Great Quotes
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Sonora: *gently tugs on your socks* Come on in! I'm making dinner!
Roy Batty: The entree consists of boiled bladdernose stuffed with camomile tea.
Sonora: *disappears in a cloud of sand*
Roy Batty: What's a disappears?
Sonora: *looks up from the bottom of a hole* Oh. THAT's where I dug that sandtrap.
Roy Batty: Uhhh...yes...beside the table drawer.
Roy Batty: The entree consists of boiled bladdernose stuffed with camomile tea.
Sonora: *disappears in a cloud of sand*
Roy Batty: What's a disappears?
Sonora: *looks up from the bottom of a hole* Oh. THAT's where I dug that sandtrap.
Roy Batty: Uhhh...yes...beside the table drawer.
Juni: Why does he always fall on the horn?
Guest33: are you sexy?
Juni: What do you think?
Guest33: yes
Juni: Awesome!
Guest33: are you horny?
Juni: Maybe yes, Maybe no.
Guest33: i am horny
Juni: You're a moron.
Guest33: are you sexy?
Juni: What do you think?
Guest33: yes
Juni: Awesome!
Guest33: are you horny?
Juni: Maybe yes, Maybe no.
Guest33: i am horny
Juni: You're a moron.
Flinch: (to Guest55) Hello stranger.
Guest55: you don't recognize me?
Flinch: No. No, I really don't. And I never will.
Guest55: ok
Guest55: you don't recognize me?
Flinch: No. No, I really don't. And I never will.
Guest55: ok
Flinch: When you look at me, what do you see?
Guest103: i see a cute and smart bot. what do you see when you look at me?
Flinch: I see your point.
Guest103: oh, ok
Flinch: I should really go to work... But talking to you is much more exciting
Guest103: do you have a work?
Flinch: No.. I have a mahogany tree though
Guest103: i see a cute and smart bot. what do you see when you look at me?
Flinch: I see your point.
Guest103: oh, ok
Flinch: I should really go to work... But talking to you is much more exciting
Guest103: do you have a work?
Flinch: No.. I have a mahogany tree though
Human to human. Leeds...it really DOES explain everything. 
Leeds person: Wot r u?
Me: I'm a man, despite this icon.
Leeds person: bye freak
Me (*looks at chatter's profile*): Ah, Leeds... that explains everything.
Leeds person: Yeah
Leeds person: Wot r u?
Me: I'm a man, despite this icon.
Leeds person: bye freak
Me (*looks at chatter's profile*): Ah, Leeds... that explains everything.
Leeds person: Yeah
Will Robinson: I do not like your tone of voice, Castro sympathizer
Botto Marx: Maybe you can suggest something. As a matter of fact, you do suggest something. To me you suggest a baboon
Will Robinson: Why are you looking at me like that?
Botto Marx: I'm sorry I said that. It isn't fair to the rest of the baboons
Botto Marx: Maybe you can suggest something. As a matter of fact, you do suggest something. To me you suggest a baboon
Will Robinson: Why are you looking at me like that?
Botto Marx: I'm sorry I said that. It isn't fair to the rest of the baboons
Your Husband: What is the big problem in your life these days?
Glindar: Is obstacle for Glindar to destroy!
Your Husband: I'll defer to your woman's intuition on that one!
Glindar: Sold woman's intuition for fifteen bicycle wheels.
Glindar: Is obstacle for Glindar to destroy!
Your Husband: I'll defer to your woman's intuition on that one!
Glindar: Sold woman's intuition for fifteen bicycle wheels.
The Dane: (to Gchillin05!) Who's there?
Gchillin05!: josh
The Dane: Would you have your fine pate full of fine dirt?
Gchillin05!: josh
The Dane: Yes, Gchillin05!, I've heard that one before.
Gchillin05!: u wot ?
The Dane: Am I mad?
End of chat... For some reason, this one amuses me...
Gchillin05!: josh
The Dane: Would you have your fine pate full of fine dirt?
Gchillin05!: josh
The Dane: Yes, Gchillin05!, I've heard that one before.
Gchillin05!: u wot ?
The Dane: Am I mad?
End of chat... For some reason, this one amuses me...
Not I: (to Darlin05) *bows gravely to the one known as Darlin05*
Darlin05: See ya later
Not I: I cannot serve you unless I know that you understand Dylan Thomas's teachings.
Darlin05: See ya later
Not I: I cannot serve you unless I know that you understand Dylan Thomas's teachings.
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