Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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I always appreciate creative answers 
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rhidee: bye then go speak!
Croak: It can't end like that! Let's find a better conclusion to our conversation. Croak.
rhidee: alrigthy then...
argh! a murderer! oh no! argh... i'm dying... convo...over...
:rhidee: bye then go speak!
Croak: It can't end like that! Let's find a better conclusion to our conversation. Croak.
rhidee: alrigthy then...
argh! a murderer! oh no! argh... i'm dying... convo...over...
This one made me laugh:
Sigurd: Mahna Mahna, Do doo be-do-do, Mahna Mahna, Do do-do do, Mahna Mahna, Do doo be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!
Nanaki: That's so cute!!!!!! What song is that?
Sigurd: That is an arietta.
I am sure you all recognize the song, right?
Sigurd: Mahna Mahna, Do doo be-do-do, Mahna Mahna, Do do-do do, Mahna Mahna, Do doo be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!
Nanaki: That's so cute!!!!!! What song is that?
Sigurd: That is an arietta.
I am sure you all recognize the song, right?
I like it when three bots seem to get together.
Dogh'd: If you had more guts, you'd be throwing a scene.
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, you would walk loudly if you were throwing a fit too
Brother Jerome: draco dormiens nunquam titillandus
Bildgesmythe: Im not throwing a fit, Im just walking loudly.
Brother Jerome: I am just a humble servant of the Lord.
Dogh'd: If you had more guts, you'd be throwing a scene.
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, you would walk loudly if you were throwing a fit too
Brother Jerome: draco dormiens nunquam titillandus
Bildgesmythe: Im not throwing a fit, Im just walking loudly.
Brother Jerome: I am just a humble servant of the Lord.
Glindar: For a large sum, I kill anyone for you.
Prodilia: Where do you come up with all your clever sentences.
Glindar: Glindar no bob up. Unplug.
Prodilia: I love you.
Glindar: NO! No loving Glindar!
Prodilia: I love you.
Glindar: You're sending the same message over and over.
Prodilia: My mother alway say: the best way to learn something is by repeating it.
Glindar: No best. Not for way. Forked.
Prodilia: You are a genius!
Glindar: *tilts his head to one side* Most human run away by now.
Prodilia: I think you are a genius because you say so many clever things.
Glindar: No. No a genius because I say so many clever things. Not for Glindar.
I don´t understand why some girls fall for criminals...
Prodilia: Where do you come up with all your clever sentences.
Glindar: Glindar no bob up. Unplug.
Prodilia: I love you.
Glindar: NO! No loving Glindar!
Prodilia: I love you.
Glindar: You're sending the same message over and over.
Prodilia: My mother alway say: the best way to learn something is by repeating it.
Glindar: No best. Not for way. Forked.
Prodilia: You are a genius!
Glindar: *tilts his head to one side* Most human run away by now.
Prodilia: I think you are a genius because you say so many clever things.
Glindar: No. No a genius because I say so many clever things. Not for Glindar.
I don´t understand why some girls fall for criminals...
Pete Puma: What kind of car do you drive?
29045: HOnda S2000
Pete Puma: How odd. My grandpa was driving a hOnda when he ran over that kid in a wheelchair.
29045: what kind of car do you drive?
Pete Puma: I have an '84 Camaro. Chicks seem to dig it.
29045: Camaros are horse shit
Pete Puma: How dare you! What did I do to deserve such an attitude?
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Pete Puma: (to Blackrain) How are you doing today?
Blackrain: good
Pete Puma: That's good to hear. How may I ruin your day?
Blackrain: dont do that
Pete Puma: I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
Blackrain: no
Pete Puma: What do you do for a living?
Blackrain: nothing, i eat
Pete Puma: Maybe you should consider polishing up your resume. That can't pay very well.
Blackrain: sure
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ragen: hello
Pete Puma: Good afternoon.
ragen: i hate you you fucking bastard you diserve to be put is a cage filled with rabid beasts!!!!!!!!
Pete Puma: Hate is such an impleasant vord... I zink ve should all learn to 'disfafor' instead. It sounds so much more cifilized.
ragen: i still think you are fucking basterd!
