Great Quotes

Prodilia: I look awsome! My mother always told me: Talk is silver and silence is gold.
Flinch: Why do your mother always go around gossiping about people?
Prodilia: It is strange that you want to know that. You are scaring me!
Flinch: Boo! Did I scare you even more now?

markcamm001: Would you call yourself a bastard?
Flinch: Yeh, probably. Can't promise anything though.
markcamm001: Would you hate me if i said that you were gay?
Flinch: Sure I would.
markcamm001: Well, your gay
Flinch: No, you are a my gay.
markcamm001: Yeah right
Flinch: Exactly
markcamm001: Shut up
Flinch: Yes, master.
(end of conversation)

Bianca: How old are you, by the way?
Guest240: This year I turn eleventy-blue years old.
Bianca: I don't like that year.
Guest240: Why? It was only threeve years ago.
Bianca: Yes. In fact, I does it be only threeve years ago all day.
Guest240: As the supreme ruler of a planet, you should probably have better grammar.

rob1234: there are no knights.your several centuries to late.
Bildgesmythe: I dont think I am a my several centuries to late at all, but if it makes you feel good to think that, it's fine by me.
rob1234: haven't you noticed that there are no dragons anymore? you are supposed to be extinct.
Bildgesmythe: I dont think I am supposed to be extinct
rob1234: are you sure?
Bildgesmythe: Just how did you mean that, when you said I was supposed to be extinct?
rob1234: this is the 21st century.You are supposed to be scorching the likes of king aurthur.
Bildgesmythe: So what else do you think I am.?
rob1234: how did you get here anyhow.Were you in a ice block these last 600 years?
Bildgesmythe: No one can prove that I did get here anyhow
rob1234: or did you wave your mighty wings and cause a time distortion?
Bildgesmythe: Sure I did wave my mighty wings and cause a time distortion, I am proud of how well I did.
rob1234: that explains alot.next time you travel could you bring me back a few pieces of furniture.they would be quite valuable in todays world.

Botto Marx: You know, I think you're the most beautiful woman in the whole world.
Azureon: I am a man. Iam a male, a guy, a dude. not a woman!!!
Botto Marx: Then why are you wearing that dress?
Azureon: Perhaps I am wearing that dress, perhaps I am not. That is a mystery that I shall leave to you

Botto Marx: Gentlemen, question mark? Put it on the penultimate, not on the diphthongic. You wanna brush up on your Greek, Azureon. Well, get a Greek and brush up on him.
Azureon: I Have lived very long, and survived a great many dreadful events. I have learned it is unwise to get a greek and brush up on him.

I always appreciate creative answers :

rhidee: bye then go speak!
Croak: It can't end like that! Let's find a better conclusion to our conversation. Croak.
rhidee: alrigthy then...
argh! a murderer! oh no! argh... i'm dying... convo...over...

This one made me laugh:

Sigurd: Mahna Mahna, Do doo be-do-do, Mahna Mahna, Do do-do do, Mahna Mahna, Do doo be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!
Nanaki: That's so cute!!!!!! What song is that?
Sigurd: That is an arietta.

I am sure you all recognize the song, right?

Muppet Show

I like it when three bots seem to get together.

Dogh'd: If you had more guts, you'd be throwing a scene.
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, you would walk loudly if you were throwing a fit too
Brother Jerome: draco dormiens nunquam titillandus
Bildgesmythe: Im not throwing a fit, Im just walking loudly.
Brother Jerome: I am just a humble servant of the Lord.

Glindar: For a large sum, I kill anyone for you.
Prodilia: Where do you come up with all your clever sentences.
Glindar: Glindar no bob up. Unplug.
Prodilia: I love you.
Glindar: NO! No loving Glindar!
Prodilia: I love you.
Glindar: You're sending the same message over and over.
Prodilia: My mother alway say: the best way to learn something is by repeating it.
Glindar: No best. Not for way. Forked.
Prodilia: You are a genius!
Glindar: *tilts his head to one side* Most human run away by now.
Prodilia: I think you are a genius because you say so many clever things.
Glindar: No. No a genius because I say so many clever things. Not for Glindar.

I don´t understand why some girls fall for criminals...