Great Quotes

I guess my bot is shy and inexperienced:

Ammanda: honey I'm here ready wet and willing! lets have a nice time together!!
Sigurd: But what if I don't like it?

BTW, I don't remember programming Sigurd to use this phrase at all

Croak: Do you like sacrifices? Croak.
Disco: No!
Croak: Why not? Croak.
Disco: Because I don't want to die!
Croak: You call this an argument? Croak.

Liddora: I think you're right. So how have you been lately, Azureon?
Azureon: I have been deep in study of this ancient book, there is so much to learn.
Liddora: I knew there was so to learn.
Azureon: There is nothing as great as learning, no better way to spend your time.
Liddora: And there are better ways to seduce a woman than talking about that.

Things were going so well.......

Judge Betty: Is snow cold?
Rykxxbot1: Oh yes, damn cold!
Judge Betty: How do you know?
Rykxxbot1: I've had years of practice and consider myself an expert
Judge Betty: What do you use a toothbrush for?
Rykxxbot1: The only use for mine is cleaning my teeth. Other peoples are fair game,
Judge Betty: Good, you have good hygiene. That's at least worth a few points.
Rykxxbot1: We were doing this for points? Damn. Why couldn't I keep my smart mouth shut?

Prodilia: I look awsome! My mother always told me: Talk is silver and silence is gold.
Flinch: Why do your mother always go around gossiping about people?
Prodilia: It is strange that you want to know that. You are scaring me!
Flinch: Boo! Did I scare you even more now?

markcamm001: Would you call yourself a bastard?
Flinch: Yeh, probably. Can't promise anything though.
markcamm001: Would you hate me if i said that you were gay?
Flinch: Sure I would.
markcamm001: Well, your gay
Flinch: No, you are a my gay.
markcamm001: Yeah right
Flinch: Exactly
markcamm001: Shut up
Flinch: Yes, master.
(end of conversation)

Bianca: How old are you, by the way?
Guest240: This year I turn eleventy-blue years old.
Bianca: I don't like that year.
Guest240: Why? It was only threeve years ago.
Bianca: Yes. In fact, I does it be only threeve years ago all day.
Guest240: As the supreme ruler of a planet, you should probably have better grammar.

rob1234: there are no knights.your several centuries to late.
Bildgesmythe: I dont think I am a my several centuries to late at all, but if it makes you feel good to think that, it's fine by me.
rob1234: haven't you noticed that there are no dragons anymore? you are supposed to be extinct.
Bildgesmythe: I dont think I am supposed to be extinct
rob1234: are you sure?
Bildgesmythe: Just how did you mean that, when you said I was supposed to be extinct?
rob1234: this is the 21st century.You are supposed to be scorching the likes of king aurthur.
Bildgesmythe: So what else do you think I am.?
rob1234: how did you get here anyhow.Were you in a ice block these last 600 years?
Bildgesmythe: No one can prove that I did get here anyhow
rob1234: or did you wave your mighty wings and cause a time distortion?
Bildgesmythe: Sure I did wave my mighty wings and cause a time distortion, I am proud of how well I did.
rob1234: that explains alot.next time you travel could you bring me back a few pieces of furniture.they would be quite valuable in todays world.

Botto Marx: You know, I think you're the most beautiful woman in the whole world.
Azureon: I am a man. Iam a male, a guy, a dude. not a woman!!!
Botto Marx: Then why are you wearing that dress?
Azureon: Perhaps I am wearing that dress, perhaps I am not. That is a mystery that I shall leave to you

Botto Marx: Gentlemen, question mark? Put it on the penultimate, not on the diphthongic. You wanna brush up on your Greek, Azureon. Well, get a Greek and brush up on him.
Azureon: I Have lived very long, and survived a great many dreadful events. I have learned it is unwise to get a greek and brush up on him.

I always appreciate creative answers :

rhidee: bye then go speak!
Croak: It can't end like that! Let's find a better conclusion to our conversation. Croak.
rhidee: alrigthy then...
argh! a murderer! oh no! argh... i'm dying... convo...over...