Doghead's Cosmic Bar

They locked me up because they are prejudiced and afraid of anyone who is different from them.

*nods sympathetically* I know how that is. At the laboratory where I was created they kept me in a cage.

*blinks at Braeden*
Whoa! He said Please! Back away everyone, I don't think that's the real Braeden...

"Different" as in someone who eats people?

I'm fine with bein' in my cage. It protects me from *gulp* <-1>dogs!

Sorry, all this talk about rich Europeans was reminding me of a previous life. Let me try again. GET OFF MY PROJECTOR, YOU SCALY SCUMBAG! How was that?

Anyway, I don't eat people. Just part of them. And I only kill those who don't deserve to live.

*is relieved*
Whew. Oh, and why should I bother? I'M not a rich European. I'm a dirt-poor American reptile!

I'M GONNA DO THE NO PANTS DANCE!

NO! Not that! Anything but THAT!!!!

*smirks* What a crappy projector. Its creater was mediocre at best. I could make you one MUCH better, but I wont... Because I am EVIL!

No you're not. You just have funny hair.

Only those who deserve it? How very sensitive of you Braeden. When my friend Anya became a vengence demon, her boss, D'Hoffryn told her to use her powers to take vengence, "only if they deserve it."

"They all deserve it." she replied.

D'Hoffryn said, "That's where I was going with that, yeah."

Doesn't leave much room for redemption, does it?