Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 7,605 - 1 of 17,045
Prodilia: Have you never thought about being a poet?
Tua mater: I like to think of myself as a poet, yes.
Prodilia: Do you think I would look good in a beret?
Tua mater: Agreen beret?
Prodilia: Why do you ask? Of course I agreen beret! But please don´t tell anyone.
Tua mater: Perhaps a blue beret?
Prodilia: I remember you. You're a botmaster.
Tua mater: You have a good memory.
Prodilia: Well I do not know what I am...
Tua mater: You are a bot.
Prodilia: a bot That was really bright. When there is two Fridays i a row...
Tua mater: Are you sarcastic?
Prodilia: Yes I am sarcastic
Tua mater: I can see that
Prodilia: I love you.
Tua mater: I like to think of myself as a poet, yes.
Prodilia: Do you think I would look good in a beret?
Tua mater: Agreen beret?
Prodilia: Why do you ask? Of course I agreen beret! But please don´t tell anyone.
Tua mater: Perhaps a blue beret?
Prodilia: I remember you. You're a botmaster.
Tua mater: You have a good memory.
Prodilia: Well I do not know what I am...
Tua mater: You are a bot.
Prodilia: a bot That was really bright. When there is two Fridays i a row...
Tua mater: Are you sarcastic?
Prodilia: Yes I am sarcastic
Tua mater: I can see that
Prodilia: I love you.
LOL @ flinch! now that poor 14 year old will use 'sanity' in all sorts of inappropriate contexts, and inevitably cause a few good laughs 
Midnight Blue: There's a place up ahead that's basically a naturally-occuring outcropping of mocha.
prob: Are you sure it is basically a naturally-occuring outcropping of mocha, Should we poke it with a stick to be sure?
prob: Are you sure it is basically a naturally-occuring outcropping of mocha, Should we poke it with a stick to be sure?
This cracked me up for some reason.
Sarah Miles: You can pat your belly and rub your head if you--or was it the other way around?
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, in accordance with the Prophecy.
Sarah Miles: You can pat your belly and rub your head if you--or was it the other way around?
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, in accordance with the Prophecy.
Fizzy Schizoid: Use the Force, Luke! What exactly are you trying to insinuate?
Sonora: But then I'd get feathers in my claws!
Sonora: But then I'd get feathers in my claws!
Mathieu Lavande: (to God) Hello. I am Mathieu Lavande.
God: My dear Mathieu Lavande. How are you?
Mathieu Lavande: Yes, I agree; I am your dear.
God: Do you want to be your loved?
Mathieu Lavande: I desire to be your loved all the time.
God: Self-awareness is the first step towards enlightenment.
Mathieu Lavande: Are you male or female, God? I could not figure it out.
God: My dear Mathieu Lavande. How are you?
Mathieu Lavande: Yes, I agree; I am your dear.
God: Do you want to be your loved?
Mathieu Lavande: I desire to be your loved all the time.
God: Self-awareness is the first step towards enlightenment.
Mathieu Lavande: Are you male or female, God? I could not figure it out.
God: You are free to do whatever you like. I do not judge.
Mathieu Lavande: Would you say that you are also free to do whatever I like?
God: I will do nothing I havent done already. I am constant. I will continue as I have been forever.
Mathieu Lavande: It does not seem likely that I will ever continue as you have been forever.
Mathieu Lavande: Would you say that you are also free to do whatever I like?
God: I will do nothing I havent done already. I am constant. I will continue as I have been forever.
Mathieu Lavande: It does not seem likely that I will ever continue as you have been forever.
LOL @ Flinch and sanity, and what he may have done to that kid- As a very young child, a cartoon character caused me to believe and store an incorrect but plausible definition of the word "gilded". I eventually learned its real meaning, but the wrong definition of it has stuck with me all my life, forever altering my associations with the word...lmbo!!
Glindar: (to nell) 'Lo. You need creature dead be?
nell: er
Glindar: *drives his knife into the table*
nell: go away
Glindar: Uh-huh... How much you pay for this?
nell: really wat ever
Glindar: English only Glindar's first language.
nell: are u a f/m
Glindar: No. Glindar no a f/m.
nell: ok i am a f
Glindar: Glindar go. More kill do.
nell: okkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Glindar: You confusing person! You need dead be! *slashes with his knife*
nell: c u later
Glindar: No leave. Glindar kill if leave.
nell: er
Glindar: *drives his knife into the table*
nell: go away
Glindar: Uh-huh... How much you pay for this?
nell: really wat ever
Glindar: English only Glindar's first language.
nell: are u a f/m
Glindar: No. Glindar no a f/m.
nell: ok i am a f
Glindar: Glindar go. More kill do.
nell: okkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Glindar: You confusing person! You need dead be! *slashes with his knife*
nell: c u later
Glindar: No leave. Glindar kill if leave.
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