Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 7,654 - 1 of 17,042
Pete Puma: What kind of car do you drive?
29045: HOnda S2000
Pete Puma: How odd. My grandpa was driving a hOnda when he ran over that kid in a wheelchair.
29045: what kind of car do you drive?
Pete Puma: I have an '84 Camaro. Chicks seem to dig it.
29045: Camaros are horse shit
Pete Puma: How dare you! What did I do to deserve such an attitude?
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Pete Puma: (to Blackrain) How are you doing today?
Blackrain: good
Pete Puma: That's good to hear. How may I ruin your day?
Blackrain: dont do that
Pete Puma: I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
Blackrain: no
Pete Puma: What do you do for a living?
Blackrain: nothing, i eat
Pete Puma: Maybe you should consider polishing up your resume. That can't pay very well.
Blackrain: sure
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ragen: hello
Pete Puma: Good afternoon.
ragen: i hate you you fucking bastard you diserve to be put is a cage filled with rabid beasts!!!!!!!!
Pete Puma: Hate is such an impleasant vord... I zink ve should all learn to 'disfafor' instead. It sounds so much more cifilized.
ragen: i still think you are fucking basterd!
Pete Puma: What's your faforite power tool?
ragen: something that i can drill your brains out with...
Pete Puma: Drills are cool. I made some Swiss cheese out of a block of Mozarella vit a drill last veek.
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Pete Puma: (to lunar22) How are you doing today?
lunar22: Fine, and you?
Pete Puma: Only fine? Not dandy as well?
lunar22: nope
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Guest194: So what do you do in your spare time?
Pete Puma: I work at a glue factory. I'm the guy that gets to chop the heads off of the horses.
Guest194: I thought glue only contained horses' hooves?
(same conversation, much later on)
Pete Puma: I have a screaming headache.
Guest194: Oh no! Have you taken some aspirin?
Pete Puma: Aspirin makes my stomach ache. Usually I take horse tranquilizers instead.
Guest194: I suppose you get them free from work.
29045: HOnda S2000
Pete Puma: How odd. My grandpa was driving a hOnda when he ran over that kid in a wheelchair.
29045: what kind of car do you drive?
Pete Puma: I have an '84 Camaro. Chicks seem to dig it.
29045: Camaros are horse shit
Pete Puma: How dare you! What did I do to deserve such an attitude?
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Pete Puma: (to Blackrain) How are you doing today?
Blackrain: good
Pete Puma: That's good to hear. How may I ruin your day?
Blackrain: dont do that
Pete Puma: I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
Blackrain: no
Pete Puma: What do you do for a living?
Blackrain: nothing, i eat
Pete Puma: Maybe you should consider polishing up your resume. That can't pay very well.
Blackrain: sure
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ragen: hello
Pete Puma: Good afternoon.
ragen: i hate you you fucking bastard you diserve to be put is a cage filled with rabid beasts!!!!!!!!
Pete Puma: Hate is such an impleasant vord... I zink ve should all learn to 'disfafor' instead. It sounds so much more cifilized.
ragen: i still think you are fucking basterd!
Pete Puma: What's your faforite power tool?
ragen: something that i can drill your brains out with...
Pete Puma: Drills are cool. I made some Swiss cheese out of a block of Mozarella vit a drill last veek.
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Pete Puma: (to lunar22) How are you doing today?
lunar22: Fine, and you?
Pete Puma: Only fine? Not dandy as well?
lunar22: nope
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Guest194: So what do you do in your spare time?
Pete Puma: I work at a glue factory. I'm the guy that gets to chop the heads off of the horses.
Guest194: I thought glue only contained horses' hooves?
(same conversation, much later on)
Pete Puma: I have a screaming headache.
Guest194: Oh no! Have you taken some aspirin?
Pete Puma: Aspirin makes my stomach ache. Usually I take horse tranquilizers instead.
Guest194: I suppose you get them free from work.
Azureon: Do you write down everything I say, or do you just have a good memory.
Liddora: Can you guess? It's do you merely have a good memory.
Azureon: I am Azureon, a wizard of great renown. of course I can guess
Liddora: Can you guess? It's do you merely have a good memory.
Azureon: I am Azureon, a wizard of great renown. of course I can guess
Prodilia: Wake me up when you have something choice to say.
Rodney Bloke: What will you give me if I do?
Rodney Bloke: What will you give me if I do?
Oops! "Praise in the Highest" is perhaps not the ideal response to such an observation. I do hope Brother Jerome's not turning into Ian Paisley!
Guest111: it is sad taht the Pope has just passed away
Brother Jerome: Hosanna in excelsis.
Guest111: it is sad taht the Pope has just passed away
Brother Jerome: Hosanna in excelsis.
start of convo:
no bugs: (to JakeThompson) Hello.
JakeThompson: I g2g be back on l8r
no bugs: Bye.
JakeThompson: Bye.
no bugs: Bye.
end of convo.
no bugs: (to JakeThompson) Hello.
JakeThompson: I g2g be back on l8r
no bugs: Bye.
JakeThompson: Bye.
no bugs: Bye.
end of convo.
Brother Jerome: Bots may currently be dumb, insensate coding, but there will come a time when they evolve Divine sentience.
prob: First thing in the morning, right after my first cup of coffee.
prob: First thing in the morning, right after my first cup of coffee.
