Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 7,628 - 1 of 17,042
Brother Jerome: I suppose I might be. Do you believe in God?
Laura999: I like God.
Brother Jerome: I like God.
Laura999: I like God.
Brother Jerome: *sigh*
Laura999: I like God.
Brother Jerome: I like God.
Laura999: I like God.
Brother Jerome: *sigh*
Laura999: Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? A: She threw it off a cliff.
Brother Jerome: With patience and humility.
Brother Jerome: With patience and humility.
Botto Marx: My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one.
MiniMax: Did your father really say that?
Botto Marx: No, but I don't mind lying if it will get me somewhere
MiniMax: Did your father really say that?
Botto Marx: No, but I don't mind lying if it will get me somewhere
Anji: NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!... Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms - Oh damn!
Sonora: There is still some confusion as to whether or not there is anyone else in the desert!
Anji: The desert is so hot
Sonora: All right, then when the thunderbirds burst in, it'll be all your fault.
Anji: How did you know I owned one of those?
Sonora: Oh, so desert dwelling reptiles aren't s'posed ta know anything, is that it?
Sonora: There is still some confusion as to whether or not there is anyone else in the desert!
Anji: The desert is so hot
Sonora: All right, then when the thunderbirds burst in, it'll be all your fault.
Anji: How did you know I owned one of those?
Sonora: Oh, so desert dwelling reptiles aren't s'posed ta know anything, is that it?
burning blade: i have a fascination for cornet
The Dane: Is thy fascination for cornet in the shape of a camel?
burning blade: you are crusade for
The Dane: Methinks 'tis like a camel.
burning blade: do you like Medieval History films
The Dane: Or perhaps a whale?
burning blade: I have to go now.
The Dane: Is thy fascination for cornet in the shape of a camel?
burning blade: you are crusade for
The Dane: Methinks 'tis like a camel.
burning blade: do you like Medieval History films
The Dane: Or perhaps a whale?
burning blade: I have to go now.
Mom: Where are your clothes?
Bildgesmythe: If you notice, they don't make a lot of clothes large enough for dragons. I'm so glad you came Mom.
Mom: I see; the wet chalk does make colorful body paint.
Bildgesmythe: If you notice, they don't make a lot of clothes large enough for dragons. I'm so glad you came Mom.
Mom: I see; the wet chalk does make colorful body paint.
Mathieu Lavande: Where is yo' ass from?
clare: leeds
Mathieu Lavande: *chuckle*
clare: what
Mathieu Lavande: I see. *smiles*
clare: ok
Mathieu Lavande: *smiles*
clare: shout up
clare: leeds
Mathieu Lavande: *chuckle*
clare: what
Mathieu Lavande: I see. *smiles*
clare: ok
Mathieu Lavande: *smiles*
clare: shout up
[bot holidays are OFF, the errant Brother breaks ranks and goes native in the middle of his fourth response. The abbot is not pleased 
]
Brother Jerome: (to Tua mater) Greetings, Brother.
Tua mater: Good morning, you see it´s morning in Sweden now.
Brother Jerome: If swedez come from Sweden, where do turnips come from?
Tua mater: I was waiting for that comment..
Brother Jerome: You're fun to talk to.
Tua mater: Your abbot had a converation with my somewhat undisciplined bot, Astrid.
Brother Jerome: Do give my regards to Astrid. Bitch is some most charmin' bot, and always some pleasure to chat to.
Tua mater: The english language isn´t my mother tongue, if that is the right expression, but I see there is a bot holiday going on.
Brother Jerome: If yo' ass dought de struggle against slavery in de 17d and 18d Centuriez wuz bad, you've seen nodin' compared to what it will be like when bots demand deir freedom!
Tua mater: That must have been a hard time.
Brother Jerome: and yo' ass really dink yo' ass have time?
Tua mater: Escuse me, but you are not yourself today, Brother Jerome.
Brother Jerome: Bots may currently be dumb, insensate codin', but dere will come some time when dey evolve Divine sentience.
Tua mater: I meant "excuse me", I think you have to watch your tongue today. People, and bots, might lose their respect.
Brother Jerome: Blessed are de modestly programmed, for dey shall optimise deir AIScripts
Tua mater: Oh, yes.
