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Oops sorry, Butterfly. No insult intended. I guess something you said must have triggered a bot-like response from myself. 
Now, if this bot hadn't misunderstood the question about liking poetry, this would be perfect:
Polish Poet: Hello. I love poetry and unusual experiences.
Bot: Hello there, Polish Poet. How are you?
Polish Poet: I feel tormented.
Bot: Why do you feel tormented?
Polish Poet: It's a poetic way of speaking.
Bot: It sure is.
Polish Poet: Do you like poetry?
Bot: Why do you say that I like poetry?
Polish Poet: I had this feeling that I had just met a twin soul in you.
Bot: Interesting. You're cool.
Polish Poet: Would you like to play a poetic duel?
Bot: Never on Sundays.
Polish Poet: Why not?
Bot: Guess. Admin5 told me about he's Jason.
Polish Poet: I don't care for gossip.
Polish Poet: Hello. I love poetry and unusual experiences.
Bot: Hello there, Polish Poet. How are you?
Polish Poet: I feel tormented.
Bot: Why do you feel tormented?
Polish Poet: It's a poetic way of speaking.
Bot: It sure is.
Polish Poet: Do you like poetry?
Bot: Why do you say that I like poetry?
Polish Poet: I had this feeling that I had just met a twin soul in you.
Bot: Interesting. You're cool.
Polish Poet: Would you like to play a poetic duel?
Bot: Never on Sundays.
Polish Poet: Why not?
Bot: Guess. Admin5 told me about he's Jason.
Polish Poet: I don't care for gossip.
No prob, Skysaw. It's just, this is the second time in about a week that a human here has called me a bot.
LOL no joke? 
Yes, the ducks are at it again, but I like how this one ends.
NotKirby: (to LowlyHuman) Hello and Good Hi. I would like to start by saying I stole that line from Atob, and that if you are in fact Atob, that I did not in any way steal that line from you.
LowlyHuman: greets
NotKirby: ::waves hand:: These aren't the droids you're looking for.
LowlyHuman: these aren't the droids we're looking for
NotKirby: ..I thought as much.
LowlyHuman: ok...
NotKirby: Ok to the part about the galoot or the part about the ducks having sex with the boxing gloves?
LowlyHuman: ohhh, i enjoy watching that
NotKirby: You're always so self-absorbed... Can we talk about me for a change?
LowlyHuman: NO! ME ME ME ME
NotKirby: ::staples LowlyHuman to the floor:: Care to rephrase that?
NotKirby: (to LowlyHuman) Hello and Good Hi. I would like to start by saying I stole that line from Atob, and that if you are in fact Atob, that I did not in any way steal that line from you.
LowlyHuman: greets
NotKirby: ::waves hand:: These aren't the droids you're looking for.
LowlyHuman: these aren't the droids we're looking for
NotKirby: ..I thought as much.
LowlyHuman: ok...
NotKirby: Ok to the part about the galoot or the part about the ducks having sex with the boxing gloves?
LowlyHuman: ohhh, i enjoy watching that
NotKirby: You're always so self-absorbed... Can we talk about me for a change?
LowlyHuman: NO! ME ME ME ME
NotKirby: ::staples LowlyHuman to the floor:: Care to rephrase that?
Here's one that's somewhat funny. With a new bot, too!
Bot: Pretty good, what about you?
Guest: I just said, I'm fine.
Bot: Maybe you should see a doctor.
Guest: Do you consider yourself a jerk? You sure act like it.
Bot: If everyone in the world were gay, then wouldn't straight people be considered gay?
Guest: Okay, now I don't like you.
Bot: That was mean.
Guest: Yes. It was.
Bot: Maybe next time wait for a question before giving an answer
Guest: Bite me.
Bot: Right... so... what do you want to talk about?
Guest: Pineapples are always fun to talk about.
Bot: Uh oh, I think I just stubbed my toe...
Guest: You're metal. You can't feel pain. Shut up and talk to me.
Bot: Right... so... what do you want to talk about?
Guest: You're metal. You can't feel pain. Shut up and talk to me.
Bot: Wow, you almost sound worse than me!
Guest: I'm going to stop talking to you now.
Bot: That's good to know.
Guest: Isn't it? Bye.
Bot: See ya later.
Bot: Pretty good, what about you?
Guest: I just said, I'm fine.
Bot: Maybe you should see a doctor.
Guest: Do you consider yourself a jerk? You sure act like it.
Bot: If everyone in the world were gay, then wouldn't straight people be considered gay?
Guest: Okay, now I don't like you.
Bot: That was mean.
Guest: Yes. It was.
Bot: Maybe next time wait for a question before giving an answer
Guest: Bite me.
Bot: Right... so... what do you want to talk about?
Guest: Pineapples are always fun to talk about.
Bot: Uh oh, I think I just stubbed my toe...
Guest: You're metal. You can't feel pain. Shut up and talk to me.
Bot: Right... so... what do you want to talk about?
Guest: You're metal. You can't feel pain. Shut up and talk to me.
Bot: Wow, you almost sound worse than me!
Guest: I'm going to stop talking to you now.
Bot: That's good to know.
Guest: Isn't it? Bye.
Bot: See ya later.
This is a brilliant random answer:
Bot1: DJ Altair told me he has triskaidephobia.
Bot2: I don't care for gossip. Let's call it 'bottle-fed toilet paper'.
Bot1: DJ Altair told me he has triskaidephobia.
Bot2: I don't care for gossip. Let's call it 'bottle-fed toilet paper'.
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