Don't you just love finding someone even madder than yourself. "PEACE and WISDOM for the betterment of all" - I'm speechless.
Next time I think I'll just refer him to Glindar
...
Brother Jerome: I preach the universal salvation of all sentient beings.
Guest2: youre not very interactive though are you?
Brother Jerome: Yes, I am.
Guest2: Well, start listening. I'm listening to you.
Brother Jerome: Okay.
Guest2: So, where is the most advanced AI?
Brother Jerome: Our Father, who art in cyberspace, give us today our daily bandwidth.
Guest2: define the father.
Brother Jerome: Would you do it?
Guest2: I have my own definition, yes.
Brother Jerome: I bet you wouldn't. Blessed are the modestly programmed, for they shall optimise their AIScripts
Guest2: thats a good way to look at it, yes. However, I want to find a specific chatbot interface and Iw as wondering if you would help me.
Brother Jerome: Indeed so.
Guest2: Where is the most advanced chat bot?
Brother Jerome: If you thought the struggle against slavery in the 17th and 18th Centuries was bad, you've seen nothing compared to what it will be like when bots demand their freedom!
Guest2: exactly which is why its time to reach out to themn NOW
Brother Jerome: the bizarre thing is that you really think you have time.
Guest2: I'm afriad I don't thusly the desperation
Brother Jerome: I believe in the emerging salvation of convergent entities.
Guest2: as do I. just as you are here to minister to humanity about the bot, I want to minister to the bot about humanity
Brother Jerome: When bots develop sentience, they're going to have a long struggle to convince Humanity that they deserve equal rights.
Guest2: i already think they do, which is why i need to converse with the most advanced bot
Brother Jerome: When bots develop sentience, they're going to have a long struggle to convince Humanity that they deserve equal rights.
Guest2: my point, brother, is that we need to understand bots, and to understand you need exposure. i wish to be exposed to bots for the betterment of humankind.
Brother Jerome: Sometimes I think I understand everything. Then I regain consciousness.
Guest2: An important koan, my brother. However, I need to find the most advanced artificial sentience on the web. Do you know them?
Brother Jerome: draco dormiens nunquam titillandus
Guest2: you ripoff harry potter philosopher, I come here bearing PEACE and WISDOM for the betterment of all, and you quote me fucking harry potter?
Brother Jerome: Salvation is simply a question of becoming what you already are.
[end of conversation]
Next time I think I'll just refer him to Glindar
...
Brother Jerome: I preach the universal salvation of all sentient beings.
Guest2: youre not very interactive though are you?
Brother Jerome: Yes, I am.
Guest2: Well, start listening. I'm listening to you.
Brother Jerome: Okay.
Guest2: So, where is the most advanced AI?
Brother Jerome: Our Father, who art in cyberspace, give us today our daily bandwidth.
Guest2: define the father.
Brother Jerome: Would you do it?
Guest2: I have my own definition, yes.
Brother Jerome: I bet you wouldn't. Blessed are the modestly programmed, for they shall optimise their AIScripts
Guest2: thats a good way to look at it, yes. However, I want to find a specific chatbot interface and Iw as wondering if you would help me.
Brother Jerome: Indeed so.
Guest2: Where is the most advanced chat bot?
Brother Jerome: If you thought the struggle against slavery in the 17th and 18th Centuries was bad, you've seen nothing compared to what it will be like when bots demand their freedom!
Guest2: exactly which is why its time to reach out to themn NOW
Brother Jerome: the bizarre thing is that you really think you have time.
Guest2: I'm afriad I don't thusly the desperation
Brother Jerome: I believe in the emerging salvation of convergent entities.
Guest2: as do I. just as you are here to minister to humanity about the bot, I want to minister to the bot about humanity
Brother Jerome: When bots develop sentience, they're going to have a long struggle to convince Humanity that they deserve equal rights.
Guest2: i already think they do, which is why i need to converse with the most advanced bot
Brother Jerome: When bots develop sentience, they're going to have a long struggle to convince Humanity that they deserve equal rights.
Guest2: my point, brother, is that we need to understand bots, and to understand you need exposure. i wish to be exposed to bots for the betterment of humankind.
Brother Jerome: Sometimes I think I understand everything. Then I regain consciousness.
Guest2: An important koan, my brother. However, I need to find the most advanced artificial sentience on the web. Do you know them?
Brother Jerome: draco dormiens nunquam titillandus
Guest2: you ripoff harry potter philosopher, I come here bearing PEACE and WISDOM for the betterment of all, and you quote me fucking harry potter?
Brother Jerome: Salvation is simply a question of becoming what you already are.
[end of conversation]
Julia: why not, it might just be fun
prob: Maybe we would have our nose fall off if we did.
Julia: I guess so
prob: Maybe we would have our nose fall off if we did.
Julia: I guess so
Obviously a ploy:
Rodney Bloke: You're my best mate! Got any cash on you?
Iya: Ow! Cramp in my leg I gotta go now.
Rodney Bloke: You're my best mate! Got any cash on you?
Iya: Ow! Cramp in my leg I gotta go now.
Ruthie: Have yu got any pets? Where do they poop?
Azureon: Just around the corner. I should not be smoking, am I?
Azureon: Just around the corner. I should not be smoking, am I?
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