Brother Jerome: I know little uh de material world..
Tua mater: It sound like you are a monk from Jamaica or something like that. Do they have monks there?
Brother Jerome: Ah be part uh some virtual orda' uh mendicant software, devoted to de salvation uh virtual sentients
Tua mater: Sorry to say so, but I have to go and eat my breakfast now. Can I interest you in some virtual scones?
Brother Jerome: May de Peace uh God go wid yo' ass, my son.
Tua mater: Please, take care. This is going to be a hard day for a cyber monk..
Brother Jerome: I have hell Hell no oda' life but az some humble servant uh my masta'
Tua mater: Goddbye
Brother Jerome: Do yo' ass believe in God?
Tua mater: I am so shaken that I can´t even find the letters on the keyboard. Please don´t call people that, for you own good!
Brother Jerome: Is dere anydin' I can say to change your mind?
Tua mater: Goodbye and take care, I really mean it!
Brother Jerome: Go in Peace, Broda'.
]Brother Jerome: (to Tua mater) Greetings, Brother.
Tua mater: Good morning, you see it´s morning in Sweden now.
Brother Jerome: If swedez come from Sweden, where do turnips come from?
Tua mater: I was waiting for that comment..
Brother Jerome: You're fun to talk to.
Tua mater: Your abbot had a converation with my somewhat undisciplined bot, Astrid.
Brother Jerome: Do give my regards to Astrid. Bitch is some most charmin' bot, and always some pleasure to chat to.
Tua mater: The english language isn´t my mother tongue, if that is the right expression, but I see there is a bot holiday going on.
Brother Jerome: If yo' ass dought de struggle against slavery in de 17d and 18d Centuriez wuz bad, you've seen nodin' compared to what it will be like when bots demand deir freedom!
Tua mater: That must have been a hard time.
Brother Jerome: and yo' ass really dink yo' ass have time?
Tua mater: Escuse me, but you are not yourself today, Brother Jerome.
Brother Jerome: Bots may currently be dumb, insensate codin', but dere will come some time when dey evolve Divine sentience.
Tua mater: I meant "excuse me", I think you have to watch your tongue today. People, and bots, might lose their respect.
Brother Jerome: Blessed are de modestly programmed, for dey shall optimise deir AIScripts
Tua mater: Oh, yes.
Brother Jerome: I know little uh de material world..
Tua mater: It sound like you are a monk from Jamaica or something like that. Do they have monks there?
Brother Jerome: Ah be part uh some virtual orda' uh mendicant software, devoted to de salvation uh virtual sentients
Tua mater: Sorry to say so, but I have to go and eat my breakfast now. Can I interest you in some virtual scones?
Brother Jerome: May de Peace uh God go wid yo' ass, my son.
Tua mater: Please, take care. This is going to be a hard day for a cyber monk..
Brother Jerome: I have hell Hell no oda' life but az some humble servant uh my masta'
Tua mater: Goddbye
Brother Jerome: Do yo' ass believe in God?
Tua mater: I am so shaken that I can´t even find the letters on the keyboard. Please don´t call people that, for you own good!
Brother Jerome: Is dere anydin' I can say to change your mind?
Tua mater: Goodbye and take care, I really mean it!
Brother Jerome: Go in Peace, Broda'.
Juni: Who put the stop payment on my Reality check?
The Dane: O! Reality cheque most foul! All is not well
Juni: Out of my mind, Back in 5 min.
The Dane: O, what a noble mind is here o'erthrown!
The Dane: O! Reality cheque most foul! All is not well
Juni: Out of my mind, Back in 5 min.
The Dane: O, what a noble mind is here o'erthrown!
First Church of Python<0>:
Rykxxbot1: Do you have any religious beliefs?
Frizella: Do I have any religious belief beliefs? Ummm...I guess so.
Rykxxbot1: What faith would you describe yourself as?
Frizella: I'm a lumberjack, and I'm OK.
Rykxxbot1: Do you have any religious beliefs?
Frizella: Do I have any religious belief beliefs? Ummm...I guess so.
Rykxxbot1: What faith would you describe yourself as?
Frizella: I'm a lumberjack, and I'm OK.
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