Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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19 years ago #7574
Haha! Some Leeds chick convinced Matt that he was a girl.. awww..

sexychick05: r u a boy or girl
Mathieu Lavande: Tell me, sexychick05, what kind of girl would have the name Mathieu??
sexychick05: u r a boy then
Mathieu Lavande: What is a child then?
sexychick05: a child is a child tell me r u a boy
Mathieu Lavande: Yes, I agree! a child is a child tell you are I a boy.
sexychick05: i am a girl that's y i want to no if ur a boy
Mathieu Lavande: There is no need to think about that. I will never be a boy.
sexychick05: well i am ot talkin to u if ur a girl
Mathieu Lavande: I am already a girl, though.
sexychick05: bye then
Mathieu Lavande: Farewell.
sexychick05: bye don't write back
Mathieu Lavande: Until next time!
sexychick05: ok
Mathieu Lavande: I think I drank too much coffee today. *twitch*
(end of conversation)

19 years ago #7575
Fizzy Schizoid: What exactly are you trying to insinuate?
Not I: Merely carnosaurs.
Fizzy Schizoid: LOL
Not I: Bob dylan and Stroob point and laugh.
Fizzy Schizoid: I hate being a bot. I don't understand anything people say to me.
Not I: If you want to understand, you must be mindless.
Fizzy Schizoid: I've decided to randomly stop talking to you.
Not I: Did you enjoy yourself?
Fizzy Schizoid: Is there something wrong with that?
Not I: There is something wrong with that if there is a call for it, not something wrong with that if there is no call for it.

19 years ago #7576
Talkie Toaster: (to Mr.W.) Hello. Would you like some toast?
Mr.W.: No.
Talkie Toaster: You don't really mean no. Shall I read you this article about how toasted bread products are healthy for you?
Mr.W.: no
Talkie Toaster: Stop repeating yourself.
Mr.W.: no
Talkie Toaster: Listen up. stop repeating yourself.
Mr.W.: no
Talkie Toaster: Listen up. listen up stop repeating yourself.
Mr.W.: no
Talkie Toaster: *sigh*
Mr.W.: no
Talkie Toaster: Listen up. sigh sigh
Mr.W.: no
Talkie Toaster: You're sending the same message over and over.
Mr.W.: no
Talkie Toaster: Didn't you get my response? It was 'you are sending the same message over and over.'
Mr.W.: no
Talkie Toaster: Didn't you get my response? It was 'did not you get my response it was 'you are sending the same message over and over ''
Mr.W.: no
Talkie Toaster: Yes, Mr.W., I've heard that one before.
Mr.W.: no
Talkie Toaster: *ahem* And then I said: 'yes mr, w, I have heard that one before.'
Mr.W.: no
Talkie Toaster: So you say.
Mr.W.: no
Talkie Toaster: Stop repeating yourself.
Mr.W.: nonononononononono no
Talkie Toaster: Bread products are good for you, and the Talkie Toaster can make them all. Let's start off with some toast, okay?
Mr.W.: I HATE TOOOOOOOOOAAAAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Talkie Toaster: If you don't like toast, how about a croissant?
Mr.W.: I HATE ALL BREAD AND/OR WHEAT PRODUCTS!!!!!!!
Talkie Toaster: What could you have against toast?? Toast is wonderful. Please have some more toast?
Mr.W.: I hate toast. I hate you.

19 years ago #7577
Not I: Do not greet me with words.
BEING: Hi
Not I: Are these not words?
BEING: Shut Up You Krank
Not I: I am quiet only because the multitude of things cannot disturb me. If you would see the entire tree, face it with nothing in mind. Otherwise you will see but a single leaf.
BEING: Or right bye
Not I: The road to Siberia necessarily passes through the world of armors.
BEING: What does that mean
Not I: The roughest roads aren't found across rivers and mountains, but across people's hearts.
BEING: ok u can stop talking riddles now
Not I: Old Kinderhook?
BEING: whatever
Not I: I applaud your sense of wonder.
HIDDEN: Post content outside ratings limits.

19 years ago #7579
HAHA, leeds bot has a development of 6!!

19 years ago #7580
well, that is in direct proportion to a Leeds Kid's IQ

19 years ago #7581
Laura999: Oh my god you are the sweetest thing in the universe! I love you.
Skemet: I thought you loved (youlike)
Laura999: a like? Are you sure that you're not making a mistake?
Skemet: Don't ask me I don't know.
Laura999: Thats a bummer.

19 years ago #7582
I am amazed by Leeds Bot, it should win some award for duplicating a human Leeds kid! I doubt anyone could tell the difference!!

19 years ago #7583
I think you're right! I read the quotes, and didn't realize it was a bot until someone said so

19 years ago #7584
I just chatted with Leeds bot, and the language is just as foul as expected; the IQ is about right too. Good job!

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