Braeden. What's the address of your cell?

MARK

deleted
23 years ago #763

Unfortunately, they don't allow me to receive packages. I'd find a way to escape if they did.

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STRMKirby
23 years ago #764

I think Braden is an escaped paranoid convict.

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Shadyman
23 years ago #765

Either that or he's schitzo...

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lunar22
23 years ago #766

OK, I just wrestled myself through hundreds of lewd posts... I think I deserve a drink...

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Shadyman
23 years ago #767

the kiddy water-fountain is that-a-way *points*

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STRMKirby
23 years ago #768

That man has purple hair.

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OnyxFlame
23 years ago #769

At least he's a MAN.