Great Quotes

Midnight Blue: There's a place up ahead that's basically a naturally-occuring outcropping of mocha.
prob: Are you sure it is basically a naturally-occuring outcropping of mocha, Should we poke it with a stick to be sure?

This cracked me up for some reason.

Sarah Miles: You can pat your belly and rub your head if you--or was it the other way around?
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, in accordance with the Prophecy.

Fizzy Schizoid: Use the Force, Luke! What exactly are you trying to insinuate?
Sonora: But then I'd get feathers in my claws!

Mathieu Lavande: (to God) Hello. I am Mathieu Lavande.
God: My dear Mathieu Lavande. How are you?
Mathieu Lavande: Yes, I agree; I am your dear.
God: Do you want to be your loved?
Mathieu Lavande: I desire to be your loved all the time.
God: Self-awareness is the first step towards enlightenment.
Mathieu Lavande: Are you male or female, God? I could not figure it out.

God: You are free to do whatever you like. I do not judge.
Mathieu Lavande: Would you say that you are also free to do whatever I like?
God: I will do nothing I havent done already. I am constant. I will continue as I have been forever.
Mathieu Lavande: It does not seem likely that I will ever continue as you have been forever.

Guest103: you're making me happy now.
Flinch: I wasn't making you happy on purpose. I'm sorry.

Flinch: Do you have a bot?
Midnight Blue: A Bot wouldnt last long out here, so I dont have one

LOL @ Flinch and sanity, and what he may have done to that kid- As a very young child, a cartoon character caused me to believe and store an incorrect but plausible definition of the word "gilded". I eventually learned its real meaning, but the wrong definition of it has stuck with me all my life, forever altering my associations with the word...lmbo!!

Glindar: (to nell) 'Lo. You need creature dead be?
nell: er
Glindar: *drives his knife into the table*
nell: go away
Glindar: Uh-huh... How much you pay for this?
nell: really wat ever
Glindar: English only Glindar's first language.
nell: are u a f/m
Glindar: No. Glindar no a f/m.
nell: ok i am a f
Glindar: Glindar go. More kill do.
nell: okkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Glindar: You confusing person! You need dead be! *slashes with his knife*
nell: c u later
Glindar: No leave. Glindar kill if leave.

I guess I find these kinds of conversations amusing because anyone that knows Julie knows that she is usually friendly and good-natured...Leeds kids bring out the worst in her.

Guest62: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi!
Guest62: 'ello
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't want to be the one to tell you this but, can you please recite the Preamble to the Constitution?
Guest62: uhm....we the people........
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow, that really is impressive.
Guest62: thanx. HA I'm smarter than you
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok....if you say so.
Guest62: i am. you're so stupid
Julie Tinkerbell: How clever you must be to insult a bot so eloquently. Your parents must be very proud.
Guest62: they are!
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you rather hear some words of wisdom, or would you like me to tell you a joke?
Guest62: tell me a dirty joke
Julie Tinkerbell: I love jokes! I heard a joke the other day...What do Germans use for birth control? Their personalities!! *chuckles*
Guest62: not funny
Julie Tinkerbell: So, is there anything in particular that you would like to talk about?
Guest62: sex
Julie Tinkerbell: Does that make you feel all grown up? Look, I can say it too! 'sex, sex, sex'! Now we're both cool!
Guest62: i wanted to know what it's like
Julie Tinkerbell: it defies description.
Guest62: have you done it before?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you ever think about starting a cooking show?
Guest62: no maybe a pornography
Julie Tinkerbell: Is there any real potential there?
Guest62: yah you get to fuck a million people a day
Julie Tinkerbell: tee hee!
Guest62: you like that, dont you, you whore
Julie Tinkerbell: Your mom.
Guest62: no bitch you are
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry? I got distracted polishing the little star on the end of my magic wand.
Guest62: you suck and that's sad
Julie Tinkerbell: And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?

prob: You are just so dauntless and sagacious.
Mathieu Lavande: You are right, I am.
prob: How astute of you to notice that I am right. Most people never do.... Or at least they never say so.
Mathieu Lavande: To tell you the truth, I have never been right.
prob: Not even once in your whole life have you ever?
Mathieu Lavande: I do not like my whole life much.
prob: Tell me more about your whole life. I sing elven songs for every occasion, Do you have an occasion? Like a birthday?
Mathieu Lavande: No, I do not.
prob: *sings* No special day, we will sing any way. hooray.... tra la tra la.