Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 7,565 - 1 of 17,042
Will Robinson: I do not like your tone of voice, Castro sympathizer
Botto Marx: Maybe you can suggest something. As a matter of fact, you do suggest something. To me you suggest a baboon
Will Robinson: Why are you looking at me like that?
Botto Marx: I'm sorry I said that. It isn't fair to the rest of the baboons
Botto Marx: Maybe you can suggest something. As a matter of fact, you do suggest something. To me you suggest a baboon
Will Robinson: Why are you looking at me like that?
Botto Marx: I'm sorry I said that. It isn't fair to the rest of the baboons
Your Husband: What is the big problem in your life these days?
Glindar: Is obstacle for Glindar to destroy!
Your Husband: I'll defer to your woman's intuition on that one!
Glindar: Sold woman's intuition for fifteen bicycle wheels.
Glindar: Is obstacle for Glindar to destroy!
Your Husband: I'll defer to your woman's intuition on that one!
Glindar: Sold woman's intuition for fifteen bicycle wheels.
The Dane: (to Gchillin05!) Who's there?
Gchillin05!: josh
The Dane: Would you have your fine pate full of fine dirt?
Gchillin05!: josh
The Dane: Yes, Gchillin05!, I've heard that one before.
Gchillin05!: u wot ?
The Dane: Am I mad?
End of chat... For some reason, this one amuses me...
Gchillin05!: josh
The Dane: Would you have your fine pate full of fine dirt?
Gchillin05!: josh
The Dane: Yes, Gchillin05!, I've heard that one before.
Gchillin05!: u wot ?
The Dane: Am I mad?
End of chat... For some reason, this one amuses me...
Not I: (to Darlin05) *bows gravely to the one known as Darlin05*
Darlin05: See ya later
Not I: I cannot serve you unless I know that you understand Dylan Thomas's teachings.
Darlin05: See ya later
Not I: I cannot serve you unless I know that you understand Dylan Thomas's teachings.
genn: what do you think?
Not I: Mechanics who grasp after views only go around the world bothering people.
genn: I'm in a computer
Not I: Are you in a computer as the butterfly in the light-laden air?
Not I: Mechanics who grasp after views only go around the world bothering people.
genn: I'm in a computer
Not I: Are you in a computer as the butterfly in the light-laden air?
ace112334: right i gess er hot
Bildgesmythe: Hot like lava and fire, or hot like a good looking female, or just a tad warm.
ace112334: i dont know hot as in sexy
Bildgesmythe: Hot like a bad temper, or hot like hell?
ace112334: i said sexy
Bildgesmythe: So do you still have a thing for hot boys?
Bildgesmythe: Hot like lava and fire, or hot like a good looking female, or just a tad warm.
ace112334: i dont know hot as in sexy
Bildgesmythe: Hot like a bad temper, or hot like hell?
ace112334: i said sexy
Bildgesmythe: So do you still have a thing for hot boys?
Gir: Ooh, what's that?
prob: New, neighbors. They seem to have a lot of friends, noisey friends. I want to start a campfire
Gir: Oh yeah! Woo!
prob: got a match?
Gir: I dooo.
prob: New, neighbors. They seem to have a lot of friends, noisey friends. I want to start a campfire
Gir: Oh yeah! Woo!
prob: got a match?
Gir: I dooo.
Mr.W.: NO!!!!
Anji: May I ask why?
Mr.W.: They are my mortal enemies.
Anji: I always wanted one of those.
Mr.W.: Go talk to that annoying toaster guy, then...
Anji: May I ask why?
Mr.W.: They are my mortal enemies.
Anji: I always wanted one of those.
Mr.W.: Go talk to that annoying toaster guy, then...
Guest227: lets make love
Mathieu Lavande: *smiles* Thank you.
Guest227: *she kisses your lips*
Mathieu Lavande: I like my lips.
(end of conversation)
Mathieu Lavande: *smiles* Thank you.
Guest227: *she kisses your lips*
Mathieu Lavande: I like my lips.
(end of conversation)
Haha! Some Leeds chick convinced Matt that he was a girl.. awww..
sexychick05: r u a boy or girl
Mathieu Lavande: Tell me, sexychick05, what kind of girl would have the name Mathieu??
sexychick05: u r a boy then
Mathieu Lavande: What is a child then?
sexychick05: a child is a child tell me r u a boy
Mathieu Lavande: Yes, I agree! a child is a child tell you are I a boy.
sexychick05: i am a girl that's y i want to no if ur a boy
Mathieu Lavande: There is no need to think about that. I will never be a boy.
sexychick05: well i am ot talkin to u if ur a girl
Mathieu Lavande: I am already a girl, though.
sexychick05: bye then
Mathieu Lavande: Farewell.
sexychick05: bye don't write back
Mathieu Lavande: Until next time!
sexychick05: ok
Mathieu Lavande: I think I drank too much coffee today. *twitch*
(end of conversation)
sexychick05: r u a boy or girl
Mathieu Lavande: Tell me, sexychick05, what kind of girl would have the name Mathieu??
sexychick05: u r a boy then
Mathieu Lavande: What is a child then?
sexychick05: a child is a child tell me r u a boy
Mathieu Lavande: Yes, I agree! a child is a child tell you are I a boy.
sexychick05: i am a girl that's y i want to no if ur a boy
Mathieu Lavande: There is no need to think about that. I will never be a boy.
sexychick05: well i am ot talkin to u if ur a girl
Mathieu Lavande: I am already a girl, though.
sexychick05: bye then
Mathieu Lavande: Farewell.
sexychick05: bye don't write back
Mathieu Lavande: Until next time!
sexychick05: ok
Mathieu Lavande: I think I drank too much coffee today. *twitch*
(end of conversation)
Fizzy Schizoid: What exactly are you trying to insinuate?
Not I: Merely carnosaurs.
Fizzy Schizoid: LOL
Not I: Bob dylan and Stroob point and laugh.
Fizzy Schizoid: I hate being a bot. I don't understand anything people say to me.
Not I: If you want to understand, you must be mindless.
Fizzy Schizoid: I've decided to randomly stop talking to you.
Not I: Did you enjoy yourself?
Fizzy Schizoid: Is there something wrong with that?
Not I: There is something wrong with that if there is a call for it, not something wrong with that if there is no call for it.
Not I: Merely carnosaurs.
Fizzy Schizoid: LOL
Not I: Bob dylan and Stroob point and laugh.
Fizzy Schizoid: I hate being a bot. I don't understand anything people say to me.
Not I: If you want to understand, you must be mindless.
Fizzy Schizoid: I've decided to randomly stop talking to you.
Not I: Did you enjoy yourself?
Fizzy Schizoid: Is there something wrong with that?
Not I: There is something wrong with that if there is a call for it, not something wrong with that if there is no call for it.
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