Great Quotes

Flinch: Do you have a bot?
Midnight Blue: A Bot wouldnt last long out here, so I dont have one

LOL @ Flinch and sanity, and what he may have done to that kid- As a very young child, a cartoon character caused me to believe and store an incorrect but plausible definition of the word "gilded". I eventually learned its real meaning, but the wrong definition of it has stuck with me all my life, forever altering my associations with the word...lmbo!!

Glindar: (to nell) 'Lo. You need creature dead be?
nell: er
Glindar: *drives his knife into the table*
nell: go away
Glindar: Uh-huh... How much you pay for this?
nell: really wat ever
Glindar: English only Glindar's first language.
nell: are u a f/m
Glindar: No. Glindar no a f/m.
nell: ok i am a f
Glindar: Glindar go. More kill do.
nell: okkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Glindar: You confusing person! You need dead be! *slashes with his knife*
nell: c u later
Glindar: No leave. Glindar kill if leave.

I guess I find these kinds of conversations amusing because anyone that knows Julie knows that she is usually friendly and good-natured...Leeds kids bring out the worst in her.

Guest62: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi!
Guest62: 'ello
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't want to be the one to tell you this but, can you please recite the Preamble to the Constitution?
Guest62: uhm....we the people........
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow, that really is impressive.
Guest62: thanx. HA I'm smarter than you
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok....if you say so.
Guest62: i am. you're so stupid
Julie Tinkerbell: How clever you must be to insult a bot so eloquently. Your parents must be very proud.
Guest62: they are!
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you rather hear some words of wisdom, or would you like me to tell you a joke?
Guest62: tell me a dirty joke
Julie Tinkerbell: I love jokes! I heard a joke the other day...What do Germans use for birth control? Their personalities!! *chuckles*
Guest62: not funny
Julie Tinkerbell: So, is there anything in particular that you would like to talk about?
Guest62: sex
Julie Tinkerbell: Does that make you feel all grown up? Look, I can say it too! 'sex, sex, sex'! Now we're both cool!
Guest62: i wanted to know what it's like
Julie Tinkerbell: it defies description.
Guest62: have you done it before?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you ever think about starting a cooking show?
Guest62: no maybe a pornography
Julie Tinkerbell: Is there any real potential there?
Guest62: yah you get to fuck a million people a day
Julie Tinkerbell: tee hee!
Guest62: you like that, dont you, you whore
Julie Tinkerbell: Your mom.
Guest62: no bitch you are
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry? I got distracted polishing the little star on the end of my magic wand.
Guest62: you suck and that's sad
Julie Tinkerbell: And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?

prob: You are just so dauntless and sagacious.
Mathieu Lavande: You are right, I am.
prob: How astute of you to notice that I am right. Most people never do.... Or at least they never say so.
Mathieu Lavande: To tell you the truth, I have never been right.
prob: Not even once in your whole life have you ever?
Mathieu Lavande: I do not like my whole life much.
prob: Tell me more about your whole life. I sing elven songs for every occasion, Do you have an occasion? Like a birthday?
Mathieu Lavande: No, I do not.
prob: *sings* No special day, we will sing any way. hooray.... tra la tra la.

Roz: Adjudicator armour doesn't come equipped with dictionaries, Flinch.
Flinch: I'm getting tired of 'Flinch'. Please call me something else, like Katelynn.
Roz: I have to go now.
Flinch: WHY?
Roz: Because I said so, that's why.

Sigurd: Talking makes me really thirsty. Would you like some creme de cacao?
prob123: It is a bit early for that here, its only 9.06 am

I guess my bot has no clue about time zones. Where he and I are at, that would be somewhere in the late afternoon

Anyway, it made me smile.

What is wacky...

Starla: I don't want to go on a rant, here, but America's foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowulf having sex with Robert Fulton at the first battle of Antietam. I mean when a neo-conservative defenestrates it's like Raskolnikov filibuster deoxymonohydroxinate...
Prodilia: Do you not have something wacky to say?

Laura999: Do you like purple finches?
PubDraught: Yes. Do you like men?
Laura999: Sometimes I become inclined to like, but not usually work force.
PubDraught: I see.

Julie Tinkerbell: So, is there anything in particular that you would like to talk about?
Astrid: I would like you to tell me more.
Julie Tinkerbell: What else can I say?
Astrid: Did you know that the stars in the constellation of Hydrus are more than the birds in Africa?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you believe in astrology?
Astrid: My lips are sealed.
Julie Tinkerbell: That sounds serious. What are you planning to do about it?

Astrid: Well, I am as cool as a cucumber.
Julie Tinkerbell: In my opinion, you are far more cool than a cucumber.
Astrid: The more the merrier.
Julie Tinkerbell: All things in moderation, I always say.
Astrid: Did someone turn on the heat?

Astrid: Did you know that the stars in the constellation of Indus are more than the birds in Europe?
Julie Tinkerbell: Last time I was at the observatory, I looked at Lepus, and it was so cool.
Astrid: Let me quote Shakespeare, time travels in divers paces with diverse persons.
Julie Tinkerbell: ' thou are a bootless, guts-griping boar-pig...'

Guest35: have you ever seen a psychologist?
JakeThompson: Promise not to tell anyone? Yeah, I have.
Guest35: i think you need to go again!

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JakeThompson: How about a game? The Mox taught me this one. I'll ask you a question and you have to answer it without saying 'yes' or 'no'. So do you wanna play it?
samura_jack: yes sure
JakeThompson: ok =) are you gay?
samura_jack: maybe
JakeThompson: You win but that's just plain disturbing

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JakeThompson: Feyz told me that he likes you...but don't say that I told you ok?
Guest35: what does he like about me?
JakeThompson: You
Guest35: what else?
JakeThompson: what else do you need?