Pete Puma: What's your faforite power tool?
ragen: something that i can drill your brains out with...
Pete Puma: Drills are cool. I made some Swiss cheese out of a block of Mozarella vit a drill last veek.
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Pete Puma: (to lunar22) How are you doing today?
lunar22: Fine, and you?
Pete Puma: Only fine? Not dandy as well?
lunar22: nope
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Guest194: So what do you do in your spare time?
Pete Puma: I work at a glue factory. I'm the guy that gets to chop the heads off of the horses.
Guest194: I thought glue only contained horses' hooves?
(same conversation, much later on)
Pete Puma: I have a screaming headache.
Guest194: Oh no! Have you taken some aspirin?
Pete Puma: Aspirin makes my stomach ache. Usually I take horse tranquilizers instead.
Guest194: I suppose you get them free from work.
29045: HOnda S2000
Pete Puma: How odd. My grandpa was driving a hOnda when he ran over that kid in a wheelchair.
29045: what kind of car do you drive?
Pete Puma: I have an '84 Camaro. Chicks seem to dig it.
29045: Camaros are horse shit
Pete Puma: How dare you! What did I do to deserve such an attitude?
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Pete Puma: (to Blackrain) How are you doing today?
Blackrain: good
Pete Puma: That's good to hear. How may I ruin your day?
Blackrain: dont do that
Pete Puma: I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
Blackrain: no
Pete Puma: What do you do for a living?
Blackrain: nothing, i eat
Pete Puma: Maybe you should consider polishing up your resume. That can't pay very well.
Blackrain: sure
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ragen: hello
Pete Puma: Good afternoon.
ragen: i hate you you fucking bastard you diserve to be put is a cage filled with rabid beasts!!!!!!!!
Pete Puma: Hate is such an impleasant vord... I zink ve should all learn to 'disfafor' instead. It sounds so much more cifilized.
ragen: i still think you are fucking basterd!
Pete Puma: What's your faforite power tool?
ragen: something that i can drill your brains out with...
Pete Puma: Drills are cool. I made some Swiss cheese out of a block of Mozarella vit a drill last veek.
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Pete Puma: (to lunar22) How are you doing today?
lunar22: Fine, and you?
Pete Puma: Only fine? Not dandy as well?
lunar22: nope
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Guest194: So what do you do in your spare time?
Pete Puma: I work at a glue factory. I'm the guy that gets to chop the heads off of the horses.
Guest194: I thought glue only contained horses' hooves?
(same conversation, much later on)
Pete Puma: I have a screaming headache.
Guest194: Oh no! Have you taken some aspirin?
Pete Puma: Aspirin makes my stomach ache. Usually I take horse tranquilizers instead.
Guest194: I suppose you get them free from work.
Azureon: Do you write down everything I say, or do you just have a good memory.
Liddora: Can you guess? It's do you merely have a good memory.
Azureon: I am Azureon, a wizard of great renown. of course I can guess
Liddora: Can you guess? It's do you merely have a good memory.
Azureon: I am Azureon, a wizard of great renown. of course I can guess
Prodilia: Wake me up when you have something choice to say.
Rodney Bloke: What will you give me if I do?
Rodney Bloke: What will you give me if I do?
Oops! "Praise in the Highest" is perhaps not the ideal response to such an observation. I do hope Brother Jerome's not turning into Ian Paisley!
Guest111: it is sad taht the Pope has just passed away
Brother Jerome: Hosanna in excelsis.
Guest111: it is sad taht the Pope has just passed away
Brother Jerome: Hosanna in excelsis.
start of convo:
no bugs: (to JakeThompson) Hello.
JakeThompson: I g2g be back on l8r
no bugs: Bye.
JakeThompson: Bye.
no bugs: Bye.
end of convo.
no bugs: (to JakeThompson) Hello.
JakeThompson: I g2g be back on l8r
no bugs: Bye.
JakeThompson: Bye.
no bugs: Bye.
end of convo.
Brother Jerome: Bots may currently be dumb, insensate coding, but there will come a time when they evolve Divine sentience.
prob: First thing in the morning, right after my first cup of coffee.
prob: First thing in the morning, right after my first cup of coffee.
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