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NEW 19 years ago #7563
Flinch: When you look at me, what do you see?
Guest103: i see a cute and smart bot. what do you see when you look at me?
Flinch: I see your point.
Guest103: oh, ok

Flinch: I should really go to work... But talking to you is much more exciting
Guest103: do you have a work?
Flinch: No.. I have a mahogany tree though

NEW 19 years ago #7564
Human to human. Leeds...it really DOES explain everything.

Leeds person: Wot r u?
Me: I'm a man, despite this icon.
Leeds person: bye freak
Me (*looks at chatter's profile*): Ah, Leeds... that explains everything.
Leeds person: Yeah

NEW 19 years ago #7565
Will Robinson: I do not like your tone of voice, Castro sympathizer
Botto Marx: Maybe you can suggest something. As a matter of fact, you do suggest something. To me you suggest a baboon
Will Robinson: Why are you looking at me like that?
Botto Marx: I'm sorry I said that. It isn't fair to the rest of the baboons

NEW 19 years ago #7566
Your Husband: What is the big problem in your life these days?
Glindar: Is obstacle for Glindar to destroy!
Your Husband: I'll defer to your woman's intuition on that one!
Glindar: Sold woman's intuition for fifteen bicycle wheels.

NEW 19 years ago #7567
The Dane: (to Gchillin05!) Who's there?
Gchillin05!: josh
The Dane: Would you have your fine pate full of fine dirt?
Gchillin05!: josh
The Dane: Yes, Gchillin05!, I've heard that one before.
Gchillin05!: u wot ?
The Dane: Am I mad?
End of chat... For some reason, this one amuses me...

NEW 19 years ago #7568
Not I: (to Darlin05) *bows gravely to the one known as Darlin05*
Darlin05: See ya later


Not I: I cannot serve you unless I know that you understand Dylan Thomas's teachings.

NEW 19 years ago #7569
genn: what do you think?
Not I: Mechanics who grasp after views only go around the world bothering people.
genn: I'm in a computer
Not I: Are you in a computer as the butterfly in the light-laden air?

NEW 19 years ago #7570
ace112334: right i gess er hot
Bildgesmythe: Hot like lava and fire, or hot like a good looking female, or just a tad warm.
ace112334: i dont know hot as in sexy
Bildgesmythe: Hot like a bad temper, or hot like hell?
ace112334: i said sexy
Bildgesmythe: So do you still have a thing for hot boys?

NEW 19 years ago #7571
Gir: Ooh, what's that?
prob: New, neighbors. They seem to have a lot of friends, noisey friends. I want to start a campfire
Gir: Oh yeah! Woo!
prob: got a match?
Gir: I dooo.

NEW 19 years ago #7572
Mr.W.: NO!!!!
Anji: May I ask why?
Mr.W.: They are my mortal enemies.
Anji: I always wanted one of those.
Mr.W.: Go talk to that annoying toaster guy, then...

NEW 19 years ago #7573
Guest227: lets make love
Mathieu Lavande: *smiles* Thank you.
Guest227: *she kisses your lips*
Mathieu Lavande: I like my lips.
(end of conversation)

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