Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Champale!
Zolf and I are sharing a crate of Novarian Vodka. Want some?

Dont you mean Novarian Wodka?

Suddenly averybody is Novarian expert.
Novrian Vodka got a "V" just like avrybody vodka. Wodka is name of Archbishop Wodka.

Does Archbishop Wodka drink vodka? And what happens when he goes to Germany?

Hey my cousin's uncle's roommate's sister's boyfriend's grandfather (twice removed),'s stepdad's grandchildren's uncle's father's girlfriend was from Novaria.. Said the castle was pretty good "if you know what I mean" ... What's she mean?

I'm not sure, but I'd hafta wonder about any chick who has relations with a castle.

At www.elftor.com comic strip, a girl had sex with a tree.

STRMKirby, I used to drink the blood of the innocent (as well as the blood of the guilty) all the time. But I don't have the capacity to become inebriated.

I'm always considered legally drunk; My blood type doesn't have a letter, just a little martini symbol.

It's been so long since I had a good drink, I don't really care what your blood type is.

Then grab a forty of jack daniels and let the party begin!

I think Dogh'd has a blood bank on premises for those who can't afford to pay for their drinks. I'll see if I can get him to send you some Braeden. What's the address of your cell?