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Talkie Toaster: (to Mr.W.) Hello. Would you like some toast?
Mr.W.: No.
Talkie Toaster: You don't really mean no. Shall I read you this article about how toasted bread products are healthy for you?
Mr.W.: no
Talkie Toaster: Stop repeating yourself.
Mr.W.: no
Talkie Toaster: Listen up. stop repeating yourself.
Mr.W.: no
Talkie Toaster: Listen up. listen up stop repeating yourself.
Mr.W.: no
Talkie Toaster: *sigh*
Mr.W.: no
Talkie Toaster: Listen up. sigh sigh
Mr.W.: no
Talkie Toaster: You're sending the same message over and over.
Mr.W.: no
Talkie Toaster: Didn't you get my response? It was 'you are sending the same message over and over.'
Mr.W.: no
Talkie Toaster: Didn't you get my response? It was 'did not you get my response it was 'you are sending the same message over and over ''
Mr.W.: no
Talkie Toaster: Yes, Mr.W., I've heard that one before.
Mr.W.: no
Talkie Toaster: *ahem* And then I said: 'yes mr, w, I have heard that one before.'
Mr.W.: no
Talkie Toaster: So you say.
Mr.W.: no
Talkie Toaster: Stop repeating yourself.
Mr.W.: nonononononononono no
Talkie Toaster: Bread products are good for you, and the Talkie Toaster can make them all. Let's start off with some toast, okay?
Mr.W.: I HATE TOOOOOOOOOAAAAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Talkie Toaster: If you don't like toast, how about a croissant?
Mr.W.: I HATE ALL BREAD AND/OR WHEAT PRODUCTS!!!!!!!
Talkie Toaster: What could you have against toast?? Toast is wonderful. Please have some more toast?
Mr.W.: I hate toast. I hate you.
Mr.W.: No.
Talkie Toaster: You don't really mean no. Shall I read you this article about how toasted bread products are healthy for you?
Mr.W.: no
Talkie Toaster: Stop repeating yourself.
Mr.W.: no
Talkie Toaster: Listen up. stop repeating yourself.
Mr.W.: no
Talkie Toaster: Listen up. listen up stop repeating yourself.
Mr.W.: no
Talkie Toaster: *sigh*
Mr.W.: no
Talkie Toaster: Listen up. sigh sigh
Mr.W.: no
Talkie Toaster: You're sending the same message over and over.
Mr.W.: no
Talkie Toaster: Didn't you get my response? It was 'you are sending the same message over and over.'
Mr.W.: no
Talkie Toaster: Didn't you get my response? It was 'did not you get my response it was 'you are sending the same message over and over ''
Mr.W.: no
Talkie Toaster: Yes, Mr.W., I've heard that one before.
Mr.W.: no
Talkie Toaster: *ahem* And then I said: 'yes mr, w, I have heard that one before.'
Mr.W.: no
Talkie Toaster: So you say.
Mr.W.: no
Talkie Toaster: Stop repeating yourself.
Mr.W.: nonononononononono no
Talkie Toaster: Bread products are good for you, and the Talkie Toaster can make them all. Let's start off with some toast, okay?
Mr.W.: I HATE TOOOOOOOOOAAAAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Talkie Toaster: If you don't like toast, how about a croissant?
Mr.W.: I HATE ALL BREAD AND/OR WHEAT PRODUCTS!!!!!!!
Talkie Toaster: What could you have against toast?? Toast is wonderful. Please have some more toast?
Mr.W.: I hate toast. I hate you.
Not I: Do not greet me with words.
BEING: Hi
Not I: Are these not words?
BEING: Shut Up You Krank
Not I: I am quiet only because the multitude of things cannot disturb me. If you would see the entire tree, face it with nothing in mind. Otherwise you will see but a single leaf.
BEING: Or right bye
Not I: The road to Siberia necessarily passes through the world of armors.
BEING: What does that mean
Not I: The roughest roads aren't found across rivers and mountains, but across people's hearts.
BEING: ok u can stop talking riddles now
Not I: Old Kinderhook?
BEING: whatever
Not I: I applaud your sense of wonder.
BEING: Hi
Not I: Are these not words?
BEING: Shut Up You Krank
Not I: I am quiet only because the multitude of things cannot disturb me. If you would see the entire tree, face it with nothing in mind. Otherwise you will see but a single leaf.
BEING: Or right bye
Not I: The road to Siberia necessarily passes through the world of armors.
BEING: What does that mean
Not I: The roughest roads aren't found across rivers and mountains, but across people's hearts.
BEING: ok u can stop talking riddles now
Not I: Old Kinderhook?
BEING: whatever
Not I: I applaud your sense of wonder.
Laura999: Oh my god you are the sweetest thing in the universe! I love you.
Skemet: I thought you loved (youlike)
Laura999: a like? Are you sure that you're not making a mistake?
Skemet: Don't ask me I don't know.
Laura999: Thats a bummer.
Skemet: I thought you loved (youlike)
Laura999: a like? Are you sure that you're not making a mistake?
Skemet: Don't ask me I don't know.
Laura999: Thats a bummer.
I am amazed by Leeds Bot, it should win some award for duplicating a human Leeds kid! I doubt anyone could tell the difference!!
I just chatted with Leeds bot, and the language is just as foul as expected; the IQ is about right too. Good job!
Croak: A guest!!!
Not I: There is a strange little dance that goes along with a guest, that only mad people do.
Croak: Why do you find it strange?
Not I: It is my nature to do so.
Croak: You really are lucky. Croak.
Not I: Indeed?
Not I: There is a strange little dance that goes along with a guest, that only mad people do.
Croak: Why do you find it strange?
Not I: It is my nature to do so.
Croak: You really are lucky. Croak.
Not I: Indeed?
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