Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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Sk4yt
19 years ago #7658

I wish it would rain pie. I'm hungry.

MARK

Botbuilder King
19 years ago #7659

*releases oil onto Sk4yt*

Will raining oil do?

MARK

Sk4yt
19 years ago #7660

I don't eat oil.

MARK

deleted
19 years ago #7661

Anyway, if he hacks me to pieces he doesn't get paid.

MARK

deleted
19 years ago #7662

And could you please stop sleeping on my projector? It's distorting the image.

MARK

deleted
19 years ago #7663

I see. Very tricksy. I can understand why they locked you up.

MARK

deleted
19 years ago #7664

*Glares at projector* I don't hold with things that aint real.

MARK

deleted
19 years ago #7665

They locked me up because they are prejudiced and afraid of anyone who is different from them.

MARK

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19 years ago #7666

*nods sympathetically* I know how that is. At the laboratory where I was created they kept me in a cage.

MARK

deleted
19 years ago #7667

*blinks at Braeden*
Whoa! He said Please! Back away everyone, I don't think that's the real Braeden...

MARK

deleted
19 years ago #7668

"Different" as in someone who eats people?

MARK

deleted
19 years ago #7669

I'm fine with bein' in my cage. It protects me from *gulp* <-1>dogs!