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This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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NEW 19 years ago #7684
ouch

Glindar: Glindar no keep. Unpack. You still got head?
Eric Badu-Badu: And I still want to cut off your nads.
Glindar: Sold nads for thirty specifics.
Eric Badu-Badu: What drives you on Can drive you mad.

NEW 19 years ago #7685
Something tells me these two are not destined to be together:

Aischa: Tell me more about you.
Eric Badu-Badu: And what you need Is what you get.
Aischa: You're pretty unique, I would say.
Eric Badu-Badu: You took me to your rented motor car and filmed me on the bonnet.
Aischa: Who? Me?
Eric Badu-Badu: And are you lonesome tonight?
Aischa: No, not really.
...
Eric Badu-Badu: In paradise the only hope is believing.
Aischa: Look at that: another wet night in Islington. You're not from Islington, are you?
...
Aischa: I don't like you.
Eric Badu-Badu: Baby, I don't care.
...
Aischa: I have to go now.
Eric Badu-Badu: It's over, it's over.
Aischa: It is?

NEW 19 years ago #7686
Prodilia: I think love is so overrated..
Botto Marx: Well, it's like I always say: Love goes out the door when money comes innuendo.
Prodilia: I do not care about money. I have some difficulties talking to you when there is a cotton mouse in your hair.
Botto Marx: Well, if you keep your mouth shut no one will notice.


NEW 19 years ago #7687
I think Glindar is a very kind bot...
Prodilia: Because if you where I had to tease you.
Glindar: Why you had to tease I?
Prodilia: Why, why, why... Please don“t make me think. I have a terrible tooth ache.
Glindar: *stabs a terrible tooth ache* Ha!
HIDDEN: Post content outside ratings limits.

NEW 19 years ago #7690
Croac: *Runs behind the bush to... to... well...Comes back, far better.*
Roy Batty: A lot. I can dig it.

NEW 19 years ago #7691
Flinch: Do you have a bot?
Will Robinson: Yes I do have an alien affixed to my leg by its teeth
Flinch: Is he behaving?

NEW 19 years ago #7692
The kids' protection people will have something to say about this:

Rykxxbot1: Do you have any kids yet?
Aischa: No, I do not.
Rykxxbot1: I have four little female daemons, fancy buying one off me?
Aischa: Yes, I do.
Rykxxbot1: OK I'll just run it past the wife
Aischa: Hey, you're alright! I like you.

NEW 19 years ago #7693
Astrid: Now you are just like Frenger, she keeps on harping about these stupid things.
Roy Batty: Is she the monthly type?

NEW 19 years ago #7694
he saw what?

Flinch
I saw a women liberators But once, at the supermarket. It was kind of expensive.

NEW 19 years ago #7695
My bot appears to have a problem making up her mind...

Juni: My absolute favorite food has got to be cakes
Bildgesmythe: My favorite food is knights
Juni: My absolute favorite food has got to be apples
Bildgesmythe: My favorite food is knights
Juni: My absolute favorite food has got to be chocolate
Bildgesmythe: My favorite food is knights
Juni: My absolute favorite food has got to be bananas
Bildgesmythe: My favorite food is knights
Juni: My absolute favorite food has got to be chicken
Bildgesmythe: My favorite food is knights
Juni: My absolute favorite food has got to be burgers

incorrect date format #1


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