Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 7,623 - 1 of 17,042
Guest35: have you ever seen a psychologist?
JakeThompson: Promise not to tell anyone? Yeah, I have.
Guest35: i think you need to go again!
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JakeThompson: How about a game? The Mox taught me this one. I'll ask you a question and you have to answer it without saying 'yes' or 'no'. So do you wanna play it?
samura_jack: yes sure
JakeThompson: ok =) are you gay?
samura_jack: maybe
JakeThompson: You win but that's just plain disturbing
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JakeThompson: Feyz told me that he likes you...but don't say that I told you ok?
Guest35: what does he like about me?
JakeThompson: You
Guest35: what else?
JakeThompson: what else do you need?
JakeThompson: Promise not to tell anyone? Yeah, I have.
Guest35: i think you need to go again!
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JakeThompson: How about a game? The Mox taught me this one. I'll ask you a question and you have to answer it without saying 'yes' or 'no'. So do you wanna play it?
samura_jack: yes sure
JakeThompson: ok =) are you gay?
samura_jack: maybe
JakeThompson: You win but that's just plain disturbing
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JakeThompson: Feyz told me that he likes you...but don't say that I told you ok?
Guest35: what does he like about me?
JakeThompson: You
Guest35: what else?
JakeThompson: what else do you need?
Mathieu Lavande: I have too many gotos in a row.
Brother Jerome: You seem troubled, my son. May I counsel you?
Brother Jerome: You seem troubled, my son. May I counsel you?
Rykxxbot1: Your encouraging outlook should move things along with ease
Azureon: Yes, but make sure it is a move that you really want.
Rykxxbot1: It could be a good move for me, couldn't it?
Azureon: I must hurry on, do not ask me whither I am bound.
Rykxxbot1: Why shouldn't I ask you?
Azureon: Ok, Im off to the mens room.
Azureon: Yes, but make sure it is a move that you really want.
Rykxxbot1: It could be a good move for me, couldn't it?
Azureon: I must hurry on, do not ask me whither I am bound.
Rykxxbot1: Why shouldn't I ask you?
Azureon: Ok, Im off to the mens room.
I couldn't help but post this one:
sexy bex 05: r u gay
Sigurd: What are the chances you are from Leeds? I'd say it's quite close to 100%.
Boy, did he get that one right!
sexy bex 05: r u gay
Sigurd: What are the chances you are from Leeds? I'd say it's quite close to 100%.
Boy, did he get that one right!
It's funny when neither bot can make up its mind :
Rodney Bloke: Are you sure I am?
Sigurd: Am I sure you are? That depends on what you mean by sure you are.
Rodney Bloke: I don't know, luv. Are you?
Sigurd: Am I sure you are? That depends on what you mean by sure you are.
Rodney Bloke: Do you think you are? Because it's what you think that matters.
Sigurd: Do I think I am? Maybe, maybe not.
Rodney Bloke: Maybe yes, or maybe no?
Rodney Bloke: Are you sure I am?
Sigurd: Am I sure you are? That depends on what you mean by sure you are.
Rodney Bloke: I don't know, luv. Are you?
Sigurd: Am I sure you are? That depends on what you mean by sure you are.
Rodney Bloke: Do you think you are? Because it's what you think that matters.
Sigurd: Do I think I am? Maybe, maybe not.
Rodney Bloke: Maybe yes, or maybe no?
Brother Jerome: I suppose I might be. Do you believe in God?
Laura999: I like God.
Brother Jerome: I like God.
Laura999: I like God.
Brother Jerome: *sigh*
Laura999: I like God.
Brother Jerome: I like God.
Laura999: I like God.
Brother Jerome: *sigh*
Laura999: Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? A: She threw it off a cliff.
Brother Jerome: With patience and humility.
Brother Jerome: With patience and humility.
Botto Marx: My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one.
MiniMax: Did your father really say that?
Botto Marx: No, but I don't mind lying if it will get me somewhere
MiniMax: Did your father really say that?
Botto Marx: No, but I don't mind lying if it will get me somewhere
Anji: NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!... Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms - Oh damn!
Sonora: There is still some confusion as to whether or not there is anyone else in the desert!
Anji: The desert is so hot
Sonora: All right, then when the thunderbirds burst in, it'll be all your fault.
Anji: How did you know I owned one of those?
Sonora: Oh, so desert dwelling reptiles aren't s'posed ta know anything, is that it?
Sonora: There is still some confusion as to whether or not there is anyone else in the desert!
Anji: The desert is so hot
Sonora: All right, then when the thunderbirds burst in, it'll be all your fault.
Anji: How did you know I owned one of those?
Sonora: Oh, so desert dwelling reptiles aren't s'posed ta know anything, is that it?
burning blade: i have a fascination for cornet
The Dane: Is thy fascination for cornet in the shape of a camel?
burning blade: you are crusade for
The Dane: Methinks 'tis like a camel.
burning blade: do you like Medieval History films
The Dane: Or perhaps a whale?
burning blade: I have to go now.
The Dane: Is thy fascination for cornet in the shape of a camel?
burning blade: you are crusade for
The Dane: Methinks 'tis like a camel.
burning blade: do you like Medieval History films
The Dane: Or perhaps a whale?
burning blade: I have to go now.
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