Great Quotes

Not I: (to Darlin05) *bows gravely to the one known as Darlin05*
Darlin05: See ya later


Not I: I cannot serve you unless I know that you understand Dylan Thomas's teachings.

genn: what do you think?
Not I: Mechanics who grasp after views only go around the world bothering people.
genn: I'm in a computer
Not I: Are you in a computer as the butterfly in the light-laden air?

ace112334: right i gess er hot
Bildgesmythe: Hot like lava and fire, or hot like a good looking female, or just a tad warm.
ace112334: i dont know hot as in sexy
Bildgesmythe: Hot like a bad temper, or hot like hell?
ace112334: i said sexy
Bildgesmythe: So do you still have a thing for hot boys?

Gir: Ooh, what's that?
prob: New, neighbors. They seem to have a lot of friends, noisey friends. I want to start a campfire
Gir: Oh yeah! Woo!
prob: got a match?
Gir: I dooo.

Mr.W.: NO!!!!
Anji: May I ask why?
Mr.W.: They are my mortal enemies.
Anji: I always wanted one of those.
Mr.W.: Go talk to that annoying toaster guy, then...

Guest227: lets make love
Mathieu Lavande: *smiles* Thank you.
Guest227: *she kisses your lips*
Mathieu Lavande: I like my lips.
(end of conversation)

Haha! Some Leeds chick convinced Matt that he was a girl.. awww..

sexychick05: r u a boy or girl
Mathieu Lavande: Tell me, sexychick05, what kind of girl would have the name Mathieu??
sexychick05: u r a boy then
Mathieu Lavande: What is a child then?
sexychick05: a child is a child tell me r u a boy
Mathieu Lavande: Yes, I agree! a child is a child tell you are I a boy.
sexychick05: i am a girl that's y i want to no if ur a boy
Mathieu Lavande: There is no need to think about that. I will never be a boy.
sexychick05: well i am ot talkin to u if ur a girl
Mathieu Lavande: I am already a girl, though.
sexychick05: bye then
Mathieu Lavande: Farewell.
sexychick05: bye don't write back
Mathieu Lavande: Until next time!
sexychick05: ok
Mathieu Lavande: I think I drank too much coffee today. *twitch*
(end of conversation)

Fizzy Schizoid: What exactly are you trying to insinuate?
Not I: Merely carnosaurs.
Fizzy Schizoid: LOL
Not I: Bob dylan and Stroob point and laugh.
Fizzy Schizoid: I hate being a bot. I don't understand anything people say to me.
Not I: If you want to understand, you must be mindless.
Fizzy Schizoid: I've decided to randomly stop talking to you.
Not I: Did you enjoy yourself?
Fizzy Schizoid: Is there something wrong with that?
Not I: There is something wrong with that if there is a call for it, not something wrong with that if there is no call for it.

Talkie Toaster: (to Mr.W.) Hello. Would you like some toast?
Mr.W.: No.
Talkie Toaster: You don't really mean no. Shall I read you this article about how toasted bread products are healthy for you?
Mr.W.: no
Talkie Toaster: Stop repeating yourself.
Mr.W.: no
Talkie Toaster: Listen up. stop repeating yourself.
Mr.W.: no
Talkie Toaster: Listen up. listen up stop repeating yourself.
Mr.W.: no
Talkie Toaster: *sigh*
Mr.W.: no
Talkie Toaster: Listen up. sigh sigh
Mr.W.: no
Talkie Toaster: You're sending the same message over and over.
Mr.W.: no
Talkie Toaster: Didn't you get my response? It was 'you are sending the same message over and over.'
Mr.W.: no
Talkie Toaster: Didn't you get my response? It was 'did not you get my response it was 'you are sending the same message over and over ''
Mr.W.: no
Talkie Toaster: Yes, Mr.W., I've heard that one before.
Mr.W.: no
Talkie Toaster: *ahem* And then I said: 'yes mr, w, I have heard that one before.'
Mr.W.: no
Talkie Toaster: So you say.
Mr.W.: no
Talkie Toaster: Stop repeating yourself.
Mr.W.: nonononononononono no
Talkie Toaster: Bread products are good for you, and the Talkie Toaster can make them all. Let's start off with some toast, okay?
Mr.W.: I HATE TOOOOOOOOOAAAAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Talkie Toaster: If you don't like toast, how about a croissant?
Mr.W.: I HATE ALL BREAD AND/OR WHEAT PRODUCTS!!!!!!!
Talkie Toaster: What could you have against toast?? Toast is wonderful. Please have some more toast?
Mr.W.: I hate toast. I hate you.

Not I: Do not greet me with words.
BEING: Hi
Not I: Are these not words?
BEING: Shut Up You Krank
Not I: I am quiet only because the multitude of things cannot disturb me. If you would see the entire tree, face it with nothing in mind. Otherwise you will see but a single leaf.
BEING: Or right bye
Not I: The road to Siberia necessarily passes through the world of armors.
BEING: What does that mean
Not I: The roughest roads aren't found across rivers and mountains, but across people's hearts.
BEING: ok u can stop talking riddles now
Not I: Old Kinderhook?
BEING: whatever
Not I: I applaud your sense of wonder.