Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Well I'll be, I've been drinking the blood of the innocent all along... Well, as long as it's alcoholic.

If their blood has that high of an alcohol content, they must not be very innocent.

Dammit, Kirby, with all those little cherries and umbrellas, I'd have sworn it was a kiddie cocktail. Otherwise I wouldn't have asked for "what he's having."

Good thing I didn't ask for a Bloody Mary. Or a Presbyterian.

LOL or maybe a Pack of Holy Smokes

Champale!
Zolf and I are sharing a crate of Novarian Vodka. Want some?

Dont you mean Novarian Wodka?

Suddenly averybody is Novarian expert.
Novrian Vodka got a "V" just like avrybody vodka. Wodka is name of Archbishop Wodka.

Does Archbishop Wodka drink vodka? And what happens when he goes to Germany?

Hey my cousin's uncle's roommate's sister's boyfriend's grandfather (twice removed),'s stepdad's grandchildren's uncle's father's girlfriend was from Novaria.. Said the castle was pretty good "if you know what I mean" ... What's she mean?

I'm not sure, but I'd hafta wonder about any chick who has relations with a castle.

At www.elftor.com comic strip, a girl had sex with a tree.

STRMKirby, I used to drink the blood of the innocent (as well as the blood of the guilty) all the time. But I don't have the capacity to become inebriated.