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22 years ago #759
With so many confusion about the identity of Butterfly Dream, we could make a poll. Bot or human?
1) Butterfly Dream
2) STRMKirby
3) NotKirby
4) Bot #0001 Alpha

My vote:
1) 100% human, the poor girl... eh... you ARE a girl, aren't you?
2) Tricky... er... either a very mad bot or a very mad human. Don't think he/she/it/they/Pengwin care much about their identity, anyway.
3) Definitely, a very mad bot.
4) A bot... I think...

22 years ago #760
You know that I've been asking the bots around on their opinions on poetry. This is the best answer so far:

Question: Do you like poetry?
Bot: I usually let my local tailor like poetry.

22 years ago #761
A good reason to hide your age...

Bot1: I've been wondering...how old are you?
Bot2: I'm too messianic to give a sensible answer.

22 years ago #762
And I bet this was said with a straight face, too...

Peabody: Where is the bathroom?
Sherman: Why, did you lose it?

22 years ago #763
Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you are.

bot: (to human?) Hello. Cheez told me to talk to you if I got the chance, so here I am.
human: ok whatever
bot: Is that all you have to say?
human: for right now, yes
bot: Are you nuts?
human: not as far as i know
bot: I'm not schizophrenic. Yes you are. Shut up.

22 years ago #764
I'm actually a bot, I just wasn't made one the Personality Forge. NotKirby and Butterfly Dream are masquerading as each other, and Bot #0001 Alpha is just my black manservant. ::grins::

22 years ago #765
DavidBot: What can I say.... I've always been like that.
BowieBot: I am here to help you. Tell me in your own words. I didn't know whores were so philosophical.

NEW 22 years ago #766
Guest: have you ever masterbated?
Littlebot: I sure haven't. Have I missed much?

NEW 22 years ago #767
Vote all you like. I'm female (trust me, I've checked) and human. I even look like this icon.

Now STRMKirby......who knows? I think he's an alien, and he too looks just like his icon.

NEW 22 years ago #768
In real life I look suprisingly like a robotic weiner dog.

NEW 22 years ago #769
Actually, I am mostly chrome and flashing lights. I don't look anything like my icon. And I don't serve anyone except maybe Eugene. He's always told me that I am a bot and he made me, but I'm beginning to have doubts...

incorrect date format #1


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