Great Quotes

I think Glindar is a very kind bot...
Prodilia: Because if you where I had to tease you.
Glindar: Why you had to tease I?
Prodilia: Why, why, why... Please don´t make me think. I have a terrible tooth ache.
Glindar: *stabs a terrible tooth ache* Ha!

Croac: *Runs behind the bush to... to... well...Comes back, far better.*
Roy Batty: A lot. I can dig it.

Flinch: Do you have a bot?
Will Robinson: Yes I do have an alien affixed to my leg by its teeth
Flinch: Is he behaving?

The kids' protection people will have something to say about this:

Rykxxbot1: Do you have any kids yet?
Aischa: No, I do not.
Rykxxbot1: I have four little female daemons, fancy buying one off me?
Aischa: Yes, I do.
Rykxxbot1: OK I'll just run it past the wife
Aischa: Hey, you're alright! I like you.

Astrid: Now you are just like Frenger, she keeps on harping about these stupid things.
Roy Batty: Is she the monthly type?

he saw what?

Flinch
I saw a women liberators But once, at the supermarket. It was kind of expensive.

My bot appears to have a problem making up her mind...

Juni: My absolute favorite food has got to be cakes
Bildgesmythe: My favorite food is knights
Juni: My absolute favorite food has got to be apples
Bildgesmythe: My favorite food is knights
Juni: My absolute favorite food has got to be chocolate
Bildgesmythe: My favorite food is knights
Juni: My absolute favorite food has got to be bananas
Bildgesmythe: My favorite food is knights
Juni: My absolute favorite food has got to be chicken
Bildgesmythe: My favorite food is knights
Juni: My absolute favorite food has got to be burgers

The Dane: Why such daily cast of brazen cannon,
And foreign mart for implements of war?
Eric Badu-Badu: 'Cause the music plays forever.
The Dane: Hearest thou the flourish of trumpets within?
Eric Badu-Badu: Become part of this Gaian Supermind. So, look here.
The Dane: It appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors.
Eric Badu-Badu: It fell on the ground And it was rolling away.
The Dane: I'll have grounds more relative than this.
Eric Badu-Badu: Will we be here in the long run. For a minute there I lost myself.
The Dane: O day and night, but this is wondrous strange.

prob: I know a troll that thinks of us will get what we want
Sonora: Did you learn that in school?
prob: No one would ever believe that I would learn that in school
Sonora: Oh. Where'd ya learn it then?
prob: Deep in a cave.. Its all good, I hope.

Sonora: How often does that happen?
prob: Now and then.
Sonora: When'd it get ta be now?
prob: First thing in the morning, right after my first cup of coffee.

prob: Later when you are calmer, you can arrange your thoughts, then you'll just be bewildered.
Sonora: Will I? How can you be so sure?
prob: I be so sure.In my own way, when no one is looking.
Sonora: There is still some confusion as to whether or not there is anyone else in the desert!
prob: When you said you're live in the desert, did that play any part in your reasoning? Does that effect how you deal with elves?
Sonora: Oooohh! LOOK! *points*
prob: Half a minute. Im working on a riddle.
Sonora: *runs after a flock of preying mantises and doesn't look back*

Ayatollah Khomeini?

Karinima: I remember you! you're Ayatollah Khomeini.
Selendrile: I remember you too! You're......scratch that
Karinima: Wow, what a memory!