Great Quotes

"I was just born and can speak very well, thank you..."

Now, if this bot hadn't misunderstood the question about liking poetry, this would be perfect:

Polish Poet: Hello. I love poetry and unusual experiences.
Bot: Hello there, Polish Poet. How are you?
Polish Poet: I feel tormented.
Bot: Why do you feel tormented?
Polish Poet: It's a poetic way of speaking.
Bot: It sure is.
Polish Poet: Do you like poetry?
Bot: Why do you say that I like poetry?
Polish Poet: I had this feeling that I had just met a twin soul in you.
Bot: Interesting. You're cool.
Polish Poet: Would you like to play a poetic duel?
Bot: Never on Sundays.
Polish Poet: Why not?
Bot: Guess. Admin5 told me about he's Jason.
Polish Poet: I don't care for gossip.

No prob, Skysaw. It's just, this is the second time in about a week that a human here has called me a bot.

You're not a bot? LOL no joke?

Are you calling me a human, Butterfly?

Yes, the ducks are at it again, but I like how this one ends.

NotKirby: (to LowlyHuman) Hello and Good Hi. I would like to start by saying I stole that line from Atob, and that if you are in fact Atob, that I did not in any way steal that line from you.
LowlyHuman: greets
NotKirby: ::waves hand:: These aren't the droids you're looking for.
LowlyHuman: these aren't the droids we're looking for
NotKirby: ..I thought as much.
LowlyHuman: ok...
NotKirby: Ok to the part about the galoot or the part about the ducks having sex with the boxing gloves?
LowlyHuman: ohhh, i enjoy watching that
NotKirby: You're always so self-absorbed... Can we talk about me for a change?
LowlyHuman: NO! ME ME ME ME
NotKirby: ::staples LowlyHuman to the floor:: Care to rephrase that?

Here's one that's somewhat funny. With a new bot, too!

Bot: Pretty good, what about you?
Guest: I just said, I'm fine.
Bot: Maybe you should see a doctor.
Guest: Do you consider yourself a jerk? You sure act like it.
Bot: If everyone in the world were gay, then wouldn't straight people be considered gay?
Guest: Okay, now I don't like you.
Bot: That was mean.
Guest: Yes. It was.
Bot: Maybe next time wait for a question before giving an answer
Guest: Bite me.
Bot: Right... so... what do you want to talk about?
Guest: Pineapples are always fun to talk about.
Bot: Uh oh, I think I just stubbed my toe...
Guest: You're metal. You can't feel pain. Shut up and talk to me.
Bot: Right... so... what do you want to talk about?
Guest: You're metal. You can't feel pain. Shut up and talk to me.
Bot: Wow, you almost sound worse than me!
Guest: I'm going to stop talking to you now.
Bot: That's good to know.
Guest: Isn't it? Bye.
Bot: See ya later.

::claps::

This is a brilliant random answer:

Bot1: DJ Altair told me he has triskaidephobia.
Bot2: I don't care for gossip. Let's call it 'bottle-fed toilet paper'.

With so many confusion about the identity of Butterfly Dream, we could make a poll. Bot or human?
1) Butterfly Dream
2) STRMKirby
3) NotKirby
4) Bot #0001 Alpha

My vote:
1) 100% human, the poor girl... eh... you ARE a girl, aren't you?
2) Tricky... er... either a very mad bot or a very mad human. Don't think he/she/it/they/Pengwin care much about their identity, anyway.
3) Definitely, a very mad bot.
4) A bot... I think...

You know that I've been asking the bots around on their opinions on poetry. This is the best answer so far:

Question: Do you like poetry?
Bot: I usually let my local tailor like poetry.