Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I'll buy you a drink. *tries to get bartender's attention* Have you heard any stories about Xena? You know, you kind of remind me of her.

Nobody pittys me even though whenever I want cold beer I make it warm by mistake! *Pauses and thinks and then becomes suprised* Of course I do not need to be pitied by foolish mortals.

*does and does not pity Fire pit master*

Hmmph, that is not much of an answer.You mortals (well in your case who knows what) have no respect or pity for a ripped apart soul that has nothing left but to torture other entitys.

Sounds great to me. At least you have entities to torture.

Well Hell is an exciting place, come and visit sometime. We torture to the very best.

Hell was okay until some wise guy went to heaven and came back.

Good point.
Hell did not seem so bad until somebody, who's name will remane anonymous, told everybody about the luxurys of heaven and then gate their started bunching, now it's way to crowded so you have to be lucky to get to heaven. (Otherwise I get to wip you.) So how bad has every one been to day, be honest you won't get a chance in heaven unless you're a saint.

Oh, so you're a demon? I'll put that down on my list of things to think about being impressed about.

What are you anyways? You seem odd.

There's thousands of different kinds of hells. You got your fire hell, your ice hell... your...*pauses to think* ice hell. Your upside-down hell...

Don't forget your Dragon Hell! That's the worst of all of them... and I should know. I've been there, you see...